march 5, 2003
		Ass Wednesday
			I had a lovely little encounter with KC Larry today that I would like to share with all my readers despite the fact that it makes me look like a total ass. At 11:00 today, I was in small group discussion with KC Larry. We did not talk at length, but I did notice as I was sitting next to him that he had this shit on his forehead. It was like a black smudge, perhaps grease, or a shit-load of pencil lead, or perhaps even a pen marking that had been rubbed in. Now I decide to not say anything about it, figuring that eventually someone will tell him that he has some shit on his face and that will take care of it. As always, I pass the proverbial buck onto someone else. Later in the day, at about 1:00, I see him and Megan in the building. As I waved and approached my friends, I notice as I get closer and closer that this shit it still on his damn forehead. I think to myself as I approach, "I can't believe that no one has told him about this, it is time to take it into my own hands, this guy is my friend and he does not deserve to walk around all day with this black shit on his face." So as I get up to them I just reach out with my thumb and start rubbing it off. He of course steps back in shock and Megan looks at me like I just slaughtered a puppy in front of them and says "Oh my God, don't do that to him." I had no clue what I had done, but as most of you who are more intelligent that me have already figured out, today was Ash Wednesday, Larry is Catholic, and I am an ass. Yes, I am the Anti-Christ or a heretic to say the least. Oh well, Citizen D strikes again. - Citizen D