1) Q : What is a stoner's favorite car ? A : A Blazer
2) Q : How can u tell if someone is a true stoner ? A : They read the short jokes and skip the long ones
3) Q : How do all stoner's stories start A : One time when i was high ........
4) Q : What do u call it when a roach burs your shirt? A : A pot hole
5) Q : Why did the stoner cross the road? A : Who else would follow a chicken?
6) Q : What do u do when u see a space man? A : Park in it man !!
7) Q : What do u call a stoned epileptic? A : Shake and bake |