Hey whats up my name is lance, Lance Bass
Im a gentlemen and I have class
Im in a musical group, called Nsync
Even though im 21, i dont drink!
I dont have a girlfriend...
Im married to my fans...
I dont get any solos...
and I cant really dance...
But hey, i love what i do
I just cant deny
In myself, I have lots of Pride

Yo F**k Dat Shit
Im da pimp daddy Bass
Ya'll know you wanna getta piece of dis fine ass
I got bitches all the way from Florida to Cali
Theres Ashley, Amanda, Lindsey, and Sally
J.C's a Freak, Joeys a skeezer, Justin's a fool, and chris is a geezer
Im the one who da girls be wantin
Dat justin boy aint cool, hes just plain frontin'
Its amazing what plastic surgery can do
It made Britney go from age 10 to 32
I got a bigger adams apple, and grew facial hair
Say i look gay bitch? Dont you f*king dare!
If your  tryin to get da ladys, heres what not to do
Dont get pick up lines from Joey
like "Nice shoes wanna screw?"
thats all it took to rise my anga
I ended up with dat damn freak Topanga
My voice, yeah its as deep as a frog
Oh yeah, and if you need extra cash whatever you do...
dont dress up as a dog.
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