In replacement of the poem, I would like to offer up a new feature on the website--Hate Mail. The following are from Jackie T, an old fogie from my home town who is appalled by my website and my spelling. The following are e-mails from him and my responses.
Enjoy! In addition, I encourage all my readers to send hate mail if you hate me or any of my posts.
After reading the tripe "Leens" contributed for perusal on your website, I have come to one conclusion: You kids today are over-sexed, over-allowanced, and over-coddled, yet lack the skill of observation.
In your commentary at the end of "Leens" article, Shut Up About the Cow--Have More Sex!, you state that, and I quote: "I recommended that she and her current boyfriend 'do it in the butt.' And needless to say, she has never looked back."
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that when a couple are
engaged in anal sex, It is almost impossible to look back, especially
for the recipient.
That being said, "Leens" never having looked back
is a normal action not some kind of unique religious
experience you make it out to be.
Try to learn to be more tuned in to logic
before you attempt to make any
more profound statements.
Uncle Jackl
I am afraid to tell you that you are wrong for two reasons. First, when engaging in anal sex, you don't necessarily have to be in a doggystyle position. You can be on your back and thus even though you aren't "looking back," you are still looking at your partner. Ok, so that one's a little weak, but the other reason you are wrong is that the girls that I do it with are flexible enough to look back at me, I dont know, I guess when you start getting with older ladies, they lose that ability....I wouldn't know.
Citizen D
After viewing the lurid display of phallic symbol worship you posted under the heading, "Meag - B J Queen", I can come to but one conclusion:
Since I know both of you are pre-med students, and obsessed with sex and a Libertarian form of anarchy, and since I know that the future of our country's health care rests in the hands of the likes of you and your cohorts; where life and death are at the whim of some doctor who should be concentrating with all his/her (politial correctness run amok) being on saving a person's life instead of thinking about how a beer bottle in the mouth looks like a dick, it's no wonder medical malpractice insurance premiums are going through the roof.
P.S. Don't give me any shit about the last paragraph being a run-on sentence.
Uncle Jack
Despite your bad syntax, I will just answer this one with a simple response. The lovely Meaghan pictured on the website is Meaghan from Kirksville, and she is going to be a lawyer, not a doctor, so yes, I agree, she is the reason why premiums are going through the roof.
Citizen D
You liberals want to tax everything...sintax..come on...give me a break!
P.S. You should be in bed. Oh yeah, and start using your spellcheck.
Uncle Jack
Are you mouthing the word syntax? You are the English guy.....sintax? What the fuck is that? Let me help you:
syn�tax
(sin-tax))
n.
(1)
(a)The study of the rules whereby words or other elements of sentence structure are combined to form grammatical sentences.
(b) A publication, such as a book, that presents such rules.
(c) The pattern of formation of sentences or phrases in a language.
(d)Such a pattern in a particular sentence or discourse.
(2) Computer Science The rules governing the formation of statements in a programming language.
(3) A systematic, orderly arrangement.
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[French syntaxe, from Late Latin syntaxis, from Greek suntaxis, from suntassein, to put in order : sun-, syn- + tassein, tag-, to arrange.]
There, maybe that will help...good night!
Citizen D
-- Citizen D