"I actually cried! I'm a sap when it comes to movies."-Justin
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"We don't consider ourselves more than five guys doin' what we love and having the times of our lives doin' it."-chris ************
Practice your craft!"-justin
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"I like skydiving and rock climbing!"-lance
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"I need lots of calming down!!!"-chris
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"You can be a nobody one day, a big star the next, and a nobody the day after that."-chris
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"I'm a very spiritual person. That's the reason I love Christmas and being with my family."-justin
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"My hobby is sleeping and I dont get to do my hobby very much. THANK YOU!!!"-jc
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"Justin designed that? I'm going to slap him."-chris
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"I am cookie man!! This is my sidekick, Sprinkles!!(talking about JC)-justin
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"Two penquins were on a boat getting some sun. One penquin says to the other, "Would you please pass me the radio?" The [other] penguine says, "What do I look like? A tomato?"-Chris
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"Hi, we're here. You were worried about us, but now we're here!-chris
"You thought we quit, didn't you?"-justin
"We didn't. We're not going duet!"-chris
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"It's not hard for you! It's a hard knock life! What are you talking about?"-justin
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"Joey has no shame! You can't embarass Joey!"-jc
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"That's very clever Chris, however did you come UP with that?"-lance
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"I just got Phil Collins' autograph! Whoooo! I'm a little girl!
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"You see JC matures too quickly. He peaked at the age 15, and he's going down hill slowly. All he wants to do is sleep."-joey
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(about chris)"What kind of boy next oor do you know that has hair like this?"-jc
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"Justin fans, watch out. 'Cause when we come back, we're going to pick his little brains for the deepest, darkest secrets. So we'll see you soon! Bye!"-lance
"Whatcha talkin' 'bout, little brains, Willis?!?"-justin
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"Sorry for the delay everyone, but some fan just ran backstage and stole all our clothes and we were standing there but naked."-justin
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"My wife doesn't like it very much, but then again I'm not married, so who cares!"-chris
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"My mother claims that JC's her son, when she points us out to her friends!"-chris
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"Could you ask Justin to marry me??"-fan
"I can do that later, he's not here right now, but I will ask Justin if he will marry you!"-jc
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"I saw her first."-justin
"Don't go there."-jc
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"Bathroon...spacious little bathroom."-lance
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"And I suppose you don't smell either."chris
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"A bag of fleas is easier to control than our dear Chris!"
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"I have big nostrils because when I was younger, I used to pick my nose."-joey
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"Justin is already the tallest AND he's still growing! If that keeps up, he's going to look really strange!!!"-joey
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"So we got everything. We got our pasta, we got our chicken...we got a carrot...apiece of a carrot...and we got our corn. So... if this doesn't do me good... then you know something is wrong."-justin
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"Lance is pretty sweet!"-Chris
"Yeah!"-JC
"Lance got a big old butt..."-justin
"I know I told you I be true... cuz Lance got a big old butt, so I'm eatin' you!"-jc and justin
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"All right, who took that 20 bucks from my pants pocket? I fell asleep on the plane and I woke up and there was 20 bucks missing and ya'll were grinning. I don't know who it was."-chris
"The old lady next to ya, she was coocoo for CoCo Puffs!"-Lance
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"Lance uses us like wild dogs- he holds us by the leash and waits for us to snif people out and then he goes and meets them himself!"-joey
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"Should I say that with a little more feeling?"-chris
"Yeah say that sentence again."-justin
"I'm sure you hear this all the time, but you have SUCH a sexy voice-oh baby."-chris
"You gotta put the emphasis on the 'oh baby'"-justin
"I'm sure you hear this all the time, but you have such a SEXY voice"-chris
"OH BABY!"-all
"Well we gotta let Lance do the 'oh baby' cause he's got the..."-dj
"He's got the bass voice"-chris
*Very low* "Oh baby"-Lance
"So in other words Lance has the sexy voice and we have each other."-chris
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"Man you got your stuff all up in my bed bunk!"-jc
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"An interviewer asked me if I thought I was sexy. Actually, I don't give it much thought. Really I don't!!!"-jc
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"I don't know what to judge my football talent on. Maybe in the group, I'm one of the top five."-chris
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"I can't sleep with any light whatsoever. My cell phone has this little charger. It has this itty-bitty light and I can see it when my eyes are closed and it bugs the heck out of me, so I have total darkness, unless there's a fireplace."-lance
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"The funny thing about JC is.....well, say we're driving somewhere and we see a pretty girl on the sidewalk, the four of us will go, 'Hey check out that girl'..... and five minutes later JC will go, 'Wow check out that dog. What kind is it?' He's nuts about dogs."-chris
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"It's fun being famous because you always get free ice cream a McDonalds."-joey
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"Everyone breaks a little wind sometimes."-joey
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"Sometimes we get on each others nerves, though. We argue about hairstyles, clothing, who gets to tal to a girl first. Joey always wins that one. He's defiantly the flirt of the band."-justin
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"I'm a pretty heavy sleeper. I fell asleep on the plane an we landed and everything and I didnt know it. Lance had to smack me on the back of the head and go, 'Dude, the plane is empty. You're the last one.' I said 'Oh my goodness.'"-jc
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"Fame is really funny. We were on the Regis and Kathie Lee show and some girl yelled out 'Justin! Sit on my lap!' Excuuuuse me!? I don't know you!"-justin
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"You don't understand. I LOVE Janet Jackson. Probably 2 or 3 years ago I had all these posters on my wall. I was pretty infatuated."-justin
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"JC dances in front of the mirrow quite a lot and makes all these crazy faces at himself!"-chris
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"I was skydiving once and hit a bird."-lance
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"We really don't [swear]. It's kinda funny, there's a game we play. Everyone gets to punch as many times until you say nookie. So it keeps us in line."-joey
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"My wildest fantasy is a big pool of jello....that's all I'm saying...you know, hang out with a bunch of people in a pool of jello."-joey
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(worst christmas present)"Cool. Socks."-justin
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"Me and Chris were standing behind that rock, and the water come up, like it often doe swhen the tide comes in. Came up against the rocks, SPLASHES. Totally hit us with a tidal wave. Chris fell over, I fell on top of him."-justin
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"I talk in my sleep a lot. My mom used to laugh at me because if she wanted to find out something about me, she'd come in while I was sleeping and start talking to me."-justin
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"I designed this roller coaster and it's ten thousand feet of track on these little..... on these simulaters. And um, I'm gonna try and get Chris on this ride with me, I dunno, I hope he doesn't puke on me, that would be really bad."-justin
"We don't try to make ourselves look cute. We burp and fart, just like boys."-justin
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"My mom still has control over me, and she knows it. She'll ground me on the road."-lance
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"I don't know, maybe it's the facial-hair thing [why most mothers like him]. It's not that I'm mature- I'm probably the most immature. But I's rather than have that. Can't be dating no twelve-year-old. That's jailbait."-joey
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"We all got our character voices down. Our dream is to be southpark characters."-lance
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"I'm the grandfather of the group."-chris
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"We call our parents everyday and give the phone bill to them so they pay."-jc
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"Kathie Lee has a little liking to my man JC."justin
"Me and Kathie Lee are from the same hometown. That's it."- jc
