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CTHUWULF (key-tow-wolf) formed in March of 2002 with the singular goal of "truely" attempting a "real" noisy dis-aster attack invoking severe influence from GAI/SWANKYS, MOB 47, DEFUSE, CRUDITY, SHITLICKERS, DEATH SENTENCE, ATROCIOUS MADNESS, PROTES BENGT, FRAMTID, EU'S ARSE, CONFUSE, DISCLOSE blah blah blah ad nauseum.

While Cthuwulf as a whole is already well aware that these same bands seem to make up 99% of the modern discore scene's "influences" nowadays, we'd like to pretend to think that we ACTUALLY nail the sound of those aforementioned godheads (unlike how bands like DROPDEAD and WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? seem to front how retro they are when in actuality they are sheer played-out-generic-fastcore CRAP).

We're realists...we make no assumption that we are "totally" nailing the sound (we do carry multiple subconcious influence from many other walks of life both musically and in subversive pop culture not associated with punk), but we try our best, and the glorious damaging noise (to our biased ears) we have generated thus far has seemed to pour out of us at an unforced and natural pace. Translation: we appear to be accomplishing our goal of being L.A.'s noisiest (and only) discore band (and having a BALL with it!).

YOU may hear a different style then what we have bragged about simulating (or is that FEELING???), but our hearts are in the right place and hopefully you will hear it too!

Lyrics run the gamut from heartfelt salute to DISCHARGE/MOB 47 "life sucks and so does the system and your mom too" haiku to viciously un-P.C. assaults against, uh, "dumb cunts" and/or total drunken nonsense involving our pet Chupa-pug-ra "Cutey Wolf" eating kops and throwing water ballons filled with piss at fuckheads.

Featuring a 3rd-rate "all star lineup" with members from LIPOVITAN, and HAISHA...wot have ya got to lose except a blank tape and a s.a.s.e.? Peace out noisenheimers... --George & Sean a.k.a. CTHUWULF

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