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| My Crazy Theory Please remember this is *humor* it's not true, parts of it are but I'm not saying it's the whole truth |
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| Maybe I'm the only one that looks that picture and thinks "THAT'S JUST WRONG!" So what really is going on between Joey and Lance??? No one knows for sure... Interesting Facts: --Lance is from Mississippi, that's enough reason to be gay! --Joey is known as the "flirt"...could he be trying to cover up something??? Hmmm.... --I heard Joey and Lance were looking to buy a house TOGETHER...hmmm, that's not weird...*COUGH* --At Lance's "talent search" for his Management Company, none other than JOEY, showed up as a "surprise" judge. --In almost every group picture the two are next to each other...here are a couple examples...click on the pic for a larger image |
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| Look at Lance's hair, could it be any gayer? |
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| Poor JC...is that Lance's hand on Joey's shoulder??? |
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| God only knows where Lance's and Joey's hands could be...notice the distance Chris is keeping |
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| Lance and Joey next to each other...again |
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| This whole picture just looks...well, WRONG! |
| And I don't want to know what Lance and Joey are doing...Justin's bowling,no need to look so shocked and guilty. Look at Lance, He looks like he got caught doing somethin very very bad and Joey's bending over...i dunno bout those two...plus look at Chris's facial expression, hehehehe.. |
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| Still don't believe me...well, I have something that should "seal" the deal...This is taken DIRECTLY from an article about *N Sync from TV Guide (Vol 48 No. 35; August 26, 2000; Issue #2474), I'm sure you've read it but let me refresh your memory. "Looking cute, sugar!" 'N Sync's Chris Kirkpatrick whoops. "Does your momma let you walk around like that? Looking ghetto fabulous!" Kirkpatrick's you-go-girl routine is directed at Lance Bass, who's livening up some pre-photo shoot downtime by strutting around in bad-boy threads: first a pair of spangled, ripped, derriere-revealing denims, then a cowboy hat and brown chaps that's part "Midnight Cowboy" and part Calvin Klein ad. "You should just wear the chaps," says Joey Fatone.... No more proof needed!! I'm not sure if all of you know what chaps look like but I ride horses and so I know perfectly well what they look like and basically Lance would be exposing himself to the world...much to Joey's enjoyment. Well, I think that's all I have to say about this. I'm sorry to be the one to break this difficult news to you. ****The only truth in this article is the part about the TV Guide article, that was actually said...the rest is merely for your enjoyment**** |