Dieter's Guide to a Well Trained Human

As I stated previously, this web site will provide every dog with the necessary skills to train thier humans. It is a common misconception that the dog is less intelligent than humans, therefore they are to be subserviant to the human. Although many dogs, and humans, believe this to be true, I am creating this web site to inform every dog (and human) that dogs (as a group) are much more inteligent than humans (as a group).

1. Intelligence: As stated above, dogs are more intelligent than humans. It is imperative that you note each time your human does something stupid, and that your human knows you know. Further down on the page I will show you certain looks that you can give your human that produce the best results.

2. House Training: - Always remember that it is never a good idea to go potty in the house. This generally produces negative results from your human. It is characteristic of humans to "not notice" when you need to go outside but there are ways around this. I will show you the best ways later.

3.Guilt: - Guilt is a very powerful tool. Use it Only when your human appears to be slipping in his/her training. Remember, positive re-enforcement is always the best route to take when dealing with humans

4.PHOTOS: - By clicking on the thumbnails below, you can see that I have trained my humans well. However, before you view the photos, I would like to stress that I have never layed a tooth on any of them. I have learned from experience, that if you cannot out-smart your humans, you should not have them.

�My baby human�	�Basball game�	�Cat naps�	�My dad�

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