Selected Cheesy Movies!
The Kids in the Hall - Brain Candy 
Best Movie Ever!!
Summary:
The Kids in the Hall, Canada's celebrated sketch comedy troupe, make their feature film debut playing more than 40 roles between them in this slapstick tale of a deranged scientist who develops a happiness pill that catches on like wildfire. The only hitch? It's just possible it may put its users into a coma.
Here is a great transcription of the script!! SO MANY good lines!
Best line:
"This urine is great!"
Brain Candy Script
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Club Paradise
A classic 80's flick starring Robin Williams, Andrea Martin, Rick Moranis, Jimmy Cliff, Brian Doyle-Murray, and more!
Summary:
An ex-Chicago fireman partners with a musician/nightclub owner to transform a dilapidated Caribbean watering hole into a swinging singles hotspot in this good-natured and well-researched comedy.
Best line:
Rick Moranis and Eugene Levy (single losers staying at the Club) approach Steven Kampmann (Andrea Martin's husband in the movie) and ask him to join them, as they found three hot women, and they needed a guy for the third woman. Steven says "I can't join you - I'm a married man!" The camera then pans to Andrea Martin, who is wearing a crazy outfit and is waving her fist in the air while singing/screaming along to the reggae music "Third World People - remember where you're coming from...". Rick Moranis and Eugene Levy look over at the Andrea Martin spectacle, then back to Steven Kampman. Eugene says "Yeah, good marriage!"
Cabin Boy
Starring Chris Elliot and Brian Doyle-Murray
Summary:
Produced by Tim Burton, this slapstick sea voyage a la "Captains Courageous" is about a pampered rich kid who, due to a mix-up, ends up on rusty old bucket instead of the luxury liner he was supposed to take to Hawaii. The crew doesn't take to his superior airs and assigns him the worst chores.
"I'm a fancy lad"
Airheads
Starring Steve Buscemi, Adam Sandler, Brendan Fraser, Michael McKean
Summary:
A loser rock 'n' roll band commandeers a radio station in a gesture not appreciated by local SWAT teams.
Best line:
When one of the "hostages" in the radio station says to the band members that are holding him captive:
"You guys are crazy! You're all whoo-hoo and sh*t!"
This hostage is later released, then begs the band to let him back in the building to be
a hostage again!