Chapter Nine


        Yvonne was a grandmother. She was only thirty-five, but she had a three-year-old granddaughter.
        Julian had been a wild teenager. Or, rather, his teen years were wild. Julian had to go along with it.
        When he was fifteen and a sophomore at a theatrical high school, Julian discovered one day in passing that he could play the piano. Rock. Jazz. Classical.
        In retrospect, Yvonne wondered why she hadn't ever had Julian take music and voice lessons. But it hadn't been necessary to his modeling. He'd done fine without cluttering his agenda with more things to do than the modeling, acting lessons and school. And, anyway, Julian didn't need a single music lesson. He taught music a thing or two. But it all embarrassed Yvonne a bit. She had no ear. She should have had a piano for Julian all along.
        But as usual, if Yvonne needed a plan, Julian's existence was in itself his plan. By the end of the school year, he had assembled a band. By the time he was seventeen--and a father--he was a junior rock superstar. If he was a quiet person, alert but subdued, on the rock stage he was a radical in a radical field. He romped and stomped and screamed perfectly modulated songs. And he could croon breathtakingly. But the ballads were only the stunning stills. The calm tornado-eye of the concerts.
        Julian could play keyboards backwards, sitting on the lids of grand pianos, his hands down on the keys, arms flying between split legs. Then he could land on his head on the piano bench and flip over onto his feet, do the splits and come up playing on beat, hands and piano at his back. He could slide frictionlessly the length of the widest stage on knees, rump or belly because of luxurious supplies of rock'n'roll sweat. Then he could stand motionlessly in impacted power like a Bengal tiger in a photograph, eyes closed, microphone in hand at center stage, and sing a love song from an old musical with impeccable delivery.
        If he was a shockingly cool and polite kid all his life before, and even now when he wasn't on stage or in a recording studio, when he was singing anything other than sweet ballads, when he was delivering the songs he was author of, he was livid. Furious with an outhouse of a world. If he was smooth and unflappable everywhere else, he had an electric angst in his act. He was the epitome of the perpetual Western adolescent dynamic heartbreak. He was compared with Jerry Lee Lewis and Sinatra--the press didn't quite know what to call him. He was a pinch like both of those singers. And a dash of Franz Liszt, a little of Beethoven, a smattering of Harry Belafonte, and so on.
        But all together and beyond comparison, he was Julian. Julian Yvette, the beautiful, brilliant rock star.
        It might have frightened another mother, even a show business mother, but Yvonne was made content and glad with the two Julians. The rock Julian and the time-proven Julian. She was happy he at last had an outlet, one that the world would pay for. "And who can make a living taking baths?" she had quipped to Julian when he announced his first album contract. Besides, she assessed, concerning the contradictory personalities, the two Julians would never know each other if they met on the street. His schizophrenia was complete, harmless, functional and under control, she felt. Happily fated, if not fortunately created. For now, anyway.
        Just when his second album, "I Don't Want To Rock" was finished, and just after his seventeenth birthday, he had to come to his mother with a difficult announcement concerning his girlfriend, Hilary. He found his mother contemplating infinity in the living room one evening. It was her one night of the week off from Duck, Duck, Goose, the play she was starring in. He poised himself in the doorway until she became aware of him. "Hello, dear," she said at last.
        He entered the room and sat in a chair across from hers. "You know that old joke, Eve?" he asked.
        "Oh, god," she thought, "he said 'Eve': mom. What's wrong now..." Out loud she said, "Yeah. If it's an old joke, I know it. But tell me anyway."
        "Well, ah, 'I should have danced all night'?"
        "Oh, a bad joke. Caption on some cheap cartoon of a pregnant woman?" Yvonne was hyperventilating.
        "Yeah, I saw it on a napkin tonight in a bar and..."
        "Is Hilary...?" Yvonne couldn't restrain herself.
        "Yeah. Pregnant. I should've rock'n'rolled."
        "Oh! Julian! Don't be so flippant about it. What are you...what is Hilary going to do?" cried Yvonne.
        "I'm not really being flip! How does one say these things?" Julian's intonations were the song of sadness.
        "Okay. Of course you don't mean to be flip," Yvonne said soothingly. "Tell me."
        "You know she told me she was on the pill?" Julian asked with incredulity.
        "How would I know such a thing?" replied Yvonne. But then the rightful implications of what Julian was saying jumped forth. "You mean she wasn't on the pill? She did this on purpose? Why? And why weren't you...why didn't you...ah..." Rubber sounded awful. Prophylactic sounded awful.
        "Why didn't I use something? Believe me, I will for now on! Except that this is my first and last...ah...affair." He spoke the word with due disgust. "Julian the Celibate henceforth." And Julian sat back despondently in his chair.
        "Okay, okay. We've got to be calm," Yvonne said, perched on the last inch of her chair. "Abortion?"
        After Julian stared in surprise at his mother for a long moment, he said, "Not even an issue."
        "Don't look at me like that. It is an alternative."
        "No, no. I did suggest it. It's Hilary. She... god, Eve. She planned the whole thing. I...I feel as though I've been raped," Julian said in a tiny voice. And then he cried for the first time so far as Yvonne knew since they'd seen Romeo and Juliet years before. Yvonne went to him and sat on the edge of his chair and held him. Both of them were shaking.
        "Not raped, Julian. This is another kind of trick. Just as old. Just as awful, in a way. What does she want?"
        "She wants me to marry her," he answered, his voice almost under control. He touched each eye with his shirt cuff, and then examined the two tear prints on the blue oxford cloth.
        "And?"
        "I don't want to. I didn't even want to have sex with her or hang out with her. Or, really, have her hanging around all the time. She's so goddamned persistent. The way she got backstage on lies. No one gets backstage who doesn't belong there. But she did. Does. And once there, well, she's incredible! What a manipulator."
        "Well, why did you let her get into your life? Why did you have sex with her?"
        "I suppose I wanted to."
        "But I thought you just said... Oh, never mind. It all gets very confusing, doesn't it? Julian, ah, this is awful, but I have to ask. Are you sure it's your baby?"
        "She said she'd submit to inutero blood testing if I had any doubt."
        "In utero blood testing, for god's sake! Was that her term?"
        "She got it from an attorney, I think. She's got an attorney."
        "Jesus! Have you been set up! She saw an attorney first and you second? Jesus, Julian..." Yvonne had been on the verge of saying something about the attorney helping Hilary figure out her menstrual cycle preconception, but decided it was too cruel to say. "Julian, I'm really very sorry this is happening."
        "I don't know how to be a father. I don't want to be a father. I can't, Yvonne."
        "Did you tell her you won't marry her?"
        "She said it doesn't matter. She's got me anyway because she's got my baby. She said I should marry her, though, so my kid won't be a bastard like I am."
        "Oh! Bastard, schmastard. Rather archaic notion. Look, Julian, this bitch wants alimony, too. And to use your name to the fullest. On top of money for the baby. Can you see that? So she wants you to marry her. So she calls you a bastard. An emotional ploy. Cheap. It doesn't mean a thing.
        "Julian. Listen to me. Your father was a nice man. Very nice. We had a lovely time together. If he knew about you, if I could have located him, I'm sure he would be involved with us." Yvonne stopped, hoping she didn't protest too much.
        She went over the fictitious dossier in her mind that she had compiled on Julian's "father". In case Julian should ask her something now, she wanted to have the same answers she had given in the past. She had made up a Black civil rights worker named Samuel Clark. He had been nineteen, and had come up North from Georgia to write a pamphlet on the racial situation in the urban industrial North. This imaginary Sam and Yvonne had met at a rally and had spent a few days together. After her review-lest-Julian-should-give-a-pop-quiz, something occurred to Yvonne. "Julian, how did Hilary think to call you a bastard? Why'd you tell her anything about your father? Our situation?"
        "All I can say is bed is a strange place."
        "But now that's going to be a thing in the press."
        "Yeah, well, along with everything else now, I don't see what difference it makes," said Julian.
        "True, true," Yvonne said, but she was thinking that the press could easily mount a search for this Samuel Clark. But she shrugged the thought off, and they mused for a bit. "Julian," she said at last, "you are responsible, kiddo."
        "Of course. I know. I know. And I will be. Financially. But, Eve, I don't have any feelings for it. For Hilary. Excuse me for saying it, but my feelings were in my pants. And the, ah, the, ah, kid. Am I supposed to fake feelings for this kid?"
        "Could you fake it?"
        "No."
        "Then that's the answer. You're lucky, Julian, really." He looked at his mother with shock. "No, really. You can carry on pretty much as before," Yvonne said, with bitterness peeking out of a lush jungle of intonations, like hominoids peering out of a Rousseau canvas. While Julian was left to ponder the origins and family relations of Yvonne's sudden bitter nuance, she rose from the arm of his chair, got a cigarette which she lighted, and she smoked it while pacing the room, looking not a little bit like Bette Davis.
        "Well," said Yvonne, when she got to the point of stubbing out her cigarette which she had inhaled down to the filter and a drag beyond. "Well, I'll say it. Life is a sad little soap opera. But enough of that shit. This baby is yours, and you're mine, so we'll handle this. You go on and go to LA. There's no reason you shouldn't move even with this going on. I think the papers and everything can be handled from there. And you've got enough money to cover everything. We'll ignore the irony that it's money--and fame--that got you into this. I want you to realize that this basic conversation is going on in hundreds of living rooms all over the world tonight. And only a few guys are as lucky as you about the whole thing." Julian nodded. "And I want you to know I'll handle everything if you like."
        Great relief showed in Julian's voice though his words were cautious. "You'll handle everything? Such as?"
        "Well, lawyers. And Julian, Hilary'll need her own money. Not that she deserves anything more than a beating. She certainly doesn't deserve money. Except that everyone deserves money. Except that she'll need money. The baby will need Hilary to have her own money. Okay?"
        "But..."
        "But you should have handled birth control. Even then this can happen. And you'd still be responsible."
        "For Hilary? For the woman...? Girl...?" he trailed off.
        "Yes, in part. Yes."
        "I don't understand. I'll go along with it. But I don't understand. You're a better judge than I."
        "Thanks," she said dryly. "Let's just not do this again. Okay? Besides, you fool, a nice thin layer of latex or whatever would be a good thing with disease what it is these days."
        "Julian the Celibate, remember?" he said.
        "Don't be silly. Well, but on the other hand, a nice little interlude of monastic contemplation wouldn't do you any harm."
        They laughed. Yvonne told Julian she'd start legal discussions in the morning. They said goodnight. Yvonne stayed on in the living room while Julian went to his room. She smoked. Thought of her life. Past, present and future. And after a while and a few decisions, she went to Julian's room and tapped on the open door.
        "Julian?" she whispered into the pitch-dark chamber.
        "Yes?" he said in a regular volume. He had been lying in the dark, thinking.
        "Is it alright with you if I lavish time and love on the baby? If it's possible, I mean, given this weird mind of Hilary's? Or if I can arrange it legally despite her?"
        "I don't care, Eve. I mean, I do care if it's what you want. You don't have to for my sake."
        "Your sake?" Yvonne was amazed. She eased through the dark and sat down on the edge of his bed. "See, Julian, I feel really ripped off. I never got to hold you enough when you were a baby. So it's hardly for your sake. I can't make you a baby again and start over.
        "Julian, in the living room just now, I was thinking. I've never really told you what I went through when you were in foster homes. I figured it was insignificant compared with what you went through. And you never could or would talk about it.
        "But when I didn't have you, I missed you. Every hour, every day. I ached for you. To have you with me." Yvonne waited but Julian was silent. She could see only the digits on his clock radio. She could smell his cologne. She could smell the sizing from a stack of new clothes she had bought him that laid on his dresser somewhere in the dark. She could smell the new set of leather suitcases he'd bought to take to California. She felt enormous sadness that he was leaving. And yet she was just now talking about when he had first come. She struggled to resume.
        "It was money. I couldn't sit around on welfare. I couldn't work in a drugstore. I had to be what I was and make it pay before I could get you. If I had seen at some point that it wasn't going to work, if I had thought I wasn't making it in modeling, the plan was to go on welfare and get you. See? But the way it went, even though it took four years, was better, far better in the long run." Still Julian was silent. Unconsciously it registered with Yvonne that Julian hadn't tensed up over this line of talk. The mattress hadn't communicated any musculature changes such as that from him. But Yvonne consciously changed directions, knowing from experience that Julian was typically impervious to emotional matters off stage. She had thought for a few moments that this Hilary crisis created an avenue for a discussion of their early time together. Early time apart.
        "So the thing is, Julian, Hilary is going to need money. She certainly doesn't have it together. And she's poor, right? Didn't you tell me once that her mother was on welfare?"
        "Yeah. And there are four other kids. I was sort of fascinated by that. Have you seen homes like that? I mean poor? I've seen some poor Black people's places. Kids from school. But it's more of a shock with whites."
        "Yeah, I've seen it. But mostly with Blacks because of civil rights work. It is a shock..." Yvonne put a finger now on something that hadn't quite formed into a thought before. She realized she actually half-admired this little trick of Hilary's. It was reprehensible. But so is poverty. And so is being a human being and thinking you have no other talent than procreative powers. "Does Hilary have any career plans?"
        "I guess I'm her career plan."
        "No! She'll have to develop some goals, as the counselors would say. But the baby's another matter. She's bringing this kid into the world on a false note. At least I'm rapidly learning to want the baby."
        "You are?"
        "Well, yeah. I mean circumstances aren't all that auspicious, but they're not inauspicious either. There's money. And I would care about the baby if Hilary'd let me be involved."
        "You mean you like babies?"
        "If I had the right guy, I'd consider having another baby myself."
        "Yvonne! I'm seventeen!"
        "Yeah, and I'm thirty-two. So? My career's under control. I'm young. I know you think I'm an old woman..."
        "No. Come on."
        "Okay. Back to reality. When's Hilary due?"
        "God. Due..." Julian whimpered. "Ah, she's two months pregnant."
        "So...February the baby'll come. Good. My contract is up in January. I'll take six months and help with the baby."
        "I thought you were staying with it the full run!"
        "I'm sick of the play. I wish I'd just directed and hadn't taken the lead anyway," she said.
        "You sound awful hep on this baby, Yvonne."
        "It's a human being. Someone better be awful hep on it."
        Yvonne rose to leave and they said goodnight again. But when she got to the door, Julian said, "You know, this baby will not only not be me, but it will be half her genes."
        "Meaning?" Yvonne asked, the hairs bristling at her nape.
        "Well, is this sort of behavior inherited? I mean Hilary's?"
        "No," Yvonne laughed. "This stuff is learned. It's taught by desperation and confusion. The baby will be fine. Goodnight, Julian. I love you."
        Yvonne was down the hall already when she thought she heard her son return her sentiment. But when she went back to ask what he had said, he said, "Goodnight, Yvonne. Thank you."

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