The Smooth Graces known as Woman

I don't give a shit, woman.
I'm not just saying that.
Your life, your job your hair
I couldn't care less.

Woman, why do you keep on rambling on?
Talking endlessly about this and that.
No, i don't think it's funny.
No, I really don't want to know

When you speak, nothing gets said!
Endless speaches about your weight!
Woman, if working out is really that hard,
I suggest you stop it

Woman, i don't give a shit about your life.
I only talked to you because you look good.
I don't need to know about your cat,
your parents your mean big brother.

I nod and nod, not out of agreement,
but becuase my eyes keep floating down.
half sleeping, half glancing.
your breasts, the only thing i care about


by Phil