Happy Valentine's Day

This is just a note to wish all my readers who have a special someone a happy Valentine's Day. For all of us who don't, we hate you, your squeeze, and this god damn holiday you have created.

Here is a little toast that you can give at your Valentine's Day gathering: Here�s to the women we've met, and to the women we've fucked, And to those amongst us who've had no such luck. Here�s to beer in the glass, and vodka in the cup, Here�s to pokin' her in the ass, so she won�t get knocked up. Here's to all of you, and here's to me, together as friends we'll always be, but if we should ever disagree, then FUCK ALL OF YOU, HERE'S TO ME!

Happy V-Day from Citizen D