| january 9, 2003 | |||||||
| "Muhammad was a terrorist." -- Rev. Jerry Falwell -- |
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| Yes, thats right folks, Jerry Falwell is a complete fucking moron. His IQ lies somewhere between a rock and a ripe fruit. If he were to die tomorrow, I would miss him about as much as I miss those crotch critters I got from that girl in South Padre on Spring Break. Whatever day the God that Falwell loves created him, I wish he would have rested on that day too, so I would not have to live in the same universe as the Reverend. Falwell went on to say that Muhammad was "a violent man, a man of war..." and that "Jesus set the example for love, as did Moses...I think that Mohammed set an opposite example.? Oh really? Here is some info on Muhammad for those who do not know much about him: For three years, Muhammad preached only to close friends and associates. Then, about 613, he began preaching in public. As he slowly gained converts, the Meccan authorities came to consider him a dangerous nuisance. In 622, fearing for his safety, Muhammad fled to Medina (a city some 200 miles north of Mecca), where he had been offered a position of considerable political power. This flight, called the Hegira, was the turning point of the Prophet's life. In Mecca, he had had few followers. In Medina, he had many more, and he soon acquired an influence. During the next few years, while Muhammad's following grew rapidly, a series of battles were fought between Medina and Mecca. This was ended in 630 with Muhammad's triumphant return to Mecca as conqueror. The remaining two and one-half years of his life witnessed the rapid conversion of the Arab tribes to the new religion. Damn, doesn't the first part of that story sound an awful lot like another religion figure.....like JESUS!!!! Meccan authorities considered him a danger as he started to get followers, just like the Romans considered Jesus a danger as he did the same, only here is the major difference--Muhammad ran off and got his shit together and came back and kicked everyone's ass and took over while Jesus cried like a little bitch until they strung his ass up on a cross. OK, so maybe he could be considered a man of violence or wat, but really, who do you want to follow, the guy who came from the underdog position to kick the asses of all of his oppressors or the one who let them kill him? Damn, Jesus was one large sissy-boy. I guess that walking around in those skirts and sandals in the sand was a bad combination because some of that sand blew up into and irritated his vagina. If that has not convinced you, I leave you with one final Falwell quote in regards to 9/11: "I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'" Yep, he actually said that, its like he is trying to get every group to hate him and he is doing a good job, he has won my hatred and I hope yours too! -- Citizen D |
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