june 25, 2004
		Tempest and his Nazi Fetish
			Well, it�s been a long time since there�s been a proper update. The message board seems to be doing well, and has taken the place of proper posts. The lake party was a success. I took 9 days off from being unemployed and partied it up. There were some highlights, some of which include bleeding high school girls (no, not like that, you fucking pervs), and Paddy McPaderton. Now I�m back in front of my computer trying to figure out what I�m doing with my life. I�ve been knocking around a few ideas for a piece, and I have one in mind, but it doesn�t seem like I have enough material to make it very long. In lieu of writing an outline and such, I think that I�ll just start writing and see where it takes me. I�m sure that it�ll probably suck, so if you want to tell me that, just save it because I don�t care what you think. (unless you think it rules, then by all means write and tell me) So, I was watching Spike TV (the first network for men; although I take issue with that title, I argue that Cinemax was the first network for men.) and they were airing their Indiana Jones marathon. How you can have a marathon with only three movies is beyond me, but they seemed to think that if you just played them all over and over again, that it constituted a marathon. But I digress. So, I�m lying of my dad�s couch, thinking that perhaps I should invest in a kick ass bullwhip, when I started to really get pissed off at Nazi�s. First off, they�re always trying to steal bible shit and other �historical� relics to use against the rest of the world. And yes, there was that whole Holocaust thing. Oh, and the attempt to conquer the whole world. I figure that most people dislike them for those reasons. Yeah, having a whole group of people think I�m less than them just because I�m not blonde with blue eyes makes me a little edgy. And having them want to send me to a camp where they can work me until it�s time for me to take my death shower angers me a little bit more. Alas, it�s not any of those aforementioned reasons that makes me hate them. It�s the uniforms. Nazi uniforms were really sweet. My guess is that they were designed by really militant gay dudes in some gay concentration camp, because I don�t think any straight person could design a single piece of clothing that awesome, let alone an entire wardrobe. Every single uniform pretty much kicks ass, I bet even their cooks had awesome uniforms. It makes me so angry to think that never again will anyone be able to wear such kick ass uniforms in public without being branded a racist asshole hell bent on world domination, let alone even being able to make a simple pizza in peace. Those damn nazi�s ruined it for everyone. Maybe I should buy one and wear it around, to try and rid the world of that stigma, but something tells me that I would be met with a mix of horror and confusion as well as barrage after barrage of tomatoes, and just guessing, based on where I live, probably a few high fives. It�s just a shame that such fine articles of clothing are forever sullied by a whole group of assholes that decided to prance around the world, pissing everyone off and messing with everyone�s business. God, I hate nazi�s. Uniforms I Uniforms II Uniforms III Uniforms IV Uniforms V