| Hey whats up my name is lance, Lance Bass Im a gentlemen and I have class Im in a musical group, called Nsync Even though im 21, i dont drink! I dont have a girlfriend... Im married to my fans... I dont get any solos... and I cant really dance... But hey, i love what i do I just cant deny In myself, I have lots of Pride Yo F**k Dat Shit Im da pimp daddy Bass Ya'll know you wanna getta piece of dis fine ass I got bitches all the way from Florida to Cali Theres Ashley, Amanda, Lindsey, and Sally J.C's a Freak, Joeys a skeezer, Justin's a fool, and chris is a geezer Im the one who da girls be wantin Dat justin boy aint cool, hes just plain frontin' Its amazing what plastic surgery can do It made Britney go from age 10 to 32 I got a bigger adams apple, and grew facial hair Say i look gay bitch? Dont you f*king dare! If your tryin to get da ladys, heres what not to do Dont get pick up lines from Joey like "Nice shoes wanna screw?" thats all it took to rise my anga I ended up with dat damn freak Topanga My voice, yeah its as deep as a frog Oh yeah, and if you need extra cash whatever you do... dont dress up as a dog. |
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