TOP TEN MOVIES OF ALL TIME
This list is in no particular order. It is the long awaited Best list from the man who says "Are any movies good?" Well here's the answer.
Completely Useless Info
Did you know????
The word snail comes from the greek word that means penis...
Human neurotransmitters can be found in sea water.
Japanese men have sex an average of 2.3 times more often than American men and Japanese women have 1.7 times less orgasms than American women.
There are 249 references to sex on the American five dollar bill.
Betsy Ross did not stich the Amercian flag alone, most of the work was done by Elmore Fitzgerald who happened to be a homosexual in the employ of none other than George Washington.
Alex Haley, the author of Roots, is really a pseudonym for Richard Milhous Nixon, the real author who was afraid of being noted in the press.
In the t.v. game Jeopardy, Alex Trabek often stands behind a podium and doesn't wear pants. the reflection can be seen in a small mirror behind Vanna White.
Watergate was first known as a B-52 bomber in WWII that crashed coincidentally into a magnetic tape recorder factory in Japan
If an apple tree seed is crossed with an artichoke seed the result will be a tree quite similar to a redwood. it will also grow bright pink opium leaves in winter.
MAIL BAG
Dear Jim, I didn't know you were the head of the Aquarium Store. That's really cool. i had a question. If my angelfish can live in peace, then how come we all can't? I also wanted to know if you had Alyssa Milano's phone number.
Dear Unnamed, you're an idiot.
Dear Jimmie, my husband caught me reading your mail bag one night and took the laptop away and read that story about the girl who puts a goldfish up her butt. He thinks we are having an affair. At this point he broke down and told me about the affair he was having with my brother, Victor, who is a raving homo and who jumps out of birthday cakes for a living. Anyway, he said that he and Victor are planning to run off together and start a male dance review. So I was wondering, when he leaves (next tuesday) can we have an affair? Sue Rock
Dear Sue, I'm sorry it took me so long to respond. I was in a meeting about internet server issues. the most important of which talked about how much personal mumbo jumbo was on the net that nobody cared about. they were concerned it ws eating up cyberspace. Anyway, i know about your husband. Victor also works for my ex-wife who owns a bakery. They decorate the same cakes that he jumps out of. I would like to say that we could have an affair, but since I just saw on CNN that you ran off with some big wig hollywood casting agent, i'll have to pass. Anyway, it's my birthday coming up...
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