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Toi Thomas

GeNeRaL iNFoS
FuLL NaME: toi thomas
NiCKNaMeS: toi-toi, zoe!!, cynthia's friend
WHaT CaN i "LaBeL" You aS? a nerd.
DoB/aGe: may 18, 1984 > 19
eMaiL: [email protected]
WeBSiTe: www.geocities.com/the_toi_show
DoeS YouR WeBSiTe HaVe a THeMe? the theme is "The Toi Show" haha my theme is me.
RaCe/NaTioNaLiTY: black...but i gotta lay it down for you. see me as a pie chart. half the chart is black, and the other half of the chart is split with Chinese, Native American, French, and Irish.
SiBLiNGS: three of them. the oldest is moldy. a moldy hag!!
ZoDiaC SiGN: taurus, baby! represent!! haha
HeiGHT: 5'5"
eYe CoLoR: brown
HaiR CoLoR: brown
GRaDe oF eQuiVaLeNCe: eh? F+. hahaha
PeTS aND NaMeS iF aNY: Kizzie...she's a German Shepard...and she's really old now. like 70 in dog years.
BeST FRieND: Bailey Braun
BeST HiGH SKooL MeMoRY: drinking surge with Jackie and Sayaka at lunch. Oh! and the whole "Noji" stalking in Idama's class.
WoRST HiGH SKooL MeMoRY: having to be there.
PeRSoNaL QuoTe: "let's see: Four o'clock, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercise. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again! 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness." The Incomparable Jim Carrey as The Grinch.

FaVeS
BaND/GRouP/aRTiST/WHaTeVeR: Nine Inch Nails, Queens Of The Stone Age
SoNG: "Good Luck With The Ebola" - The Brokedowns, "Wish" - Nine Inch Nails, "Monument" - Calla etc...
MuSiC GeNReS: rock and industrial!!
FooD: sushi!
PLaCeS: the theatre when nobody is there
QuoTe: i think i covered this.
CoLoR: hot pink, black, blue, green
CaR: 1969 Chevy Chevelle SS
aCToRS/aCTReSSeS: Owen and Luck Wilson in the movies they did with Wes Anderson
MoVie: Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, The Boondock Saints, Bottle Rocket, Romeo + Juliet etc.
aNiMaL: zebra
ReSTauRaNT: Niwa! sushi buffet!
PeRSoN: Mom! Bailey! Trent!
CaNDY: jellybelly jellybeans
WoRD oR PHRaSe: fuck!
TV SHoWS: The Toi Show! haha...Invador Zim, Family Guy, Cowboy Bebop, That's So Raven hahah i'm such a kid haha
FRieND: Bailey! Jackie! Sayaka! Kristie!
SMeLL: boys
SouND: an old school nin song on the radio
TaSTe: eel maki
RaDio STaTioN: KROQ duh!
WeBSiTe: www.homestarrunner.com, www.feltmountain.com, www.thebrokedowns.com
TiMe PeRioD: time period? as in the time we're living in? i say nothing is better then right now. always live in the now!
ouTFiT: jeans, t-shirt, chucks, and customized hand bag.
DaY oF THe WeeK: all days are good
HoLiDaY: Halloween and Christmas
DRiNK: Skyy Blue
CD: Songs for the Deaf by Queens of the Stone Age, Let The Disappointment Begin by The Brokedowns, Broken, Downward Spiral, and Fragil by Nine Inch Nails
RooM oF YouR HouSe: the living room

iF You WeRe:
aN aNiMaL WHaT WouLD You Be aND WHY? a fucking bird man! i'd go to all the cool concerts for free! and i'd land on Trent Reznor's finger. haha
aN aLCHoLiC BeVeRaGe aND WHY? Skyy Blue...it tastes less alcoholic then S. Ice, and it's just fucking good!
THe oPPiSiTe SeX aND WHY? I'd be Tony Hawk, Johnny Knoxville, or Dave Grolh, i wanna know what it feels like to be at the top of your game. I wanna be talented, i wanna be hot! haha
a MaGiCaL BeiNG aND WHY? i'd be a Mermaid or a fairy. It just seems fun.
aBouT To Die iN a WeeK...WHaT PeRSoN WouLD You LiKe To MeeT BeFoRe You Do aND WHY? I'd like to meet Trent Reznor and ask him to have sex with me as my dying wish. hahahah

YeS oR No:
i eVeNTuaLLY WaNT To GeT MaRRieD: yes
i WaNT To HaVe KiDS: yes. i wanna adopt and have a kid of my own. Benicio and Fabiola
i HoPe To FiND TRue HaPPiNeSS: who doesn't!! yes.
i WaNT To TRaVeL aRouND THe WoRLD: yes!!
BeCoMe VeRY FaMouS: not really so much famous...just well-known and respected.
MY PaReNTS aRe GReaT!: yes!! i have the best mom!
aLieNS eXiST: they have to. the universe is too damn big.
i BeLieVe iD GoD/JeSuS/aNY oTHeR HiGHeR BeiNG?: i don't know if it's God or whoever, but i think there's something watching...*paranoid eyes* i don't know. sometimes i wish i would force myself to believe in God. it seems like a good thing to have.
WaR:

WHaT WouLD You Do?
iF You WeRe oN a DeSeRTeD iSLaND...aND You SaW KeaNu ReeVeS'/aNGeLiNa JoLie's ReCeNTLY DeaD CoRPSe...WHaT WouLD You Do To iT? i'd try to bring him back to life (i don't know the word for that) and after he started to breath again i'd poke him endlessly with a stick, then when he's still knocked out, i'd take his clothes off. then i'd poke him some more. hahha same shit i do with ken dolls!
iF You FiND a DoLLaR BILL HaNGiNG oFF a FiSH HooK WHaT WouLD You Do? laugh my ass off and try to get it. maybe it's a hidden tv show or something?
iF YouR HouSe WaS oN FiRe...WHaT WouLD be THe FiRST THiNG You TRY Yo SaVe? WHaT aBouT THe SeCoND THiNG? i'd grab my cd case and drawing book first, then id run downstairs and get to my family.
iF You HaD To CHooSe BeTWeeN WoRLD PeaCe aND BeiNG THe RiCHeST PeRSoN oN eaRTH...WHaT WouLD You CHooSe? world peace. i like the idea of living in a peaceful planet.
You See YouR BeSTFRieND aND YouR BeLoVeD PeT aBouT To GeT RuN oVeR BY a CaR...WHiCH oNe Do You Go aFTeR FiRST? well, since my best friend is most likely walking my dog, i'd just push both of them out of the way. but hey, if i have time to run over and save them, wouldn't they have time to get out of the way?
YouR BoYFRieND/GiRLFRieND iS CHeaTiNG oN You WiTH YouR BeSTFRieND....WHiCH oNe Do You FoRGiVe aND WHaT Do You Do aBouT iT? they're both in the wrong. i wouldn't talk to either of them. but mostly likely, i'd end up forgiving Bailey after a loooooong time.
iF YouR PaReNTS PuT You iN a MeNTaL iNSTiTuTe...WHaT WouLD You Do? thank them.
iF You FouND a TiMe MaCHiNe...WHeN WouLD You Go? i'd go into the future and see how i'm living.
iF You HaD THe CHaNCe To LiVe iN aNY TV SHoW You WaNTeD...WHiCH oNe WouLD You CHooSe? don't know...maybe That's So Raven or Dead Like Me and i could be a grim reaper.

CHooSe:
[GuYS] SPeND oNe NiGHT iN a PRiSoN CeLL WiTH a VeRY VeRY "LoNeLY" DuDe oR ...SHaRe a RooM WiTH a 17 YeaR oLD GaY BoY WHo iS aTTRACTeD To You?
[GiRLS] BeiNG BaLD FoR THe ReST oF YouR LiFe... oR ... BLiND FoR LiFe? bald. i think i could pull that off. plus, hello! wigs!
eMoTioNaL HaPPiNeSS...oR...PHYSiCaL HaPPiNeSS? emotional happiness.
DeaTH BY BuRNiNG aLiVe oR DRoWNiNG? drowning.
To Be THe HeAD oF aN oRGaNiZeD "FaMiLY MaFia...oR LeaDeR oF a THiRD WoRLD CouNTRY? the leader of a third world country.
SPeNDiNG THe ReST oF YouR DaYS iN aN iNSaNe aSLYuM...oR a ReTiReMeNT HoMe? retirement home! old people rock!
WeaRiNG DiaRRHea THaT SMeLLS LiKe CoLoGNe...oR...CoLoGNe THaT SMeLLS LiKE SHiT?? does it look like diarrhea?