february 5, 2003
		Propeller Cars
	I know everyone had lived through what I experienced today, so I want you to all think as if you were in this scenario. I am driving down the road and I pass one car and then end up right behind another one. And this mother fucker has one of those little boat propellers on the back of his SUV! Those little bastards piss me off to no end. I guess its supposed to say "I like boats so much that I wish my car was one." Instead it screams "My mom let rats chew on my head when I was young." If you have that thing, why don�t you turn it on and propel your ass out of my fucking way! And if you so wish your car was a boat, then I strongly recommend that you go give it a try, run your car off a bridge and turn on your propeller and see what happens. And while your at it, go ahead and just roll up your windows and lock your doors before you do it. Go down with your vessel like any good fairing sea captain would do.....fucking geniuses, these people. I wonder how many of them actually own boats? I bet many more own guns and mesh hats with camouflage patterns than boats. And I can assure you that I wish all of their mothers would have let the rats just keep on chewing. --Citizen D A Link for all 4 of my readers: www.masturbateforpeace.com I encourage all of you out there to wrap your hand around your own axis of evil!