September 13 2004 Henley-on-Thames

I spot an unsuspecting Crump...

Damn, Maria spotted the camera

This was in fact a cow, but I cut it out of the picture, just leaving the black background

Here she comes!

very

very

slooooowwwwwly

That's it, take your time

Crumple, you appear to have no hooves in this picture. How can you even walk?

("Where's the food?")

A fly enjoys the feast that is Crumple's eye gunk

The unimpressed look

Crumple complaining

Is the camera some food?

Try again!

Maria had a similar idea...

This is the unimpressed look from a different angle

Don't stick out your tongue, it's rude

Holy crap, look at Maria's eye! It looks like it's going to burst from the effort!

Maria munches whilst Crumple looks sorry for herself.

But she gets hers anyway. Mmmmm, yummy

A rare photo of Maria side on

Crumple hears something behind her

Nose inspection time

Yes, it's a nose alright

Maybe the camera's turned into food this time!

Herding with Crump

Even Crumple seems happy

Maria manages not to focus on anything

She might look mental, but she is in fact enjoying this