april 3, 2003
Just for my readers that I love, I have more amateur porn for you, this time from the other Megan. Be warned, there is another picture similar to this one that she withheld, so if there is a big enough outcry, I bet she would give it up (the picture I mean, you pervs).

-- Citizen D
This is Jennifer, Liz, and Megan (left to right) - members of the Citizen D amateur porn stable
Friend,

When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you
plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you
sad.

When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is
choking you.

When you smile, ..I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every
chance I get.

When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be
and to quit whining.

When you are confused, ..I will use little words to
explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're
well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.

This is my oath, ...I pledge 'till the end. Why you
may ask?

Because you're my friend!

P.S. A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body
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