It's a pleasure to be here amongst all the great
Crusher fans. If you see a dog runnin' around here with a
beard, don't bet on 'em; it's Mad Dog Vachon. The
Bruiser's not here. He's up in that big brewery in the sky
and I know what he's sayin' right now - 'Crusher you look
thirsty, get a beer.' There's nothing better than being
amongst people like this who I fought and bled for for many
years and I can see they all appreciated it. These
turkeyneck bums they got wrestling, some of them couldn't
shine Crusher or Bruiser's shoes. I come up the hard way.
I had all these cage matches. I wrestled in the cage more
than any other rassler in the history of rasslin.' I got
all the scars to prove it. The time I wrestled Mad Dog in
the cage, I had to go to the hospital, and he had to go to
the veteranian to get sown up. I had a lot of tough,
rough matches through my life, but the only thing that kept
me going is the way I built my body up. Just like you build
a building brick by brick, I built this body up muscle by
muscle! I been knocked down, I been hit with bar stools,
I've been hit with chairs, I've been hit with bar maids,
I've been hit with bar rags, but nobody ever knocked The
Crusher down [for good].
How 'bout 'dat? I'm gettin' thirsty up here!
Manager Dave Prazak takes issue with The Crusher.
As Prazak argues with Da Crush, Ian gets ready to swing a chair.
The chair is just a blur as Prazak takes a shot to the head.
Crusher prevents Ian from doing further damage.
Prazak is about to become another "Bolo Punch" victim as Ian looks on in approval.
Rasslin' legend The Crusher and hardcore legend Ian Rotten.
The one and only Crusher!
Ian Rotten, Mid-American Wrestling Senior
Official Scott DeMarc, and The Crusher prior to the
evening's proceedings.
