Welcome you rare guest!
Rare, because everybody knows that pages of this kind - About This Site, or Learn More About My Sorry Ass - are almost never visited. Thanks for bothering and curiosity, and rejoice in realizing the fact that you're unlike the dumb majority... Plus there is a bonus for you at the bottom of the page. You don't have to read all the shit below - just the fact that you bothered to click this link is more than enough, so scroll down and get it.
In case you wanna read on (?!), here I tell about this site, so that you won't need to click every link and then realize it's not what you wanted, hit BACK and send me another FU, of which I've heard quite enough.
SHIT YOU'LL FIND AT MY SITE:
1. Motley Stuff. That includes each member's page, pics of him, his chicks and his kids, some biographical info and various stuff from press to alcodates to motley things to do. Plus some links to where I stole my stuff from. Enjoy!
2. Vince and Nikki. This link will take you to the section of the site where I'm paying tribute to my favourite Crue members. A lot of what happens is centered on these two. Another opinion is that The Two are Nikki and Tommy, but this opinion, which sure has all rights to exist, is not mine. :)
3. Friends. This one will take you to another picture page, containing photos of Motley Crue with various celebrities, and mind you, there's a lot! The pics keep rolling in, so maybe this page will be updated in nearest future.
4. Updates. Here we'll let you know if we have something new - that is, if we don't forget to.
Now, one really has to be an idiot not to understand what the last three links stand for, but I'll enlarge on it anyways, because idiot Cruefreaks are nevertheless Cruefreaks and deserve the nicest treatment I can give. ;) So, by clicking MY E-MAIL link you'll be able to send me an e-mail if your Outlook is working OK. By clicking MY GUESTBOOK you'll get taken to a place where you can leave a message for me or anyone who enters the site after you - tabooisms welcome. And, finally, if you click MY DOSSIER you'll go to the page that contains some essential info on poor lil bad me and some photos of the same person. It has nothing to do with the Crue, so if you're short of time, DON'T CLICK!
SHIT YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF FINDING AT MY SITE:
1. Pics of or info on Motley with Mr. Corabi. Not that I don't like John... shit, I actually don't... But what I want to say is the following: that I don't like John is not the reason. The reason is that without Vince Motley Crue were NOT Motley Crue. They were a pretty decent band, good songs, quality vocals and all, but they just weren't Motley. Somehow they ARE Motley without Tommy, that's why New Tattoo era is included. If you disagree, ha, that's not your page, so why would I care? NO MOTLEY CRAB HERE
2. Live pics from Vince Neil's solo shows. Some of his shows rock and some suck (reportedly; he never got his ass over the ocean to Russia to raise hell at Uly's Sev Club, as you might guess), but pics from these shows suck for sure. I'm totally OK with Vince's being overweight and drunk out of his mind and I won't even make fun of it, but I don't have to look at the evidence, do I? If it's a vid, it's OK, cuz he sings there and still rocks (yeah, I think so, tastes differ), but a photo doesn't contain any sound, and all it does is make you sad. NO LIVE VINCE PICS HERE
3. Trading. I've got nothing to sell, to start with, and if I had something special, I'd still copy it for you for the price of a CD/VHS + shipping only. And I won't buy any shit either. After 5 guys promised to sell The Dirt to me and none of them made it to the stage of financial negotiations (thanxx Lucifer I'm too greedy to send mon right away), I kinda lost what little trust I had in online trading. Besides, I don't like paying money for what I can steal. I only pay money to support the band I respect, and since there's no chance you're Nikki, or Vince, or Mick, or Tommy, you don't happen to be on my cash-receivers list. NO TRADING HERE
AND NOW - HERE IS YOUR BONUS!!!
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