| Burnin' Couches! |
| "Baderder" - Darsica |
| "hm . . . squirrels . . ." - Shawn |
| "Don't forget to cut fingers in your holes" - Aaron |
| "Every time someone screws up I will kill a puppy from the box of puppies I keep at home . . . after that i move to babies" - Matt Muncy |
| "Elephant Love" - Matt Muncy and Shawn |
| "Have you seen my . . . HOOHAH!?" - Cowgirl Jessie Doll |
| "I appreciate you" - Darcie |
| "Do you want a pretzel?" - Candace |
| "When a man and a woman have had too much to drink . . ." - Aaron |
| "Aaron, you're one of the girls" - Jessica |
| "Eeargh" - Matt Sesow |
| "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh" - Darsica |
| "11 sex" - Alex |
| "I hate those stairs. They get me off." - Mardell |
| "Airforce has a marching band?" - Michelle "Yeah, it's the military, all they do is march." - Eric |
| "Hey, I just realized I'm wearing a tutu!" - Aaron |