You will need…

Absolut 'Red Label' Vodka
Green Fairy Absinth
Slice of lemon
Sugar Cube
Yellow Galliano
Large Shot Glass

Method..

1. In a shot glass layer 15ml of Absinth on top of 30ml of vodka
2. Place lemon flat across rim of glass.
3. Sit sugar cube at the center of the lemon.
4. Pour 15ml Galliano over sugar and lemon into shot.
5. Set it on fire.
6. Clap it out whilst yelling "Cowabunga dudes I'm a nasty bitch ass ninja turd hill!"
7. Throw it back and bite the lemon.
8. Smash glass in fireplace or passing traffic.
9. Collapse and fake a seizure.

Hint: To liven the mood a little, fake your seizure into the fireplace (or passing traffic). For a fun summer twist, wear a full face helmet and have a real seizure.