| Queen: Disgraceful! I am ashamed of you! Ripping your beautiful dress like that, I should have you thrown into the dungeon for such mistreatment! Snow White: It was an accident! I promise! Queen: You don�t see me ripping my dress to shreds, do you? Snow White: *sigh* No� I�m sorry Mother. It won�t happen again� And, what did you want to see me about? Queen: Well I was going to inform you of a ball on the 16th�but now I don�t think you�ll be going� Snow White: Oh please, Mother? Please let me go! There might be cute boys there! Queen: Oi�preteens� Snow White: Please, Mother? Pretty please? Queen: If you do not get on my nerves, you may go. Now begon. Snow White: YES! Queen: I SAID BEGONE, BRAT! Snow White: EEP! Er-Yes Ma�am! Queen: I hate children� Hmn.. Better check for updates with my mirror. *Footsteps sound like the queen is getting up* Queen: Now then, Mirror, Mirror, look at my crown, and judge who is the hottest year around! Mirror: My Queen, though eyes blue as midnight yonder, I have to say there�s much more fonder. With hair as fine as newly made silk, The girl with skin as pale as milk. Queen: WHO IS THIS GIRL WHO IS HOTTER THAN ME?! Mirror:Look into me and you will see! *echoed voice of Snow White singing* When there�s no tomorrow, Lift your chin up high, When there�s a brand new ending, Lift your chin up high. When your love has left you weeping, And your stuck with hesistant sleeping Lift- Oh lift- Your chin- Your chin- Up high! *singing fades out* Queen: I know that voice! Do you mean to tell me- Mirror: Yes! The one who is hotter than you is the one whom you have raised and grew! Her voice will carry a healing light, The hottest around is none other� than Snow White! Queen: OUTRAGE! THIS SUCKS! I�M THE HOTTEST! I AM! YOU LIE! *Glass braking is heard* Stupid mirror. I should have known when I first got it and it told me my lipstick was smudged! Darn mirror! Something must be done� and I know just how� |