Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

BJ oprah singer
This guy goes to one of his friends and tells him about this gurl who gives the best bj's and sings oprah at the same time, the friend said "really" and the guy said "yeah, but you have to turn the lights off". So the guy goes to the lady and she gives hima bj and sings oprah and he says "wow that was the best BJ ever." so then he goes and tells another friend and then the friend he told goes and finds her. Right after the BJ The guy realizes that he forgot to turn the lights back on, he went and turns the light back o
and he sees the gurl putting her glass eye back in.
think about this one and you'll see
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