Click our Logo to send us a scroll.

Let's face it; there are times when everyone finds themself in a compromising position. You might've been tempted by the shiny bauble in the shop.. and it "somehow ended up in your pouch" without being purchased; that elf was just looking for a fist in the mouth..and you obliged, but learned too late he was a SSAG auxiliaryman; you caught your lover in the bed of your friend, killed your lover and maimed the other..

It's not so bad. You're only human, or elven, or fae, or dragon, or ogre, or a related species. You reacted. But now find yourself in the Crystal Shores Clink.

Well, not for long! Introducing the Crystal Bail Bondsmen Service. Your release swiftly arranged (as long as it's a bailable crime..and even then, we'll try to get you out) for a nominal fee. We've got the lowest rates of Bail Bondsmen on the Island. (GM Note: as of 12/12/01, they were the -only- Bail Bondsmen on the Island.)

Dangle over the Shark Pit for not another moment; stare at your Ogre cellmate no longer! You're entitled to one outgoing scroll when imprisoned: Contact us!

Break the ChainWith little strain!

Services of the Crystal Bail Bondsmen:
*Prompt Service. Within 12 hours of you contacting us, we'll have you out. Or go down trying.
*Signature Bonds. You sign the scroll, we take you at your word and get you out. You can pay us the next business day. (Through sending a scroll requesting transfer of funds from you to the Bondsmen). If you don't pay..well, let's not dwell on that just yet.
*Easy financing. You pay us what you can, and you live. It's simple!

We also work with you to get fines lowered. Keep us in mind when you get in a scuffle, accused rightly or wrongly, or in a jam. Crystal Bail Bondsmen: Without a doubt, contact us, and you'll be out!

Fine print: Failure to pay the bondsmen entitles them to break your legs or other extremities. Bail will be set by the SSAG, and the rate -you- pay the bondsmen will be sent in writing to your valid (email) address. You can agree to what they ask or you can try and work out your own arrangements. This service is provided privately and entered into willingly by the Colonist who finds him/herself behind bamboo bars.

Yet another original work created by the Crystal Shores RPG Staff Team and posted for Crystal Shores IRC RPG use on 13th December 2001. Please see the main page of our website for full copyright details.