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SHOPPING WITH NSYNC
It was another day in the life of nsync. All of the guys sat around on the bus with nothing to do.
Justin: Yo, Ize need to get ma azz to da store cuz ize all outa hair sprayz, any of you wanna come wit me?
Chris: Yippie!! I wanna go! I wanna go! I wanna go! Can I sit in the front seat!?!
Justin: Yo Dawg, Chill it.
Chris: *panting* Okay...Okay...im chilled
Justin: Who else wants to go?
Joey: *Looks up* Might as well, I need some cond....err i mean candy *smiles*
Justin: *gives joey an unsure look* Right, anyone else
Lance: Goody Goody gum drops! I can check out the cosmetics! *claps hands and jumps up and down*
All of the guys together: WHAT?
Lance: errr darnit, oops pardon my language, i meant to say shampoo....shampoo, yep shampoo... *looks down and shuffles his feet nervously*
Justin: Dude, you scare me
Lance: What?
Justin: Nevermind, Jc are you coming?
JC: *wakes up* huh, wha...? oh...um yea *wiping the sleep out of his eyes* I need to check out the umm medicine, thats it, the medicine *yawns*
Justin: aight, then lets go!
*They all hop into Justins BMW and justin Blares Jay Z *
JC: Hey dude, can you turn it down some??
Justin: WHAT?
Chris: Are we there yet?
JC: Can you turn it down!? Its too loud!
Justin: HUH?
JC: ITS HURTING MY EARS!!
Justin: WHA?!! I AINT GOIN WIT BRITNEY SPEARS!
Justin: *turns off radio* Boy you betta explain
JC: Thanks
Chris: Can we go Can we go Can we go Can we go Can we go?!!
*Turns the radio back on and peels out*
*They Get to the store and Chris is the first in. A magnetic force pulls him to the toy department
Justin gets a cart and makes his way to the hair care section
Justin: WHAT!!!?? They don' got no more nice n easy hair color!!!?? GOD DAMNIT!!!!
*Shoppers begin to stare at Justin and some begin to laugh
Justin: Uhhh, hey...uhh Its for my girlfriend yo!!
Little Girl: OHHHHH MYYY GOD!!!! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! AHHH! *faints*
Justin: Umm Uhhh but....UGH! NO!! GOD! ITS MINE!!! I USE IT!!! IT KEEPS MA FRO SO NICE AND SHINY AND FULL OF FLUFF! OKAY???? HAPPY NOW?? *stomps away mad with a cart full of hair goo* |
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