Voodoo Dick
There once was
a old couple, who were very sex oriantated and tried to have sex atleast once
a
day. A buisness meeting came up for the husband and he had to travel overseas...with
him gone
the wife would get very horny and sex deprived.
Knowing this the
husband decides to visit a sex
store to find a toy to keep the wife entertained while he was gone. Upon entering
the adult shop
he saw a large sign reading "Voodoo Dick". intrigued the Man decides
to enquire about it.
The store attendant tells the husband how the dildo works, "You simple
tell this marvelous
contraption where you want it and it will do all the work". Impressed
the Husband buys the toy.
The next morning
before he left the old man gave his present to his wife. Once gone the wife
got
very interested to see what the voodoo dick was all about. She opened it up,
read the
instructions, then yelling "Voodoo Dick My Pussy"! At that moment
the vibrator began giving the
old lady pleasure exactly how the store attendant said it would. After a few
long minutes the
old lady had enough.
"Voodoo Dick
Out" she yelled, along with many other things but the sex toy
would not come out or stop. Realising that this was a major problem, she hopped
into her car and
began driving to the hospital, by this time the wife had began to orgasim,
causing her to
uncontrolably swerve all over the road.
Next thing she
was pulled over buy the police.
"Man do u reasile the state of your driving, what is the problem"
the police officer says to
her. Contolling her self abit the lady manages to get out "I Have a Voodoo
Dick Stuck In My
Pussy", hearing this story the cop instantly says " Voodoo Dick
My Ass".........
Serves Them Cops Right ;)
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