Number eighty three
And now you've turned your back
A fine friend you turned out to be
You hide you're misery behind a mask of smiles
And you hope to hide dressed in the latest styles
A politician holds the key
It makes for must see TV
I guess this makes me bachelor number one
And I will make you see
Give me one good reason to believe you
A love that could never be
A Hollywood version of love
Live a life most people only dream of
A politician holds the key
It makes for must see TV
Reacting with the pesticides
I'll be by the gravesides
Of my family and friends
I'll start burning a candle at both ends
see what comes of it
If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance
baffle them with your bullshit
A product of an ill spent youth
Come face to face with truth
That a politician hold the key
And the experts all agree
That it makes for must see TV