I will address the men first. Guys, you have got to get rid of those fucking jean shorts. Jeans are perhaps one of the coolest articles of clothing ever created, but miraculously when you cut them off, you look like an idiot. Nothing about a pair of jean shorts is cool. By wearing them you are stating without a doubt to all the people who see you that you have no sense of fashion or any sense of what is aesthetically pleasing�because trust me, those Old Navy jean shorts are not good looking in any way. Khaki shorts fine, green shorts fine, but for some reason, jean shorts just don�t work, so get rid of the fuckers because I am tired of seeing you fucking morons wearing them.
Girls, you are next. This is a fashion peeve that I have had for some time now. I live skirts, I love dresses. They are cute, playful, and attractive. But you know what isn�t attractive? Those huge god damn panty lines I can see on your ass from those gargantuan granny panties you are wearing. Just get rid of the bastards. This is the
number one fashion faux pas committed by women, hands down. Ask any woman if panty lines are gross and she will say yes, you all agree, so why the fuck do you think you can get away with it. You think your panties don�t show through that skirt�.WRONG! There are two very easy solutions to this problem. One, get some G-strings. They are not that bad and I know plenty of girls who wear them daily, so you can at least wear them when you have on a skirt or dress. Or if you refuse to wear sexy panties that we don�t have to see, then just don�t wear any at all. It won�t be that bad, someone might even like the fact that you are not wearing any. Go ahead, give it a try because I am tired of looking that those wrinkly fucking lines on top of your ass.
-- Citizen D