Cabin John Morning Tennis Club

By S. Jan--Jan’s Studio

 


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n the late 1980’s, a group of tennis enthusiasts started playing tennis together at Cabin John Outdoor Tennis Courts in Potomac, Maryland, every morning except weekends.  It was so named Cabin John Morning Tennis Club.

 

 

A majority of its members are retirees with the ages ranging from 50’s to 80’s.  All of the members are males, except an occasional female participant. 

 

They all play doubles.  In order to eliminate a long wait, a match is based on two out of three games, not sets.  They switch partners every match and employ a sun rule to serve only on one side of the court to avoid sun getting into the eyes.  They play all year around outdoors, except during snow or rain or temperature below 17 degrees.

 

Three years ago, the number of members was in the twenties.  However, about half of the members who were younger, came later in the morning and thought they were better players dropped out of the Club--nicknamed A-team. Currently, the number of regular members is in the teens. 

·        Tom: Captain of the club.  He comes every day and is the most consistent player.  He holds a black belt in karate and teaches Tai chi during the weekends.  He is soft-spoken and has never shown any tempers at all, but runs very fast—second in this group.  He has lived in the same house since in the 1950’s and still cut his own grass.  No wonder he is the captain of this social and health club.

 

 

 

 

·        Herb: Umpire of the club.  He officiates in many tournaments.  He never missed going to the four grand-slams—Australia, Paris, Wimbledon, and New York. He brought back goodies and pictures to show off.  He knows all the rules about tennis matches.  Whenever there is a dispute, he is the person to resolve the problem.  He likes to play bare-chested and specialized in sharp angled drop shots.  He also loves to pounce on short second serves with an under-spin chip. During the summer and fall, he borrowed bodies to play in the senior’s circles.  This caused a lot of headaches for the Morning Club—empty courts on Thursdays.  A loan program will go into effect next year to require Herb to pay to the Club for his role as a snakehead--$200 a head per day.

 

 

·        Herman: Top seed of the group.  His cannonball serve is lethal with a style similar to John McEndoe.  He developed a shot to aim the shots to the poles so that no one can return his serve—pole shot.  He is one of the few to execute a beautiful heavy topspin to wear down opponents.  Recently he started to develop moon-ball to further his “career.”  He usually carries a gas blower to clean up the courts before the play.  The court is so clean that the players are required to take off their shoes to play, following a Japanese custom.  During the play, Herman loves to couch his partner on live. 

 

 

·        Don:  The most improved player in 2002.  His style is unorthodox--hits all of his strokes with either a Eastern grip or whatever.  It’s a wonder to see him execute some extra-ordinary shots.  He comes late and leaves late.  He also plays during the weekends in Olney Manor Park.   He can play tennis all day long.  Usually he continues to play with A-team after the end of session with the Morning Club members—a so-called defector.  Rumor is that he does a living as a talk show host to elders’ group (or WTOP radio station?) or as a weatherman.  He and his wife are the advocates on disabilities.

 

 

·        John:  He comes early and leaves early—an opposite of Don.  He has a lethal forehand, smashes like a pro with a killer’s instinct—don’t let him hit you unless you want to go the hospital.  He treats his doubles partner as if he is a football couch—yells at his partner on every movement like “Go and kill it” (most of the time he was right).  He has a little temper to add spices to this group.  He used to be slow in movement, but recently he started to chase balls pretty good, runs perfectly, and won most of the time—a fine model.  Once in a while, he brought his dog with him to improve his skills of playing tennis.  Or so he said.

 

 

 

 

 

·        Murray: He is a part-time medical administrator and is the fittest person in this bunch.  Look at his body—strong and lean and no fats at all.  He slices and spins and chips every single ball to confuse his opponents—a spin-doctor.  He used to call every ball out and now he calls every ball in.  He also plays soccer and in the past sponsored some children’s soccer tournaments, with children coming all the way from Japan.  He also plays ping-pong.

 

 

 

 

 

·        Lou: Speaker of the House.  He has a lethal weapon—a killer forehand.  He likes to talk and give commands like a general.  He is one of the few who play with a good form —“image is everything.”  He smashes beautifully, but resents moon-balls—he thinks police should arrest those moonballers for being annoying on the tennis court.  Parts of the winter he stays in Florida to play tennis to improve his skills and comes back to beat up the rest of the guys. He is the fastest runner in this group, but he is reluctant to run most of the time.

 

 

 

 

·        Chan: King of the moon-ball or hill?  He can play moon-ball all day long without hitting out.  He can also run and retrieve balls most of the time.  He enjoys the most to play cat-and-mouse with Captain Tom—refers to as Tom and Jerry team.  For some reasons, people call him Chang, Chan, Chen, or some un-believable names.  Finally they settled down to call him Chan, which is not his real name. 

 

 

 

 

 

·        Ernie: He doesn’t come very often.  He has a bizarre  forehand and an wicked backhand that confuses the opponents all the time. He lives somewhere in College Park or Annapolis or Ocean City, Maryland—nobody knows. Last month he celebrated his 50th wedding anniversary by coming to play tennis with the Club members.  He looks to be in his 50’s and everybody just wonders whether he married at the age of five.

 

 

 

 

 

·        Scott: He is the only one in this group coming from Virginia.  He has a very good form, probably better than Lou, especially with his powerful smashes.  He is tall and handsome, but a little shy—nobody could get hold of his photograph. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

·        Big Ernie:  He moves like a rabbit and acts like a teenager.  He is big and tall and handsome, broad of shoulder and wide of chest, slender of waist and fleet of foot.  He jumps high in the air, daring opponents to lob the ball over him.  He loves serve-and-volley and bend the knees low to hit touch volleys off his shoe tops—it’s beautiful to watch him to execute such textbook fashion. He smiles all the time and everybody loves him.  He enjoys repairing cars—he has owned a car repair shop (or garage or whatever) since in the 1940’s, or whenever.  He has been living in Washington area all his life.

 

Others who join this group include David, Harold, Haidee, Diana, Jerry, Johannes, James, and Jack.  The USTA ratings for this group are between 3.5 and 4.0.  They welcome anyone whose rating is 3.5 or above to join them. –December 30, 2002 q

 

 

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