| CTY 2003 nicknames: King Jonathon Chocolatepants III, Lady Tech, Duchess of Bearclaw, Admiral of the fleet. Lady Avocado, Countess of Gonzaga, General of the Armies � �Thank God you�re here, Apathy man!��Erin �I�m so sorry about the world crisis.��Noah �Apathy, not sympathy!��John �Oh, I know just how you feel..��Noah �Apathy, not empathy!��John �What does apathy mean?���Noah �It could be a mam-sect.��Allie Buck � �He�s dead. Quick, take his shoes.� �If he dies, you don�t get his stuff, we do.���Erin and Pete �I�m high like a fox.��Me �They�re the monkeys of Satan.��Clare � �Is it against the honor code to call someone a snot weasel?� �It depends�is he actually a mammal that subsists entirely on snot?���Me and Bret �Look, my hair is smoking.��John �I have seen the others and I have discovered that this fight is not worth fighting. And I�ve seen their mothers and I will no others to follow me where I�m going. So take a shower and shine your shoes, you�ve got no time to lose. You�re a young man, you must be living. Go now, you are forgiven.��The General�Dispatch �Don�t swing your�glasses.��Trevor (RA) �Hold on�did Ken just pat me on the head, say �good girl� and put a pretzel in my mouth?�-Me �Stories don�t have beginnings, middles, and ends. Stories are stories.��Val �Just because it�s beautiful, doesn�t mean it�s precise.��Dawn �No, Laura! Think of the children!��John � �John, you taste like shirt.� �You bit my shirt!���Me and John �There�ll be beautiful women. And they�ll be sleepy and therefore more susceptable to your charms.��Me convincing boys to come to Passionfruit �I almost concussed two boys at Passionfruit this morning.��Me �I want to set the world on fire.��Stacey (RA) �Uber Commie Death Mizzle fo� shizzle. I�ll blow up your hizzle ma nizzle.��Me and John Tech nicknames: Lady Tech, Foxy, Salem, Incompetence Girl, Alphonso the Wonder Muffin, Apollo, Dragon, Artemis, Zane, Doctor Hottie, and �Todd? �Do do do do do Inspector Flasher.��Me and John to Ken on Big Saturday �I got really confused about when things were happening in your story because you say two weeks ago and is that two weeks from now and is now 5:15 and if you say two weeks later does that mean two weeks after two weeks ago making it now?��John �I want the devil�s pants.��Me in re: Mike�s pants for the Devil Went Down to Georgia Lip Synch �I want a monkey.��Dawn �That must be the coolest game�provoke the llama.��Dawn �The thing to do if a llama or a camel spits at you is spit back. Then they know you�re as tough as they are.��Kat �I don�t own any white underwear.��Stacey �Reuben�s hall is a bunch of little whore boys.��Stacey �I don�t want your heathen Milky Ways.��John �They (the candy) were supposed to be laced with sedatives, but apparently not.��Dawn �Fiction is all about reliving things. It is our second chance.��Don Delillo �If I haven�t eaten meat for a few hours, I get all itchy. I need to go out and kill something.� �Kevin, a CTYer �I�d like to toast the women here because, since I came to this country, that�s what�s kept me sane.��Anish �LXG is full of stuff from books And Sean Connery kept giving me looks Dorian Gray was pretty cool And the invisible man was a pretty big fool���George�s devirginization �Life is so fleeting!��Mike at improv � �Planet of the apes is grossly overrated!� �So is the Matrix!� �Charlton Heston is cute!���Mike and Noah playing Half-life �My God this is awkward. Stop hitting me with that sausage.��Noah�Improv �Look it�s Jesus, but he�s a lion!��Erin�Film and Theatre Styles �Aslan, we will sacrafice you on this altar and then something will happen that makes no sense.��Mike Things repeated too many times at CTY 2003: �Blank. Blank like a fox.� �I�ll blank you, Blankie Mcblankerson!� �Good Golly Miss Molly.� �Sweet sassy molassey.� �Put that in your pipe and smoke it.� �Jumpin� Jehosephat.� �Damn you and the horse you rode in on.� �Holy Fuck Moses.� �Does your guitar make noise?��Me at a tech rehearsal ��I think I�m vicious.� �Admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery.���Me and Dawn �When in vome, do as the vomers do.��Me �I realized I wanted to be a writer and that nobody could stop me and that the only thing left for me to do was be the best writer in the world.��Gabriel Garcia Marquez �After you�ve been together for a year, you don�t really have anything to talk about anyway.� �Katy �(In response to the quote �You have to write a thousand bad words before you can write one good one.�) Do you mean a thousand curse words?�Cuz that�s a lot of bad words. Like you�d have to go into other languages���Me � �So let�s say a lion eats an antelope and he digests and excretes it. And it fertilizes the ground and your food grows up from it. So�you�re eating antelope.� �That�s bullshit.� �No, actually, that�s lion shit.���John MacDonald, Erin Steiner, Chelsea Dahl �If I�m hideous (as a writer) that�s OK. I�ll just quickly become a lawyer and enter politics.� �Jenny Williams �I want to go out there and leave my handprint on the memory of the world.��Chelsea Dahl �You�re putting your hands in your life�wait.��John �(On Distopias) Wah wah wah they can hear my thoughts.��Erin �(On Frankenstein) Oh I love Elizabeth tear tear tear.��Allie Buck �We�re just having casual sets here.��Maggie Duffy �Getting stoned by pickles�getting pickled�getting stoned on pickles�smoking pickles.� �Me, John, and Erin �I�ll kill you back.��Simon (from John�s hall) � �What do you call that frame around the door?� ��doorframe����Chelsea and Me �Why am I such an idiot?��John �My shoe wants your shoe over and over and over again.��Chelsea to John �He ended up playing for the Rapid City Ceder Colonels. The Ceder City Rapid Colonels�wait.��John �OK, you�re a monkey.��John �I will not be accosted like some Saturday night�I can�t finish that.��Reuben � �I don�t have to put up with this.� �Yes you do. You�re small.���John and Chelsea �I would throw eggs at my mother.��Erin �Damien�s so laid back, if he were any more relaxed he�d be moving backwards through time.��Me �Arnold Shwarzennager on American Idol!��CTYer improv suggestion �That�s horrible. I like it.��Me �I happen to be the wife of Bob.��CTYer at improv �I�m not crazy. I�m gifted. (Buzz) I�m not crazy. I�m just a CTYer and you don�t understand me.��Noah at Improv �Gee Officer Krupke, Krup you!��Officer Krupke�West Side Story � �That�s why I loosed my wolf among you sheep.� �Growl���Various bad guys in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (LXG) �He chose the techies� �at random� wink wink nudge nudge.��Ken (RA) �I�m gonna pretend I didn�t hear that.��Ken, very often �He called his teacher a �dishonorable deathknave���John�s story � �I think Dawn�s had too much candy.� �Or crack���Anjali and Dawn � �I�ll New Jersey Thumb you!� �That sounds wrong�sure, I�ll try anything once.���John and Me �Bad workshop, no candy. Just like bad cop, no donut.��Dawn �Damnit, where am I gonna find a Roman Catholic this time of year? Jesus!��Me �What do you think the biggest 12-year jump in a person�s life is? I think it�s from 25 to 37. Cuz at 25, you�re young and vibrant, while at 37, you�re staring 40 right in the ass.��John �In the movies, whenever you see a little kid wandering around singing to himself, in the next scene, he�s gonna have a meat cleaver.��Erin �I�d be pissed. I�d say, �Woah there! You may be ready for roast beef, but I am not!���Me with unintentional innuendo �You look sharp like a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms folded to a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jammed into someone�s eye.��Maggie quoting Red Dwarf �Parasites on angel wings would be a good name for a band.��Me �Like, I would start projectile vomitting.��Kelly �You gave me a drag queen.��Chelsea �You can cuddle with me if you want to.��Mike to John �I�d lower your structural integrity with a few well-placed fist shots.��John |
| CTY 2003 Quote Page |
| My quote page is, as many of you know, completely out of control. Here's a sample...many others will follow. I give you, the quotes of my experience at CTY Carlisle, Session 2 2003. Enjoy. |