Mr. TOMMY LEE!!!

Now, this guy has the biggest dick in Rock'N'Roll - at least, the biggest we've seen. He's also tabloids' favorite guy when a monster is needed (that's just cuz Nikki has never had that much publicity...) Besides, he is terribly musically talented, he's the bestest drummer in this fucked up little world and he knows how to kick ass. Oh well, he seemed a bit pussywhipped throughout all this Pamela thing, but then he kicked her ass literally (at home) and once again figurally (in court) and kind of vindicated himself in the society's eyes. If he gets back with her it'll be the funniest thing ever, but since the guy likes extreme, you can expect this, too. Well, here he is - the superspeed hitman (right, baby!) and the porn king, Mr. Tommy Lee!!!