Mission StatementA prelude in a nocturne:On a not-so-particular Sunday afternoon, just as Mathis was singing to split apart the blues, I was lazily leafing through yellowed pages of a book by management guru Peter Drucker when I suddenly came across a description of a 'mission statement': another example of dreary corporate literature that embraces the reason for being of any organization along with an inspirational account of its goals and vision for the future, written in a short and sweet piece of five paragraphs or less. Consequently, I was impressed upon to carry out the difficult task of making an appropriate and accurate summary that encapsulated "the purpose of Crush Ng Bayan's existence," as well as a few dreams that this undertaking wants to realize. In addition to crafting composition that would gently cradle credibility and sincerity in its lap, I also desired an essay that would be inspirational and accordingly, distinct from most mission statements lining up the portfolios of businesses today: though rigid and formal bullet-points would certainly be easier to make, it was important that I impart some small token of insightful delight for visitors of this web page hopefully in the same manner as say mission statements for 'Johnson and Johnson's' or 'Jerry Maguire.' Therefore after 4 sheets of crumpled paper, hours of incessantly needling some daft mod for editing, 2 slices of cold pizza, and minutes forcibly spent with an intolerable loft mate reminiscent of trichinosis and the ungodly smell of cigarette smoke mixed with Efficacent Oil... I humbly present you, the mission statement of Crush ng Bayan. Crush ng Bayan:Inspired by the influence of the Greek philosopher Plato and his view that "the viewing of beauty ennobles the soul," we have devoted our existence to solely achieve the desired result of being noble human beings through a holistic satisfaction of an inherent hunger for beauty as well of initiating the offshoot of delighting our patronage (who are, hopefully, discriminating and refined in their taste as well). With this vision in mind, we have painstakingly created a vast and vivid visual anthology of Filipinas deemed to possess exquisite physical beauty by the use of a strict criteria based on the taste of discerning connoisseurs and techniques made possible by the latest technology that includes communications infrastructure (which is probably present in your milieu for if it wasn't, you wouldn't be reading this now would you?) Accordingly, by establishing a substantial gallery that not only boasts of the Philippines' most eminent and distinguished beauties but a collection that has gone through the fine sift of taste by the Webmasters, we can now proudly state that we are nearing the fulfillment of our primary purpose of appreciating beauty... but then again, as another period dawns and more and more Filipina women are discovered to be truly deserving of recognition, appreciation, and adulation we have realized that the fight has only just begun. Therefore, we at 'Crush ng Bayan' have now challenged ourselves to increasing our online content even further while extending value for your time by reducing the number of clicks and keyboard presses to fill our (and possibly, your) fancy. We have also begun to design a layout with graphics that would provide a more satisfying experience for your viewing pleasure. As well as creating links to great sites such as class pages and men's magazines, we have also listed links to the myriad of utterly blatant imitators (need we be more blunt? Come sing with us, "Gaya gaya puto maya...") that have used pictures from this site, to even enlarge the viewing matter in the line of pursuing our pioneering mission and the attainment of our vision: "to have the best within our beings, at the sight of exceptional beauty, rise and stand up, proud and unwavering (to the tune of Beethoven's Fifth)." Disclaimer: The reading of works by Peter Drucker, Ayn Rand, The Wall Street Journal and Greek Philosophy does nothing to increase one's verbosity. We could have simply stated, "We like pretty ladies." To increase one's verbosity one needs to attend political rallies or perhaps, participate in an apprenticeship in your local neighborhood barbershop. But be forewarned however, that events narrated in political rallies or a barbershop may not actually be truthful and as such, one must be wary of vocal innuendoes, insinuations and as Julius Fast predicated, "body language."And yes I didn't have anything better to do on the day I made this. As Fabolous [sic] would say, "Ho-kay." Written by: Buck Aru, edited by R.G. Still |
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