january 25, 2004
	The Ladies Wanna Clean Citizen D's "Stuff"
			I found this under my door a couple days ago and thought I would share it with my readers as I got a healthy laugh out of it. I figure either one of two things. Either these girls are just call girls who use this cleaning business as a cover, or these are the smartest cleaners I have ever seen and they are using their slutty pictures to get easy guys like me to pay them $40 to clean my apartment while I watch. I, for one, plan on calling for my "free consultation" and asking if there is anything they "refuse" to clean....topless.....while I film...... -- Citizen D