INTRODUCTION
Well what can I say but welcome to this mother fucker of a website. Im called Crystal but don't let the name fool you because I AM 100% FUCKIN METAL!!! You heard it right, there is another fuckin metal chick on the writing scene and if you don't think girls can kick ass you best just step th fuck off RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW. I been writing horror for years now but havent had the Internet on this computer until only recently,,, that has changed now and so I am HERE WITH A VENGEANCE!!! Strap yourselves in because I am going to take you on a JOURNEY INTO THE DARKNESS! Well there isn't a lot on this web sight yet but hang on because this is going to be one dark fucking sight!
And if you want to know more about me, will you let me tell you a bit about myself. I am 20 years old (nearly old enough for BEER!!! Woo!) and I like H.P. Lovecraft, writing disturbing horror stories and dark poetry and HEAVY FUCKING METAL BABY!!! I was engaged, but the fucker broke it off because he couldn't handle the craziness, so that means Im single. I like MEN (born MEN) with LONG HAIR who wear LEATHER by the way, so form an orderly que lol! My hero is was OTEP but then i saw all that bullshit over prop 8 so guess whose off my mySpace friends list now LOL. Fuckin liberals are contiminating METAL an turnin it into some pansy ass foo foo shit! I got this website thanks to my bro Chuck, who kicks ass. I still gotta learn how to put pictures on web sights so if you know how lemme know kay? This site is gonna fuckin RAWK! Its gonna have interviews metal art all that good shit and you can bet it's gonna have a fuckshitload of HORROR!
MY STORIES
The Threshold of the Damned -- a story about a dark visitor. Penned after the nervous breakdown I had last year!!! Do not read unless you can cope with the madness!
NEW! TERRORQUAKE -- a semi autobigraphical story about why i write!
Coming soon: The Chasm of Coyote Gulch. It's going to be a Cthulhu Western! I�-HAW mother fucka!
on another note i see some bitch calling herself THE RUSTY NAIL has been calling me a troll saying my work sucks and saying shit about the HORROR WRITER NICKOLAUS PACIONE -- hey bitch you think you can get away with shit like that -- i dont see you writing horror or doing shit for the genre so why dont you go fuck off before i kick your ass right? fuck you got me so pissed off im gonna link to Nick right here, yeah thats right bitch thats another link hes got that you aint, whose the big shot internet bitch now HUH????? WRITERS CAFE - write a story an have a cup'a joe LOL!
LINKS -- no RUSTY NAILBITCH ALLOWED!
WRITINGS FROM THE GRAVE MUTHAFUCKA!!!!