Myspace Bullitin Truths
Ok, so i was really bored seeing as how some of my classes were cancelled today, i have never sent a bullitin, but i get them all the time. most of them are complete nonsense and are here to waste my time, otehrs actually are informative. well i have compiled a list of what these bullitins actually consist of and their meaning. Now i only have 84 friends right now, so all you people with like 9845343249823 "peeps" these numbers will most likly be a lot lower, dont shoot the messenger.

The bullitins listed here are from the time frame:
October 9, 2005 11:15 AM - October 20, 2005 1:05PM

So without further ado:

Actual Messages that have some importance
14

Wishes Made
4

Wanting Personal Information About Me (I.E. Surveys)
8

LOOK AT MY NEW PICTURES!!!
20

Surveys People Have Sent Me (With Their Info)
44

Random Shit That Doesnt Concern Me And I Dont Care About And Is Just Here To Waste My Time
39

LOOK AT MY BLOG!!!
3

Quizes(the number your paper etc. ones)
5

COMMENT PLEASE!!!!
13 (remarkably low for what i figuered)

Times I Was Hit On
5

Bad Sex Life/Relationship Problems/Etc.
8

Death Threats
9

Now i would like to elaborate on the ways im gonna die becuase i did not forward bullitins:
I will be stabbed
I will be shot
something very vague will happen to me (ooohhh scary)
Something big will fall on me
My parents will be killed
and my favorite:
"Amber will crawl out from under your bed in your sleep and kill you until ur dead. the last thing you will see are her wrotting eyes and the phone...still in her hand"
might i say excellent grammer "kill you until ur dead", if she kills me, arent i already dead? so how can you kill me until im dead. you can stab me until im dead, or maybe shoot me until im dead. Hell you can sing to me until im dead. oh well, doesnt really bother me.

Well, All i can say is "Wow", and i cant believe it took almost an hour of my time to do this, i was really bored i guess.

Now, this is no way, shape, or form to deter everyone from posting bullitins, i find some of them hilariouse, others i just want to fold a frisbee in half and eat it (yes i stole taht from realultimatepower.com deal with it).
So, ummm....continue with your lives as normal. this was just some info on Myspace Bullitins. later all.

-Doug
http://www.geocities.com/crusty7013/index.html
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