There was a lady who hadent had any sex or had a relationship for a long long time. Upon this she decided to place an add in the local paper.
It read : Im after a man that wont runaway from me, wont beat me and who is good in bed. After weeks of no replys and sitting by the phone, the lady became depressed.
Untill one day the was a ring on the door bell. She answered the door to find a man with no arms or no legs sitting in a wheel chair at the door.
"Hi" she said "hi im here in reply of the add u placed in the paper", the man said "i have no legs so i cant runaway and i have no arms so i cant beat u".....
"What about in bed" she
asked. "how do u think i rang the door bell!" he replied.
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