february 20, 2003
		I was listening to the radio the other day and I heard a song called "Fever for The Flava" by a band called "Hot Action Cop." First of all, let me say that if you have heard this song, I am sorry for you and if you have not, then try as much as possible not to. The point of this post on the other hand is to put up some of the lyrics of the song and see what you think. So, here they are:
				Do you think that I can get some chickie chickie Maybe gets a little finga sticky sticky You my electrical lip balm flava I gots ta do ya until the next song saves ya And can I get a little zip zip lookie lookie Maybe just a little uh uh nookie nookie Hey whatcha say, it doesn't matter anyway You won't do another 'cause you're getting with me She got the power of the hootchie I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie And did I mention, hey pay attention Gonna take that bootie to the nudie dimension I got the green glow under my car I got the boom boom system you can hear real far Chorus Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty shy whoap-whoap Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty fly whoap-whoap What do I have to say to get inside girl what do I have to say Can I get a little yum, yum kitty kitty Just a little sumthin sumthin itty bitty Do you wanna get triple x groovie Gimme gimme some of that kinda movie And let me spin ya like a record wicky wicky Let me get you butt naked licky licky Here we go yo here's the scenario Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio Ya got the power of the hootchie I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie I'm your lovey dovey bedtime playa Call me the super sexy boogie man slayer I got the green glow under my car I got the boom boom system you can hear real far Repeat Chorus I got the fever for the flava of a cootchie Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie Whoap Whoap Go! Do you think that I can get some chickie chickie Maybe gets a little finga sticky sticky You wanna suck it like a bong hit wacky You gotta be my First Lady Jackie She got the power of the hootchie I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie Let's party hardy and rock n' roll We drink Bacardi and smoke a bowl I got the green glow under my car I got the boom boom system you can hear real far Repeat Chorus I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie Whoap Whoap Go!
		Let me voice two things about this song. First, I think it is perhaps the dumbest and most annoying song of all time (if you have heard it you know what I mean). Second, what the fuck are they talking about? I mean I get the obvious sexual references like "flava of the coochie." I am not too old-school to miss those but the other 95% of the song makes absolutely no goddamn sense whatsoever.    So you say, "Citizen D, those lyrics are bad, could it possibly get any worse?" And I say to you "Yes." I heard the new Limp Bizkit song, "Drop Dead" today and it is worse. I do not want to make my readers stab their eyes out by making them read another set of horrible song lyrics, so I will just post a few snippits from the song:
			You got a lot of fucking nerve, You think this is a fucking tennis match bitch? Time for me to serve. I'm John MacEnroe, ready for me ho? It's 15-Love, where the fuck you gonna go? Where the fuck you gonna go, huh? What the fuck is going on? Who the fuck do you think you are? Bitch! Cause for alarm. Fed up with your shit, beggin me to stay. Even though you run your mouth every fucking day. I ain't some punk ass, dealin with your drunk ass. Yah you might be fine, but you crossed the fucking line.
			And it just keeps going and going. I mean, what is wrong with Fred Durst? Has he run out of things to write about so he just is reduced to making a song that sounds like drunken ramblings and trying to insert the word "fuck" in every line?    One of two things could be going on here: 1. I am getting old and I do not understand kids these days and I do not understand their music and all that crap. or 2. Both of these songs are total pieces of crap and both of the bands should be permanently removed from the face of the earth. I'll let you decide. --Citizen D