ya well there i am . .. umm here is some info about me. . at the moment i play a les paul speicial edition epiphone and i use a Guibson SG tube amp with built in phase shifter, and a Marshal external speaker cab.. pedles, boss-heavy metal distortion, danelectro-Dan echo, Danelectro-cool cat, Jimmi Hendrix wah peddle. i prefer to play on BC Rich guitars and Marshal or Mesa Boogie amps.

Personal Biography

The profacey

In the many years cultivated in the shadows, blind to the truth one lost sole once cried for a savior, even wile sedated by evil there good ententions reached a star, a star verry far away in a galexy long forgoten. In the depths of space there was a void of coldness in which there was no living matter, an atom merged in the form of a crystal, the crystal soon developed spherical perseption to the point of sedation. This crystal was pure and true. The crystal emmited a light which could reach to the farthest depths of space and reflect anything in a spherical form, the light was brilliant and verry true the crystal of purity was also in search of the savior in which to call upon and thrust its light upon. Many moons shind upon the light of the Earth and each of these moons dawned a new serpent in which the crystal of purity saw in a spherical form, but its pure light raned many dusk nights and many nights of pure light were lost in the serpents fight, evil thrust upon the earth were no souls could personifie or travel, no mortal man could kill the serptent with any Earthly weapons. It was upon this thought that the crystal of purity's light dawned a new future for mankind with the profacey and the dawning of the septor. The septor, other wise known as "Fluffy Bunnie" by the local tribes, was sent to earth formed of a metal not known to Eartherners. The septor was embeded into a stone also not known to the Eartherners. The stone was embedid into a glass box in which was a fragment of the crystal of puritys true light, the light was even seen in the deepest darkest spaces of Tahoma Reptoron in which nothing can be seen not even the crystals pure light. The only thing that could survive there was the serpent and the carrior of the Fluffy Bunnie in which was embeded into the depths of the Tahoma Reptoron. This may seem an oximoron but the savior in which was soon to come in several hundred years was promised the light of the crystal in which to protect him. The savior could not make the travel alone i'm afraid. This is were the Carrior of Light was needed to hold the light in which the savior was to travel. Of course the Carrior of Light did in fact have to sacrafice himself in the procese of getting the savior to the Fluffy Bunny but the profascey states that the Carrior of Light would make his Sacrificial Suicide for the savior and the savior only.

Meanwile back on Earth, several hundred years later.. . .

I was born and Moved to a town in Rockford in which i was deprived and enslaved to life in torment. At the tender age of one i was werking in the sweat shops of Isreal in which i had to make artifficaial toe nails for no apparent purpose and the manufacturing of FUBU clothing. After manufacturing the toe nails we were fed the nails and those who refused usualy starved to death or were killed by the Gate keeper, other wise known as skelator death homisidal falis biter, named by his suicidal bite victoms. The enslaved often talked and gossiped about his venom death bite gripp that was placed upon his few surviving victoms that were telling the stories. I was getting quite board with the Salvators gossipin trendy bitter bull s**t so i planned for my escape. Every one new the only way to escape was to sum how kill the imortal skelator death homisidal falis biter. I then deseved a brilliant plan to kill skelator death homisidal falis biter in which i was to make a bong out of coconuts and place Smiles upon the coconuts inner shell, then i was to take the bong with smiles in it and give it to skelator death homisidal falis biter as a distraction. After he was distracted by the bong i took a brain out of a jar and placed the brain on the middle of my right shoe lace in which was soaked in oliver twist. i then ran like a mistical bunnie for the gate in which was not garded by skelator homisidal falis biter and i jumped over the 36.73ft tall gate with the help of the brain power on my right shoe lace and the mistical power of oliver twist, i cleared the gate quite nicely and was out of the slave camp and back at my home in Rockford.

The true part(sum what true any way)

By this time i was about 3 and my parents were making me move to Ramsey.. i lived there for about 5 years and moved to Brooklen center, whight brear lake, Blain, Anoka, and now i live in Albertville , the land of unholy depravation.i met a girl named brenn zee one day wen on the inter net and found that she live 2 houses from me, so i became freinds with her and she was our first fan ever and will sum day go on in life to be the 7th back street boy( i of course was the 6th ) and she lived happily ever after in her mantion with AJ and me. . . but any way i will not mention what happend to me in those towns but the hell i went through mutalated me into this loser ,freak, ugly, monkey u see above. Around the time in which i moved to Albertville i met a kid named adam(curently of evil the cat) with whom of which i attemted to form a band with, oh wait i had a couple befor that also, me and john(propane) me and anthony and ryan(Murder and Mindlessness) but none of them realy fell through cause of the fack that we never realy had good songs or a drummer or tallent at that time. I continued to write songs for years and they just got better and better, plus the fack that i have always writen good songs helped cause now i was writing incredable songs, kinda, i've writen at least 100 songs in the 4 years i've been playing, well any way, i met Adam on the account of which i was wearing a "cool shirt" and i wasn't trendy. I traveld from the school to his house so i could play his guitar one day and i played it and he was probly very impressed. Well we got a bass player, Drew(squee gee, also of sosmatic cell now) and that was that, we nenver realy went any were, and i was looking for bigger things. Then one day i talked to a kid named kip( Timmmy!, qoted from south park )who had guitar pics on his necklace. Befor i knew it Kip was singing for us and Phil and Rob joind the band on Kips account since he was kind of freinds with them, i Later found Matt on the internet through a people search. Kip realy sucked so we fired him and i started to sing ,since i wrote the lyrics and the songs i figured , why not sing too?, every thing seemed to be going great, we wrote the songs, Unrealize,2minute song, Flesh secreted scull, behind closed doors, arise the clouds, Flowers, instromental, and they were okay but shity in comparison to us now. Well Phil was freinds with a band called chaose thery and they wanted to play sum concerts with us since we were the only other heavy band in the town. We rented a little palce called the sportsmens club in Silver creek. well any way , we invited all of our freinds to come and see us play and sum Kangaroos for the party afterwards( hell ya) we played our realy crapy set, had sum fun and got off the stage. i wasn't to thrilled with our set considering i thought half our songs sucked( they did ) but we got allot of comments and people seemed to enjoy us for the most part. It was around this time that the Kangaroo kame to me and said in quotation"the Crystal, er ist gone, its light has shind for its last day & quot;, i was quite shoked that the crystal of purity could be destroyed simply cause its time was up, but then i realized in quotes" why do i kare?" and that was the end of the crystal of purity. So me and my new found freind Kaptin Kangaroo had a few shots of Jack Danials and one thing led to another and befor i knew it we had Kittens runnin around all over the place! But the truth of the matter is that we shot Kaptin Kangaroo and we ate him like the popsicle that he was. Now we move on a couple months and here i am, not much further than i was back then but alot better song writer now.but then around july 12 after are show at the maple grove communitie center we all got mad at eachother and went our own ways with music that is. Me and Adam Becker have been playing together ever since we met eachother a long long far away time 2 weeks ago. we had a vision on night, wile sitting playing a little Earth Worm Jim, a vision of prosperitie, a vision of disorder. then it came to me......Evil The Cat. For awile it was just me adam and matt playing for evil the cat we accualy didn't sound half bad for a band. we had many problems finding time to practace. Then we added David the potato bass player. WE were kikin it yo. but the few practaces led us to feel empty inside and halow without our music. Matt didn't seem to be intressed in making music with us any more. so we parted on a good note. Then we found terry after asking around a little. we practaced with him one time. Everything just was crazy and sounded hella fuckin good and we have been playing with terry ever since, he's a cool cat. After a mear 4 practaces we were good enuff to set our selves up a concert with CHoas Theory( Thank You ) and we played that show verry well and it was good . . he he. . . I remember our last practace we played throught all 4 of our songs. then looked at eachother. HollY SHit! we said to eachother we sound better than pit farts on a snar drumm, im not trying to be conceeded, but seriously, Pit farts!. and as for everything else. everything is gonna be just fine! . . . . . . . . In the shadow of darkness were no good could survive stood a boy, a boy that was pure of heart, a savior, a boy with curly hair, and a killer guitar player,and that boy was of course not me, and died 3 days later choking on a chicken, but i'm sure it would be great if i was that savior, which i'm not.