Answers to frequently asked questions. Got bored of people asking me these questions, and I have provided with my standard replies here. If you have anything that you want to ask, and it is not listed here, then whatever you do, please, do not, on any condition, write to [email protected] asking for the answer. More than probably I'll reply somewhat promptly in cosmic terms which may be a few milliseconds to a couple of terramilleniums, showering you with abuses and insults. Your question might show up here, and I won't hesitate to give you full and complete credit. After all, stupidity needs to be recognized and encouraged. which brings us back to the FAQ's. Faq you too.
First asked by: Isocrates
Yeah, but he saw what he did and committed scuicide.
Click here, for absolute proof that God does not exist.
Click here, for absolute proof that God exists.
actually, its the same, very balanced site.
First asked by: Albert Einstein
Interesting question. Yes something does, but its not the same for all of us. It has something to do with a mutilated and absolutely weird branch of physics. I'm not really into this quantum shit, but some theories say that because all we believe to be true it merely what we perceive through out senses, everything may be an illusion, and in reality (if it exists) nothing exists, or at least anything that we know to exist doesn't. For a bee (if such a thing exists) , the earth (if such a thing exists) is orange (if such a thing exists), for us (if we exist) it is green (if such a thing exists) and blue (if such a thing exists). Therefore, there is no saying what color (if such a thing exists) the earth (ditto) is of what color (if such a thing exists). You (if such you exists) may question (if your brain exists) that at least light (if such a thing exists) exists. For a bat (if such a thing exists), what we think as sound (if such a thing exists), is actually light (if such a thing exists). so what we can hope is just a shadow (if such a thing exists) of reality (if such a thing exists), and nothing (if such a thing exists) actually exists.
But don't believe any of this, it is obviously nonsense. For example, no matter what you say, this site definitely exists.
Depends on whether you are a bee, bat of human. If you do not understand, read the above question, or at least the reply to the above question.
Why? To practice occult practices on its viewers. How? Black Magic.
For Normal Human Beings
(1) Suparis available at this mobile number (9819137057). Rate of murder by
weight of murderee. Ask for jaggubhai. Complete name and address of victim, and
1.5x2 passport size photo to be provided.
(2) Throw a tree at me
(3) Most effective, ask Vishwajeet or Balaji to do it.
for Vishwajeet and Balaji
(1) Unzip your pants
(2) Fart
(3) Remove that monster mask from your face
(4) call upon supernatural powers to do your dirty work
For God, Aliens, Genies and other such people
(1) blink your eyes and command it to happen
(2) Use your stupid powers
(3) You guys don't exist anyway, so why bother?
Seriously considering it? you can
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