(The scene opens with a man scribling on the bathroom stalls. He writes under a crude stick figure of a guy on a toliet, "Professor Joe goes to the bathroom like this." To waste time you could film the whole thing being drawn out. Just then a voice from the stall next door speaks) Stall next door (SND): Hey Cecile? Cecile: yeah? SND: I'm staring at a drawing of a cock being insurted into the asshole of a frat boy. Cecile: I'm staring at a picture of Professor Joe going to the bathroom. SND: REALLY!? (He head pokes out from under the stale wall) Let me see! Cecile: What the hell are you doing!?! Get back over there!?! SND: Sheesh, no need to have a fit over it. Cecile: Well, what the hell you thinking? SND: You know, in Saginaw it's considered good luck to have someone peek there head under the stale and say hello. (silence for a while while Ceicle is pinching a loaf) SND: PPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTT(Loud fake fart noises) Cecile: What are you doing? SND: PPPPPLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTT PPPPPLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTT I'm making loud fake fart noises so that you wont be as embaressed when you make loud real fake noises. Cecile: Yeah well now that you announced it everyone knows what your doing. (Camera cuts to a whole bathroom full of men. All staring at the two talking stales. Then back to inside Ceicle's stale.) So you might as well just shut the hell up! SND: Sorry, but you know that you can be an insensitive asshole sometimes. Cecile: *SIGH* SND: I mean it, I try to be kind and generous. I try to take an interest in your life... oh hey, I've rediscovered my butthole. It hurts but it's warm inside. Cecile: SHUT UP! I'm trying to CRAP!!! SND: You ever wonder why the universe ends with a bang? (at this point Cecile pulls up his drawers and storms out of the stale to beat up SND) Cecile: (kicking door to stale open) Alright you son of a .... Oh MY DEAR LORD!! (face is filled with horror when SND has poop all over his face and he is licking it. Use cholcolate not real poop. Cecile runs and camera zooms in on SND.) SND: Hurt hurt hurt, all the time. Never love... never love.