thanks

First off, I'd like to thank plastic, for making it all possible. Without plastic, I wouldn't have this monitor, this tower, and this very keyboard I'm typing with. Too many people take plastic for grantide these days. Next, I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey. Without her, I'd still be the same person I am now. The only differnce would be. . . wait, (no, don't.) there wouldn't be one. I don't even LIKE Oprah. Anyways, I'd also like to thank Elvis for living under my bed all those years. Elvis isn't dead, he's just on vacation. If you see him, please call 1-800-THE-LOST. Thanks. And Elvis, can I have that red lipgloss back? Next, I'd like to thank CoverGirl for making Continuous Color Lip Color. Maybe it's Maybelline. I don't wear lipstick. I'd also like to thank Richard Simmons for his "Sweatin' To The Oldies" videotape. Without that, I'd be 500 pounds and listening to Britney Spears right about now. I also have to thank E! for keeping me occupied late at night with all the Howard Stern re-runs. And of course, all my fans, because without you and all your support, none of this could have ever happened. Oh, right. . . I don't have fans. . . ha ha ha. . .silly me. Time for a nap, or something. Umm, thanks for checking this out. Sign the guestbook, blah blah blah.
~*For Real*~
Thanks to everyone who puts up with me all the time. You guys mean a lot. And thanks for bearing with all my site changes. I'm keeping it like this from now on..maybe a few subtle changes. And thanks to everyone who took the time to see my site, and sign the guestbook.
~T.I.A.~
I'm here for you. Whatever you want, e-mail me @ [email protected]
or sign my guestbook. Thanks again.