| Aries: I can�t believe I�m doing this. I�ve never even met the girl. Then again�they were the Queen�s orders� *sigh* I can�t believe this. What a fix. OH PRINCESS! OVER HERE, PRINCESS! WE�RE GOING ON A WALK! *female footsteps get louder* Snow White:A walk? YA! Will there be any boys there? Aries: Oi�preteens�errr�No. No boys. All alone. We�ll be all alone�. Snow White: AAAAHHHHH!!!! Aries: NO! NO! I DIDN�T MEAN IT LIKE THAT! I SWEAR I DIDN�T! *footsteps fade out* Aries: Err�She went right into the forest�where I was gonna take her�. Um� At least it saved me the walk ^_^! *footsteps start*Might as well go back to castle to report that snow white is- *footsteps stop* DOH! WAIT PRINCESS! COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! Oh crap� she�s already gone� Wait, I have an idea� A farmer! Perfect! Farmer! Over here! Farmer: Yessir? Aries: Give me a pig! AAAAAATTTTT once. Farmer: Why ya be needin a lil piggy? Aries: Just give it to me, okay? *Pig sqeals; squeals turn into a shrill, high human voice going �help me! Help me!* Farmer: There. Now fork it. Aries: Fork�what? Farmer: *laughs stupidly.* Aries: Huh? Oh-forget it! I�m not paying you! Farmer: Oh Queeeeeeeennnnniiiieeeeeee�. *footsteps start again with squeeling pig that�s voice is back to normal.* Aries: I can�t believe I paid him�Oh well. Darn Old Fool. Hmn� Narrator: 1 Hour later�. Aries: Here you are my Queen, the Heart of Snow White. Queen: *laughs or, cackles evily*Good! Good! You�ll have and extra cent in your pay! Aries:�A PENNY?! Queen: *hissing* You dare defy me? I�m like a God, you hear? Now begone with you! Out of my sight! Aries: OH YOUR MAJESTY! I DIDN�T MEAN- I MEAN I DID- BUT- Queen: I SAID BEGONE! Aries: EEP! Narrater: Meanwhile, deep into the woods� *tree�s blow in the breeze* Snow White: Oh my� What have I gotten myself into? I�ve gone so far into the forest I can�t find my way back again! *starts crying* And it�s getting dark, and it�s getting cold, and I wanna go hooooommmmeeee!!!! Squirrel: *Makes Squirrel noise* Snow White: A squirrel? Oh, here Squirrel, Here squirrel. That�s a good squirrel, your so cute I-SON OF A- OUCH! IT BIT ME! Squirrel: *Make rapid and angry squirrel noises* Snow White: *Starts crying again* I WAAAANNNNAAA GOOOO HOOOOMMMEEEE!!!! Voices: Hi Hoe, Hi hoe- Snow White: WHAT THE- I AM NOT! Voices: it�s off to work we go- Snow White: EEEWWWWWW!!! WHY MUST THE WORLD BE FILLED WITH THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE?! I gotta run! *leafs rustle to show she�s running* |