THE TRUE SHIT

THE TRUE SHIT

** as seen by the major world religions
by Blasphemous Billy
(partly plagiarized)
Hinduism: "Shit is one; sages call it by various names."
Buddhism: "All compound shit is transient."
Taoism: "The shit that can be shat is not the eternal Shit."
Confucianism: "How pleasant it is to observe the Rites while shitting!"
Judaism: "Why is everybody always shitting on us?"
Catholicism: "The pope is infallible as shit."
Protestantism: "Jesus died for your shit."
Islam: "There is no shit but Shit."
Zen: "What is the sound of one asshole shitting?"
And the Ultimate Mantra, the Paramount Mantra, the Ineffable and Sublime Mantrissimo Mantra, the Mantra of Instant Emancipation from Suffering and Delusion, beside which all other mantras pale into insignificance:
OHHHHHHHH, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Om Tat Shit

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