August 20th Hammersmith

Post coital extacy...

How did you involve the fish?!?!?!? I hope that you didn't play "Find Nemo"... poor bastard

August 24th Henley on Thames

Hmmm.... Who are you?

"Food must be involved - run!"

"Ello, ello, ello. What do we have here?"

This is Crumple's summer look, "Ginger". Look for it in next summer's catalogues

A variation on the above... note the left ear twitch that shows her versatility

"What the hell does he want from me? Where is the food?"

"Come on, I'm bored"

"Damn that Crumple, the guys always like her more than me"

"Orange Steel"

"Dangers - The humans, Maria, lack of food... better be careful"

A sweet left hook - this was in round two.... The cows later complained about the illegal use of a fence

She reels from the blow

Crumple tries hard to change colour - she failed

"My my, Crumple is looking attractive" "I never realised how gorgeous Maria is"

I spot a lesbian moment coming up.....

There it is!

"What's this I've bumped into? Oh, it's a cow"

"Come on, this isn't funny now. Where is the food?"

"We're waiting.......... This is boring, let's find something else to do..."

"Let's go for it again!!!"

"My turn now" "No"

"What the hell is he doing?"

Ok, this was meant to be a picture of me and Crump together, but I messed up and had the zoom all crazy. So.... this is Crumple's eye. If you could see me you would see that I was just as confused...

Again, I'm actually about one foot to the right

Up close and personal

I think that Crumple was getting a little annoyed by this stage - she kept trying to headbutt me, and she had her cautious face on

There we go!

I nearly got her eye :)

"Yummy"

"Pull it lower"

Armpit plucking induced daze

Male: 75 kg ............Cow's head and neck : the same

"Come on, shower me with attention"