Nick Kelly: Hello everyone, and welcome to A-W-F EXCITEMENT!

Bruce Cochran: Oh yeah Nick, we are on the air and ready to entertain!  But before the action
inside the ring starts, lets go to the back, for a special word from our President!

[The scene fades to the back, where we see Creature.]

Creature: Hello.  As you know, this is the first and FINAL AWF program.  So let's make it a
special one-

[Creature is cut off when 187 runs up to him.]

187: Wassup?

Creature: I am just addressing-

187: Ah, no one gives a fuck.  Listen bitch, I want a shot at those Tag straps TONIGHT!

Creature: Do you have a partner?

187: Uh...

[Just then, Raziel walks by with a dumb look on his face and a Zima in his hand.]

187: YEAH!

[187 grabs Raziel and pulls him over to him.]

187: This is my fuckin' partna.  Right, pal?

Raziel: Uh....

Creature: Alright.  But you will face the team of Ron Jolla and Ca$h inside a Steel Cage!

187: Why dem foos?

Creature: I don't know.  They had some crappy stable going in some other fed, so I figure,
what the hell.

187: Alright then.  You two faggots, get ready, cause me and my pal Raz here is gonna take that
gold home!  Right?

Raziel: Uh...I'm the Master Vampire!

[Scene fades to the ring.  The cage, which is Creature's chain link fence from his home, is
lowered around the ring.]

Nick: Alright fans!  We have our first AWF match!  And it is about to begin!

Bruce: Right Nick!
 

This contest is a cage-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the AWF Tag Team Titles.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rufus...
At a total combined weight of 442 pounds...

187 and "The Master Vampire" Raziel

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Sexy Shelly...
At a total combined weight of 492 pounds...

Ca$h and "The Franchise" Ron Jolla

 
They lock up.
Ca$h hits 187 with a lariat.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Ca$h.
Ca$h goes for an eye gouge, but 187 blocks it.
187 gives him a springboard dropkick, but Ca$h doesn't budge.
187 scrapes Ca$h's face across the cage.
187 uses a jumping side kick on Ca$h.
187 is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
187 scrapes Ca$h's face across the cage.
187 gives him an inverted atomic drop, but Ca$h only stares at him.
187 nails Ca$h with an ax kick.
187 whips Ca$h into the turnbuckle.
187 chops Ca$h.
187 hits Ca$h.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to 187.
187 tags out to Raziel.
Raziel executes a clothesline on Ca$h.

Nick: Excellent straight arm neck chop!
 

Raziel nails Ca$h with a neckbreaker.
The crowd is starting to get behind Raziel.
Raziel tries to climb out of the cage.
Raziel is on his way up.
Raziel is at the top.
Ca$h pulls him back in.
Raziel goes for a German suplex, but Ca$h blocks it.
Ca$h whips Raziel into the turnbuckle.
Ca$h tags out to Ron Jolla.
Ron Jolla executes a low blow on Raziel.
Ron Jolla nails Raziel with a series of punches.
Ron Jolla goes for Corkscrew Tombstone, but Raziel counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Raziel places Ron Jolla on the turnbuckle.
Raziel uses a top-rope neckbreaker on Ron Jolla.
Raziel is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Raziel hits Ron Jolla with an Asai moonsault.
The crowd is cheering on Raziel.

Bruce: The crowd loves this Raziel guy!

Nick: They love his moves too!  Look at that Jumping Flipping Super Flop!

Raziel goes for an Asai moonsault, but Ron Jolla side-steps and Raziel
 only hits air.
Ron Jolla whips Raziel into the turnbuckle.
Ron Jolla puts Raziel in a side headlock.
Raziel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds.
Raziel hits Ron Jolla with a German suplex.
Raziel goes for a clothesline, but Ron Jolla ducks out of the way.
Ron Jolla runs into the ropes.
Ron Jolla misses with a shoulderblock.
Raziel uses a side backbreaker on Ron Jolla.
Raziel is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Raziel tries to climb out of the cage.
Raziel is on his way up.
Ron Jolla pulls him back in.
Raziel goes for a Boston crab, but Ron Jolla blocks it.
Ron Jolla nails Raziel with a Russian legsweep.
Ron Jolla chops Raziel.
Quite a few boos are audible.

Bruce: No one likes Ron Jolla!  Booooo!

Raziel chops Ron Jolla.
Raziel punches Ron Jolla.
Ron Jolla punches Raziel.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Ron Jolla punches Raziel.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Ron Jolla runs into the ropes.
Raziel hits Ron Jolla with a punch.
Raziel executes a powerslam on Ron Jolla.
The crowd is cheering on Raziel.
Raziel executes an elbowdrop on Ron Jolla.
Raziel tags out to 187.
Ca$h enters the ring and lays out Raziel.
Ca$h leaves the ring.
Ron Jolla gets a chokehold on 187.
187 reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Ron Jolla grinds 187's face across the cage.

Nick: That is just sick.  Ron is making 187 fuck the cage with his face!

Ron Jolla tags out to Ca$h.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla whip 187 into the ropes.
They attempt to hit 187 with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a
duck-down move.
187 hits them with a double clothesline.
Ron Jolla leaves the ring.
187 executes a kick to the midsection on Ca$h.
187 goes for a flipping dropkick, but Ca$h blocks it.
Ca$h executes a clothesline on 187.
Ca$h takes 187 down with a stomachbreaker.
Ron Jolla enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla hit 187 with a double low blow.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla hit 187 with a double eye gouge.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla whip 187 into the ropes.
They hit 187 with a double fist to the midsection.
Ron Jolla leaves the ring.
Ca$h hits 187 with an elbowdrop.

Bruce: Nice Diving Crook Arm Stomp!

Ca$h whips 187 into the ropes.
Ca$h hits 187 with a shoulderblock.
Ca$h uses a clothesline on 187.
Ca$h hits 187 with a football tackle.
Ca$h takes 187 down with a low blow.
Ca$h takes 187 down with a double-axhandle to the back.
Ca$h whips 187 into the ropes, but 187 reverses it.
187 misses with an elbow.
187 hits Ca$h with an elbow.
Raziel enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Raziel uses a clothesline on Ca$h.
187 hits a flipping dropkick on Ca$h.
Raziel leaves the ring.
187 takes Ca$h down with a senton.
187 tags out to Raziel.
Raziel nails Ca$h with a screwdriver.
There are lots of chants for Raziel.

Bruce: Raziel!  Raziel!

Nick: Raziel!  Raziel!

Raziel hits an inverted atomic drop on Ca$h.
Raziel tags out to 187.
187 nails Ca$h with an ax kick.
187 tries to get out of the door.
187 is halfway through the ring.
Ca$h pulls him back in.
187 whips Ca$h into the turnbuckle, but Ca$h reverses it.
Ca$h charges into the corner.
Ca$h tags out to Ron Jolla.
Ron Jolla and Ca$h whip 187 into the ropes.
They attempt to hit 187 with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a
duck-down move.
187 hits them with a double clothesline.
Ca$h leaves the ring.
187 runs into the ropes.
Ron Jolla hits 187 with a clothesline.
Ron Jolla tries to climb out of the cage.

Nick: Look at Ron go...he must have experience in climbing fences.

Bruce: Yep.
 
Ron Jolla is on his way up.
Ron Jolla is at the top.
Ron Jolla is over the top.
187 pulls him back in.
Ron Jolla hits a back fist on 187.
Ron Jolla chops 187.
187 kicks Ron Jolla.
A portion of the crowd is booing 187.
187 kicks Ron Jolla.
A portion of the crowd is booing 187.
Ron Jolla punches 187.
187 kicks Ron Jolla.
A portion of the crowd is cheering 187.
Ron Jolla chops 187.
Ron Jolla seemingly enjoys the boos.
Ron Jolla punches 187.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Ron Jolla.
Ron Jolla uses a double-axhandle to the back on 187.
Ron Jolla executes a back fist on 187.
Ron Jolla runs into the ropes.
187 misses with a shoulderblock.
187 hits Ron Jolla with a kick.
187 uses a spinwheel kick to the back of the head on Ron Jolla.
A portion of the crowd is cheering 187.
187 tags out to Raziel.
187 uses a short clothesline on Ron Jolla.
Raziel nails Ron Jolla with a German suplex.
187 leaves the ring.
Raziel runs into the ropes.
Raziel hits Ron Jolla with a clothesline.
187 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Raziel and 187 whip Ron Jolla into the ropes.
Raziel and 187 hit Ron Jolla with a double clothesline.
187 hits a short clothesline on Ron Jolla.
A portion of the crowd is cheering 187.

Nick: Yaaah!  Go 187!

Bruce: I don't like 187.  Boooo!

Raziel hits Ron Jolla with a springboard clothesline.
187 leaves the ring.
Raziel goes for a power bomb, but Ron Jolla blocks it.
Ron Jolla takes Raziel down with an armdrag takedown.
Ron Jolla tags out to Ca$h.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla whip Raziel into the ropes.
They hit Raziel with a double elbowsmash.
187 enters the ring and throws Ron Jolla out of the ring.
Raziel and 187 whip Ca$h into the ropes.
They hit Ca$h with a double backdrop.
187 leaves the ring.
Raziel hits a German suplex on Ca$h.
187 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
187 executes a jumping side kick on Ca$h.
Raziel nails Ca$h with a side backbreaker.
The crowd is really behind Raziel.
187 gives him a flipping dropkick, but Ca$h doesn't budge.

Nick: 187 is really weak...I mean Ca$h didn't even feel that Flat Knee Jump Strike!
 
187 rolls out of the ring.
Ca$h puts Raziel in a bearhug.
Raziel is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Raziel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Ca$h hits Raziel with a kick to the midsection.
Ron Jolla enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla whip Raziel into the ropes.
They hit Raziel with a double elbowsmash.
Ron Jolla leaves the ring.
Ca$h runs into the ropes.
Raziel hits Ca$h with a backdrop.
Raziel scrapes Ca$h's face across the cage.
Raziel nails Ca$h with a Russian legsweep.
Raziel goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Ca$h blocks it.
Ca$h runs into the ropes.
Raziel hits a side backbreaker on Ca$h.
The crowd is going crazy.

Nick: Hell Yeah!  Fuck shit damn!

Bruce: Fucking A!  Hell YEAH!

Raziel gets a Boston crab on Ca$h.
Ca$h tries to escape the hold.
Ca$h reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Raziel whips Ca$h into the ropes, but Ca$h reverses it.
Ca$h goes for a punch, but Raziel counters it with a roundhouse right.
In turn, Ca$h counters it with a punch.
Ron Jolla enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla whip Raziel into the ropes.
They hit Raziel with a double elbowsmash.
Ron Jolla leaves the ring.
Ca$h uses a powerslam on Raziel.
Ca$h is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Ca$h nails Raziel with a series of stomps.
Ca$h is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Ca$h takes Raziel down with a Smack in the face.
Ca$h executes the Pay Day on Raziel.
A fan at ringside badmouths Ca$h.

Nick: I hate you stupid son of a bitch!  Burn in hell, Ca$h!

Raziel begs off.
Ca$h whips Raziel into the ropes.
Raziel hits Ca$h with a shoulderblock.
Raziel whips Ca$h into the ropes, but Ca$h reverses it.
Raziel misses with a clothesline.
Raziel misses with a clothesline.
Raziel executes a clothesline on Ca$h.
Raziel scrapes Ca$h's face across the cage.
Ca$h is busted wide open.
Raziel goes for a clothesline, but Ca$h ducks out of the way.
Ca$h tags out to Ron Jolla.
Ron Jolla goes for a clothesline, but Raziel ducks out of the way.
Raziel goes for a tiger driver, but Ron Jolla blocks it.
Ron Jolla kicks Raziel.
Raziel punches Ron Jolla.
The crowd is behind Raziel all the way.
Raziel punches Ron Jolla.
The chants for Raziel are deafening.

Nick: RAZIEL!  RAZIEL!  RAZIEL!

Bruce: RAZIEL!  RAZIEL!

Raziel nails Ron Jolla with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd is behind Raziel all the way.
Raziel hits Ron Jolla with a springboard clothesline.
Raziel whips Ron Jolla into the ropes, but Ron Jolla reverses it.
Ron Jolla goes for a kick to the midsection, but Raziel blocks it.
Raziel tags out to 187.
187 and Raziel hit Ron Jolla with a double punch.
Raziel leaves the ring.
187 runs into the ropes.
Ron Jolla misses with a shoulderblock.
187 misses with a clothesline.
187 uses a rana on Ron Jolla.
187 nails Ron Jolla with a series of punches.
187 tries to get out of the door.
187 is halfway through the ring.
187 is three quarters across the ring.
Ron Jolla pulls him back in.
187 takes Ron Jolla down with a jumping side kick.
187 goes for a spinning heel kick, but Ron Jolla ducks out of the way.
Ron Jolla takes 187 down with an armdrag takedown.
Ron Jolla gets a chokehold on 187.
187 reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Ron Jolla goes for a chokehold, but 187 counters it with a facerake.
187 whips Ron Jolla into the ropes, but Ron Jolla reverses it.
Ron Jolla and 187 get hit with a double clothesline.
Ron Jolla catches 187 in a chokehold.
187 breaks the hold after 8 seconds.
Ron Jolla whips 187 into the turnbuckle, but 187 reverses it.
187 goes for an ax kick, but Ron Jolla blocks it.
Ron Jolla hits 187 with a punch.
Ron Jolla catches 187 in a reverse full nelson.
187 reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Ron Jolla catches 187 in a bearhug.
187 is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Nick: Ron Jolla with that deadly Man Love Front Pump.

187 reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Ron Jolla whips 187 into the ropes, but 187 reverses it.
Ron Jolla hits 187 with an elbow.
Ron Jolla tries to climb out of the cage.
Ron Jolla is on his way up.
Ron Jolla is at the top.
Ron Jolla is over the top.
187 pulls him back in.
Ron Jolla whips 187 into the turnbuckle.
187 executes a handspring into a Frankensteiner on Ron Jolla.
187 takes Ron Jolla down with a short clothesline.
187 nails Ron Jolla with a flying somersault headbutt.
187 is starting to get more cheers than boos.
187 hits Ron Jolla with a moonsault bodyblock.
187 tags out to Raziel.
187 hits a superkick on Ron Jolla.
Raziel hits Ron Jolla with a springboard clothesline.

Bruce: Great teamwork!  187 does some weird kicky thing, and Raziel then pulls of a jump-like
maneuver!
 
187 leaves the ring.
Raziel places Ron Jolla on the turnbuckle.
Raziel executes a top-rope neckbreaker on Ron Jolla.
Raziel executes the Ends of Days on Ron Jolla.
The chants for Raziel are deafening.
Raziel goes for a screwdriver, but Ron Jolla blocks it.
Ron Jolla tags out to Ca$h.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla whip Raziel into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Raziel with a double kick to the midsection, but he
 counters it with a double clothesline.
Ron Jolla leaves the ring.
Raziel runs into the ropes.
Raziel goes for a clothesline, but Ca$h ducks out of the way.
Ca$h goes for the Ca$h In, but Raziel blocks it.
Raziel goes for a neckbreaker, but Ca$h counters it with a facerake.
Ca$h catches Raziel in a side headlock.
Raziel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Ca$h runs into the ropes.
Raziel misses with a kick.
Ca$h nails Raziel with a clothesline.
Ca$h is bleeding like a faucet.
Raziel goes for a neckbreaker, but Ca$h counters it with a facerake.
Numerous fans are using Ca$h for target practice.
Ca$h whips Raziel into the ropes.
Raziel takes Ca$h down with a clothesline.
Raziel tries to get out of the door.
Raziel is halfway through the ring.
Raziel is three quarters across the ring.
Raziel is at the door.
Raziel is on the way out.
Raziel has escaped the cage.
The crowd erupts.

Nick: YES!

Bruce: FUCKIN' HELL YES!

The winners and NEW AWF Tag Team Champions...187 and Raziel.
 

[After the match, Eric Myers runs down to help Ron Jolla and Ca$h.  Eric grabs the mic.]

Eric: Hey!  Creach!  You wanna make some shitty ass cage match and screw my man-whores...then
I want your ASS!

[Jack Duncan walks out.]

Jack: I ain't Creach, but you got me!

Nick: Whoa!  The VP has just accepted a 3-on-1 challenge!

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-3-on-1 handicap match
scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Sexy Shelly and Magnium...
At a total combined weight of 707 pounds...

Ca$h, "Street Fighter" Eric Myers and "The Franchise" Ron Jolla

Their opponent...
Fighting out of Dallas, Texas...
Weighing in at 294 pounds...

"Vice President" Jack Duncan
 

They lock up.
Ca$h hits a low blow on Jack Duncan.
Jack Duncan bumps into Jeremy Montoya.
Ca$h chops Jack Duncan.
Ca$h is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Ca$h punches Jack Duncan.
Ca$h chops Jack Duncan.
Jack Duncan hits Ca$h.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jack Duncan.
Jack Duncan throws Ca$h out of the ring.
Jack Duncan goes for a flying axhandle, but Ca$h moves out of the way.
Ca$h is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Ca$h goes for a headbutt, but Jack Duncan blocks it.
Jack Duncan reenters the ring.
Ca$h follows him back in.
Jack Duncan whips Ca$h into the ropes.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan with a shoulderblock.
Ca$h takes Jack Duncan down with a headbutt.
Ca$h takes Jack Duncan down with the Ca$h In.
Ca$h is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Jeremy Montoya is back on the job.
Ca$h uses a punch on Jack Duncan.
Ca$h runs into the ropes.
Jack Duncan nails Ca$h with a powerslam.
Jeremy Montoya counts: One, kickout.
Jack Duncan whips Ca$h into the turnbuckle, but Ca$h reverses it.
Ca$h charges into the corner.
Ca$h nails Jack Duncan with a football tackle.
Ca$h takes Jack Duncan down with a football tackle.
Ca$h tags out to Eric Myers.
Eric Myers and Ca$h hit Jack Duncan with a double punch.
Ca$h leaves the ring.
Eric Myers takes Jack Duncan down with an inverted DDT.
The crowd is booing Eric Myers.

Nick: Booo!  Hiss!  Boo!  Hissss!  I hate you Eric!

Bruce: Eric swallows!

Eric Myers locks Jack Duncan in a Buzz Killer.
Jack Duncan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Eric Myers throws Jack Duncan out of the ring.
Eric Myers jumps onto him with a shooting star press.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Eric Myers and Ron Jolla hit Jack Duncan with a double elbowdrop.
Ron Jolla goes for a DDT, but Jack Duncan throws him off.
Jack Duncan uses a power bomb on Eric Myers.
Jack Duncan throws Eric Myers back into the ring.
Jack Duncan gives him a short clothesline, but Eric Myers only stares at him.
Jack Duncan hits Eric Myers.
Jack Duncan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Eric Myers punches Jack Duncan.
Eric Myers punches Jack Duncan.
Eric Myers chops Jack Duncan.
The crowd is booing Eric Myers.
Eric Myers tags out to Ron Jolla.
 

Nick: Eric just slapped Ron's hand for some reason...

Ron Jolla goes for a punch, but Jack Duncan reverses it.
Ron Jolla bumps into Jeremy Montoya.
Jack Duncan runs into the ropes.
Jack Duncan hits Ron Jolla with a kick.
Jack Duncan throws Ron Jolla out of the ring.
Jack Duncan jumps onto him with a flying axhandle.
Jack Duncan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jack Duncan is handed a keyboard.
Jack Duncan hits him with the keyboard.
The crowd is cheering on Jack Duncan.
Jack Duncan knocks Ron Jolla into the ringpost.
The crowd is cheering on Jack Duncan.
Jack Duncan hits an inverted DDT on Ron Jolla.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ron Jolla whips Jack Duncan into the guardrail.
Ron Jolla goes for a backbreaker, but Jack Duncan blocks it.
Jack Duncan is handed a cookie sheet.
 

Bruce: Hey!  I've seen one of those things Jack just hit that guy with before!

Jack Duncan takes a swing at Ron Jolla with the cookie sheet, but he
 gets out of the way.
Ron Jolla snatches the cookie sheet from him.
Ron Jolla hits him with the cookie sheet.
Ron Jolla is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Eric Myers comes over to make it two-on-one.
Eric Myers executes a clothesline on Jack Duncan.
Ron Jolla uses an inside cradle on Jack Duncan.
Eric Myers takes Jack Duncan down with a clothesline.
Ron Jolla takes Jack Duncan down with an inside cradle.
Eric Myers nails Jack Duncan with a clothesline.
Ron Jolla goes for an inside cradle, but Jack Duncan blocks it.
Jack Duncan hits Ron Jolla with a powerslam.
Jack Duncan whips Ron Jolla into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jack Duncan hits a powerslam on Ron Jolla.
Jack Duncan sets up a table.

Nick: Uh-oh...Jack just set up an eating surface.

Bruce: Must be hungry.

Jack Duncan sets up Ron Jolla on the table.
Jack Duncan tries to drive Ron Jolla through the table with a double arm DDT,
 but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ron Jolla takes Jack Duncan down with a punch.
Eric Myers comes over to make it two-on-one.
Eric Myers grabs a chair.
Eric Myers takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Eric Myers takes Jack Duncan down with a clothesline.
Ron Jolla hits a bridging back suplex on Jack Duncan.
Eric Myers comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ron Jolla and Eric Myers hit Jack Duncan with a double atomic drop.
Ron Jolla sets up Jack Duncan on the table.
Ron Jolla executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table didn't break.
Eric Myers comes over to make it two-on-one.
Eric Myers takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Eric Myers executes a clothesline on Jack Duncan.
Ron Jolla hits Jack Duncan with an inside cradle.
Ron Jolla uses Corkscrew Tombstone on Jack Duncan.
Ron Jolla sets up Jack Duncan on the table.
Ron Jolla tries to drive Jack Duncan through the table with a DDT, but he
blocks it.
Jack Duncan sets up Ron Jolla on the table.
Jack Duncan tries to drive Ron Jolla through the table with a double arm DDT,
 but he blocks it.
Ron Jolla goes for a backbreaker, but Jack Duncan blocks it.
Jack Duncan sets up Ron Jolla on the table.
Jack Duncan tries to drive Ron Jolla through the table with a Tombstone, but he
blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ron Jolla hits Jack Duncan with a double-axhandle to the back.
Ron Jolla knocks Jack Duncan into the ringsteps.
Ron Jolla is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Ron Jolla reenters the ring.
Jack Duncan follows him back in.
Jack Duncan brings the table into the ring.
Ron Jolla sets up Jack Duncan on the table.
Ron Jolla tries to drive Jack Duncan through the table with a DDT, but he
blocks it.
Jack Duncan attempts to place Ron Jolla on the turnbuckle, but Ron Jolla
 blocks it.
Jack Duncan uses a kick to the midsection on Ron Jolla.
Jack Duncan hits Ron Jolla with a full nelson slam.
Jack Duncan executes a Tombstone on Ron Jolla.
Jack Duncan is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jack Duncan nails Ron Jolla with a short clothesline.
The crowd is cheering on Jack Duncan.
Jack Duncan is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Jack Duncan runs into the ropes.
Jack Duncan hits Ron Jolla with an elbow.
Jack Duncan whips Ron Jolla into the ropes, but Ron Jolla reverses it.
Jack Duncan hits a clothesline on Ron Jolla.
Jeremy Montoya is back on the job.
Jack Duncan hits Ron Jolla with an inverted power bomb.
The crowd is cheering on Jack Duncan.
Jack Duncan whips Ron Jolla into the ropes.
Ron Jolla hits Jack Duncan with a shoulderblock.
Ron Jolla gives the sign for the Chi-Town Crusher.
Ron Jolla executes the Chi-Town Crusher on Jack Duncan.
Ron Jolla goes for the pin.
Jeremy Montoya counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Ron Jolla sets up Jack Duncan on the table.
Ron Jolla tries to drive Jack Duncan through the table with an elbowdrop, but he
 moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is cheering on Jack Duncan.

Nick: Go Jack!  Go Jack!  Hell yeah!

Jack Duncan takes Ron Jolla down with a full nelson slam.
Jack Duncan whips Ron Jolla into the turnbuckle, but Ron Jolla reverses it.
Ron Jolla charges into the corner.
Ron Jolla tags out to Eric Myers.
Eric Myers and Ron Jolla whip Jack Duncan into the ropes.
They hit Jack Duncan with a double clothesline.
Ron Jolla leaves the ring.
Eric Myers executes a punch on Jack Duncan.
Eric Myers climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jack Duncan nails him
 in the stomach.
Eric Myers falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Jack Duncan leaves the ring.
He returns with a keyboard.
Jack Duncan takes a swing at Eric Myers with the keyboard, but he
 gets out of the way.
Eric Myers snatches the keyboard from him.
Eric Myers hits him with the keyboard.
Jack Duncan is busted wide open.

Bruce: Yuck!  Jack is emitting a red goo!

Jeremy Montoya throws the keyboard out of the ring.
Jack Duncan falls back into the ring.
Eric Myers is going for the pin.
Jeremy Montoya counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Eric Myers executes a punch on Jack Duncan.
Eric Myers uses a Hotshot on Jack Duncan.
Eric Myers executes a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Jack Duncan.
Eric Myers tags out to Ca$h.
Ca$h and Eric Myers hit Jack Duncan with a double stomp.
Eric Myers leaves the ring.
Ca$h uses a clothesline on Jack Duncan.
Jack Duncan stabs his opponent with a fork.
The crowd is cheering on Jack Duncan.
He goes for the pin.
Jeremy Montoya counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Jack Duncan uses a clothesline on Ca$h.
Jack Duncan nails Ca$h with a Hotshot.
The crowd is really behind Jack Duncan.

Nick: Move Jack...I can't see!

Jack Duncan nails Ca$h with a powerslam.
Jeremy Montoya counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jack Duncan hits Ca$h with an inverted atomic drop.
Jack Duncan goes for the torture rack, but Ca$h counters it with a facerake.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the ropes.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan with a clothesline.
Eric Myers enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h and Eric Myers whip Jack Duncan into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Jack Duncan with a double fist to the midsection, but he
 counters it with a double clothesline.
Eric Myers leaves the ring.
Jack Duncan runs into the ropes.
Ca$h goes for the Pay Day, but Jack Duncan counters it with a clothesline.
Jack Duncan executes a Tombstone on Ca$h.
The crowd is going crazy.
Jack Duncan goes for the pumphandle powerslam, but Ca$h slides down his back.
Ca$h goes for a chokehold, but Jack Duncan counters it with a facerake.
Jack Duncan executes a powerslam on Ca$h.
Jeremy Montoya counts: One, two, kickout.
Jack Duncan attempts to place Ca$h on the turnbuckle, but Ca$h blocks it.
Jack Duncan goes for a kick to the midsection, but Ca$h blocks it.
Ca$h runs into the ropes.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan with a kick.
Ca$h hits a backbreaker on Jack Duncan.
Ca$h takes Jack Duncan down with an elbowdrop.
Ca$h hits a clothesline on Jack Duncan.
Ca$h executes the Pay Day on Jack Duncan.
Ca$h goes for the pin.
Jeremy Montoya counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Ca$h tags out to Eric Myers.
Ca$h goes for a piledriver, but Jack Duncan counters it with a backdrop.
Ca$h leaves the ring.
Jack Duncan goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Ca$h blocks it.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan with a clothesline.
Ca$h nails Jack Duncan with an elbowsmash.
Ca$h uses a headbutt on Jack Duncan.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the turnbuckle.
Ca$h runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan with an inverted atomic drop.
Ca$h goes for an atomic drop, but Jack Duncan counters it with a backward kick.
Jack Duncan hits Ca$h.
Jack Duncan chops Ca$h.
Jack Duncan chops Ca$h.
Jack Duncan has the crowd going wild.
Jack Duncan hits a full nelson slam on Ca$h.
Jack Duncan takes Ca$h down with a double arm DDT.
Jack Duncan whips Ca$h into the ropes, but Ca$h reverses it.
Sexy Shelly trips Jack Duncan.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the ropes.
Ca$h executes a lariat on Jack Duncan.
Ca$h gets the STF on Jack Duncan.
Jack Duncan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Ron Jolla enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla hit Jack Duncan with a double headsmash into the turnbuckle.
Ron Jolla leaves the ring.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the ropes.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan with a backdrop.
Ca$h nails Jack Duncan with a backdrop.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan with an elbowsmash.
Ca$h catches Jack Duncan in a chokehold.
Jack Duncan is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jack Duncan is inching his way towards the ropes.
Jack Duncan tries to escape the hold.
Jack Duncan summons one last burst of energy.
Jeremy Montoya checks Jack Duncan's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Jack Duncan fights his way out of the hold after 33 seconds.

Bruce: Jack escaped that complex hold!

Ca$h goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Jack Duncan reverses it.
Jack Duncan gives him a Tombstone, but Ca$h doesn't budge.
Jack Duncan nails Ca$h with a short clothesline.
Jack Duncan hits a kick to the midsection on Ca$h.
Jack Duncan kicks Ca$h.
The crowd is going crazy.
Jack Duncan hits Ca$h.
Jack Duncan has the crowd going wild.
Jack Duncan kicks Ca$h.
The crowd is behind Jack Duncan all the way.
Ca$h kicks Jack Duncan.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Ca$h chops Jack Duncan.
Ca$h is being booed out of the building.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan.
Ca$h runs into the ropes.
Ca$h executes a clothesline on Jack Duncan.
Eric Myers enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h and Eric Myers whip Jack Duncan into the ropes.
They hit Jack Duncan with a double elbowsmash.
Eric Myers leaves the ring.
Ca$h uses a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Jack Duncan.
Ca$h kicks Jack Duncan.
Ca$h kicks Jack Duncan.
Ca$h gives the sign for the Pay Day.
Ca$h executes the Pay Day on Jack Duncan.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Ca$h goes for the pin.
Jeremy Montoya counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Ca$h throws Jack Duncan out of the ring.
Ca$h goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Eric Myers comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h and Eric Myers hit Jack Duncan with a double punch.
Ca$h and Eric Myers hit Jack Duncan with a double headsmash into the turnbuckle.
Ca$h is handed a baseball bat.
Ca$h hits him with the baseball bat.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the guardrail.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan with an eye gouge.
Ca$h hits him with a baseball bat.
Ca$h knocks Jack Duncan into the ringsteps.
Ca$h hits him with the baseball bat.
Ca$h nails Jack Duncan with a piledriver.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the guardrail.
Ca$h hits him with the baseball bat.
Ca$h chokes him with a baseball bat.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the guardrail.
Ca$h throws Jack Duncan back into the ring.
Ca$h goes for an atomic drop, but Jack Duncan counters it with a backward kick.
Jack Duncan whips Ca$h into the ropes.
Ca$h uses the Ca$h In on Jack Duncan.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan with a lariat.
Ca$h executes an elbowsmash on Jack Duncan.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the ropes.
Jack Duncan executes a clothesline on Ca$h.
Jack Duncan executes a Hotshot on Ca$h.
Jack Duncan goes for a Gorilla Press, but Ca$h blocks it.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Ca$h punches Jack Duncan.
Ca$h goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Jack Duncan blocks it.
Jack Duncan throws Ca$h out of the ring.
Jack Duncan goes through the ropes.
Jack Duncan whips Ca$h into the guardrail.
Sexy Shelly comes from behind and distracts Jack Duncan.
Ca$h goes for an atomic drop, but Jack Duncan counters it with an elbowsmash.
Sexy Shelly comes from behind and distracts Jack Duncan.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla hit Jack Duncan with a double punch.
Sexy Shelly comes from behind and distracts Jack Duncan.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the guardrail.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla hit Jack Duncan with a double elbowsmash.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla hit Jack Duncan with a double atomic drop.
Sexy Shelly comes from behind and distracts Jack Duncan.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan with a low blow.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h goes for a piledriver, but Jack Duncan blocks it.
Sexy Shelly comes from behind and distracts Jack Duncan.
Ca$h is handed a fire extinguisher.
Ca$h takes a swing at Jack Duncan with the fire extinguisher, but he
 gets out of the way.
Jack Duncan snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Jack Duncan hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jack Duncan.
Jack Duncan sets up a table.
Ca$h is busted wide open.
Jack Duncan goes for the pumphandle powerslam, but Ca$h blocks it.
Ca$h knocks Jack Duncan into the ringsteps.
Sexy Shelly comes from behind, but Jack Duncan nails Sexy Shelly.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the guardrail.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h takes a swing at Jack Duncan with the fire extinguisher, but he
 gets out of the way.
Jack Duncan snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Jack Duncan hits him with the fire extinguisher.

Nick: Jack just used that garden hose to his advantage!

Jack Duncan whips Ca$h into the guardrail.
Jack Duncan executes a full nelson slam on Ca$h.
Jack Duncan sets up Ca$h on the table.
Jack Duncan tries to drive Ca$h through the table with a double arm DDT, but he
blocks it.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the guardrail.
Ca$h hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the guardrail.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan with a punch.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Sexy Shelly comes from behind, but Jack Duncan nails Sexy Shelly.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the guardrail.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h goes for a punch, but Jack Duncan blocks it.
Jack Duncan sets up Ca$h on the table.

Bruce: Jack might be planning on molesting Ca$h here!

Jack Duncan executes a Tombstone through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Jack Duncan hits Ca$h with an inverted DDT.
Jack Duncan is handed the fork.
Jack Duncan hits him with the fork.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jack Duncan.
Jack Duncan sets up a table.
Jack Duncan whips Ca$h into the guardrail.
Sexy Shelly comes from behind and distracts Jack Duncan.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla hit Jack Duncan with a double elbowsmash.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the guardrail.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the guardrail.
Ca$h knocks Jack Duncan into the ringsteps.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla hit Jack Duncan with a double football tackle.
Sexy Shelly comes from behind, but Jack Duncan nails Sexy Shelly.
Ca$h reenters the ring.
Jack Duncan follows him back in.
Ca$h gives the sign for the Pay Day.
Ca$h executes the Pay Day on Jack Duncan.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Ca$h goes for the pin.
Jeremy Montoya counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the ropes.
Jack Duncan misses with a clothesline.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan with a backdrop.
Jack Duncan falls out of the ring.
Ca$h goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan with a splash.
Sexy Shelly comes from behind, but Jack Duncan nails Sexy Shelly.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the guardrail.

Nick: Ca$h sends Jack into that piece of tape that says "Do Not Cross."

Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla hit Jack Duncan with a double low blow.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla hit Jack Duncan with a double clothesline.
Ca$h goes for a kick to the midsection, but Jack Duncan blocks it.
Jack Duncan is handed the fork.
Jack Duncan hits him with the fork.
Jack Duncan whips Ca$h into the guardrail.
Jack Duncan whips Ca$h into the guardrail.
Jack Duncan gives him a kick to the midsection, but Ca$h only stares at him.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sexy Shelly comes from behind, but Jack Duncan nails Sexy Shelly.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan with a stomachbreaker.
Ca$h takes Jack Duncan down with a bodyslam.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla hit Jack Duncan with a double football tackle.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla hit Jack Duncan with a double elbowsmash.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla hit Jack Duncan with a double eye gouge.
Ca$h nails Jack Duncan with a sidewalk slam.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ron Jolla comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ca$h and Ron Jolla hit Jack Duncan with a double bodyslam.
Ca$h is handed a keyboard.
Ca$h hits him with the keyboard.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
Ca$h throws Jack Duncan back into the ring.
Ca$h is going for the pin.
Jeremy Montoya counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Ca$h locks Jack Duncan in the Mortgage Fee.
Jack Duncan is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jack Duncan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Ca$h uses a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Jack Duncan.
Ca$h executes the Pay Day on Jack Duncan.
Ca$h goes for the pin.
Jeremy Montoya counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Ca$h puts Jack Duncan in a side headlock.
Jack Duncan is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jack Duncan is inching his way towards the ropes.
Jack Duncan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 37 seconds.
Ca$h hits Jack Duncan with the Ca$h In.
Ca$h whips Jack Duncan into the ropes.
Jack Duncan misses with a clothesline.
Ca$h uses a clothesline on Jack Duncan.
Jack Duncan is bleeding profusely.
Ca$h catches Jack Duncan in a chokehold.
Jack Duncan tries to escape the hold.
Jack Duncan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Jack Duncan is inching his way towards the ropes.
Jack Duncan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 35 seconds.
Ca$h goes for a clothesline, but Jack Duncan ducks out of the way.
Jack Duncan chops Ca$h.
Jack Duncan punches Ca$h.
Jack Duncan hits Ca$h.
Jack Duncan executes the Duncan Driver on Ca$h.
The crowd is giving Jack Duncan a standing ovation.
Jack Duncan goes for the pin.
Jeremy Montoya counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

Nick: Oh yes!  Fuck Yeah!  Shit!  Damn!  Hell! GOD DAMN FUCK AN ASS HARDWAY!

Bruce: SHIT!  DAMN!  I can't believe this fucking shit!  DAMN!  Hell!  Damn!  MOTHER FUCK IT!

The winner is Jack Duncan.

Nick: Shit...now it is time for our National Title match.

Bruce: But what nation does the belt represent?

Nick: Paraguay.
 
 

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-four corners match scheduled
for one fall.
It is for the AWF National Title.

Introducing first...
Hailing from Chicago, Illinois...
Weighing in at 264 pounds...

"Shooter" Bryan Masterson

His opponent...
From San Francisco, California...
Weighing in at 278 pounds...

FaTe

Their opponent...
From Places Unknown...
Weighing in at 265 pounds...

Hurricane
 

Their opponent...
Fighting out of Dallas, Texas...
Weighing in at 360 pounds...

The Big Pimp
 

They lock up.
The Big Pimp goes for a lariat, but FaTe ducks out of the way.
FaTe hits The Big Pimp with a clothesline.
FaTe is going for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
FaTe throws The Big Pimp out of the ring.
FaTe goes through the ropes.
FaTe whips The Big Pimp into the guardrail.
FaTe whips The Big Pimp into the guardrail.
FaTe goes for a diving inverted DDT, but The Big Pimp blocks it.
The Big Pimp reenters the ring.
FaTe follows him back in.
The Big Pimp uses a punch on FaTe.
FaTe takes The Big Pimp down with a spear.
FaTe leaves the ring.
He returns with a trash can.
FaTe hits him with the trash can.
The crowd is starting to get behind FaTe.

Nick: Fate is kind of cool.

Bruce: Eh...I guess.
 
FaTe tags out to Hurricane.
Hurricane goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but The Big Pimp counters it with
a side suplex.
The Big Pimp goes for a punch, but Hurricane blocks it.
Hurricane hits him with a trash can.
Hurricane whips The Big Pimp into the ropes, but The Big Pimp reverses it.
Hurricane uses a clothesline on The Big Pimp.
Hurricane tags out to FaTe.
FaTe locks The Big Pimp in the Crippler Cross-face.
The Big Pimp is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Big Pimp tries to escape the hold.
The Big Pimp reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
FaTe tags out to Bryan Masterson.
Bryan Masterson goes for an elbowdrop, but The Big Pimp rolls out of the way.
The Big Pimp runs into the ropes.
The Big Pimp hits Bryan Masterson with an elbow.
The Big Pimp tags out to Hurricane.
Hurricane uses a power bomb on Bryan Masterson.
Chris Thomas counts: One, kickout.
Hurricane goes for the Curve of Parabola, but Bryan Masterson blocks it.
Bryan Masterson whips Hurricane into the ropes.
Hurricane executes a swinging neckbreaker on Bryan Masterson.
A fan at ringside badmouths Hurricane.
Hurricane gives the sign for the Eye Of The Storm.
Hurricane executes the Eye Of The Storm on Bryan Masterson.
Hurricane is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Hurricane goes for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Hurricane hits Bryan Masterson with the Atmospheric Pressure.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Hurricane tags out to FaTe.
FaTe hits Bryan Masterson with the Twist of FaTe.
FaTe whips Bryan Masterson into the ropes.
Bryan Masterson misses with a clothesline.

Bruce: Well...he just flat out missed him with that one!

Nick: He can suck my dick!

Bryan Masterson misses with a shoulderblock.
FaTe hits Bryan Masterson with a kick.
FaTe uses a flapjack on Bryan Masterson.
FaTe goes for a triangle choke, but Bryan Masterson blocks it.
Bryan Masterson tags out to Hurricane.
Hurricane goes for a hiptoss, but FaTe reverses it.
In turn, Hurricane counters it with a facerake.
Hurricane goes for a backdrop, but FaTe blocks it.
FaTe tags out to The Big Pimp.
The Big Pimp whips Hurricane into the ropes.
Hurricane hits The Big Pimp with a clothesline.
The Big Pimp falls out of the ring.
Hurricane goes through the ropes.
The Big Pimp is busted wide open.
Hurricane is handed a keyboard.
Hurricane hits him with the keyboard.
Hurricane is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

Nick: BOOOO!!

Bruce: BOOO!  YOU SUCK!  GO AWAY!  BOOOO!
 

Hurricane hits him with a keyboard.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Big Pimp is handed a keyboard.
The Big Pimp hits him with the keyboard.
The Big Pimp is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Big Pimp sets up a table.
The Big Pimp whips Hurricane into the guardrail.
The Big Pimp knocks Hurricane into the ringsteps.
The Big Pimp whips Hurricane into the guardrail.
The Big Pimp sets up Hurricane on the table.
The Big Pimp tries to drive Hurricane through the table with a power bomb, but
he blocks it.
Hurricane reenters the ring.
The Big Pimp follows him back in.
Hurricane tags out to FaTe.
FaTe goes for a spear, but The Big Pimp counters it with a DDT.
The Big Pimp takes FaTe down with a fireman's carry.
FaTe sits up.
The crowd is cheering on FaTe.
The Big Pimp whips FaTe into the turnbuckle, but FaTe reverses it.
FaTe runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Big Pimp lifts his knee.
The Big Pimp punches FaTe.
The Big Pimp is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Big Pimp punches FaTe.
The crowd is cheering on The Big Pimp.
FaTe chops The Big Pimp.
FaTe kicks The Big Pimp.
FaTe is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Big Pimp chops FaTe.
The Big Pimp takes FaTe down with a fallaway slam.
The Big Pimp is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
FaTe sits up.
The crowd is cheering on FaTe.
The Big Pimp whips FaTe into the turnbuckle.
The Big Pimp tags out to Hurricane.
Hurricane hits a punch on FaTe.
Hurricane chops FaTe.
Hurricane punches FaTe.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Hurricane punches FaTe.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Hurricane whips FaTe into the ropes.
Hurricane takes FaTe down with a reverse DDT.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Hurricane catches FaTe in an armbar submission.
FaTe tries to escape the hold.
FaTe tries to fight the pain.
Hurricane lets go after 19 seconds.
FaTe sits up.
FaTe is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hurricane whips FaTe into the turnbuckle.

Nick: Hurricane pulled on Fate's arm, and he ran into that padded thing!

Bruce: Fate is Hurricane's BITCH!

Hurricane charges into the corner.
Hurricane takes FaTe down with an elbow to the midsection.
Hurricane punches FaTe.
Hurricane kicks FaTe.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Hurricane runs into the ropes.
Hurricane hits FaTe with a kick.
Hurricane gets an armbar submission on FaTe.
FaTe reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
FaTe sits up.
The crowd is cheering on FaTe.
Hurricane hits FaTe with a forearm smash.
FaTe goes for a drop toe hold, but Hurricane blocks it.
Hurricane kicks FaTe.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Hurricane hits FaTe.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

Nick: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Hurricane kicks FaTe.
Hurricane goes for the Aftermath, but FaTe blocks it.
FaTe uses a brain buster on Hurricane.
FaTe uses the Twist of FaTe on Hurricane.
FaTe executes a clothesline on Hurricane.
FaTe catches Hurricane in a double armbar submission.
Hurricane is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Hurricane reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
FaTe goes for a kick to the midsection, but Hurricane blocks it.
Hurricane attempts to place FaTe on the turnbuckle, but FaTe blocks it.
Hurricane goes for a bodyslam, but FaTe blocks it.
FaTe executes a clothesline on Hurricane.
FaTe runs into the ropes.
Hurricane misses with a kick.
Hurricane hits FaTe with a backdrop.
Hurricane hits FaTe with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Hurricane whips FaTe into the ropes, but FaTe reverses it.
Hurricane hits a clothesline on FaTe.
FaTe bumps into Chris Thomas.
Hurricane throws FaTe out of the ring.
Hurricane goes through the ropes.
Hurricane takes FaTe down with a powerslam.
Hurricane knocks FaTe into the ringsteps.
Hurricane nails FaTe with a forearm smash.
Hurricane sets up FaTe on the table.
Hurricane executes a Tombstone through the table.
The table didn't break.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hurricane nails FaTe with a chop.
Hurricane sets up FaTe on the table.
Hurricane executes the Eye Of The Storm through the table.
The table didn't break.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
FaTe uses a kick to the midsection on Hurricane.
FaTe is handed a cookie sheet.
FaTe hits him with the cookie sheet.
The crowd is really behind FaTe.
Hurricane is busted wide open.
FaTe goes for a neckbreaker, but Hurricane blocks it.
Hurricane reenters the ring.
FaTe follows him back in.
Hurricane goes for a backdrop, but FaTe blocks it.
FaTe goes for a head and arm suplex, but Hurricane blocks it.
Hurricane hits FaTe with a bodyslam.
Hurricane hits a snap mare on FaTe.
Hurricane is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Hurricane throws FaTe out of the ring.
Hurricane goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hurricane hits a swinging neckbreaker on FaTe.

Bruce: Why Hurricane just grabbed Fate's head and started spinning around like a moron!

Hurricane sets up FaTe on the table.
Hurricane tries to eye of the storm FaTe through the table, but he moves
out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
FaTe goes for a jumping back kick, but Hurricane blocks it.
Hurricane sets up a table.
Hurricane goes for a short clothesline, but FaTe counters it with a hiptoss.
FaTe whips Hurricane into the guardrail.
FaTe hits an elbowdrop on Hurricane.
FaTe is handed the Flourescent Light.
FaTe hits him with the Flourescent Light.
The crowd is going crazy.
FaTe throws Hurricane back into the ring.
FaTe is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Chris Thomas is back on the job.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
FaTe tags out to Bryan Masterson.
Bryan Masterson whips Hurricane into the ropes, but Hurricane reverses it.
Hurricane executes a kick to the midsection on Bryan Masterson.
Hurricane uses a punch on Bryan Masterson.
Hurricane goes for a full nelson, but Bryan Masterson blocks it.
Bryan Masterson nails Hurricane with a superkick.
Bryan Masterson goes for the Diamond Dust, but Hurricane throws him off.
Hurricane kicks Bryan Masterson.
Hurricane is being booed out of the building.
Bryan Masterson hits Hurricane.
The crowd is really behind Bryan Masterson.
Hurricane chops Bryan Masterson.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Hurricane kicks Bryan Masterson.
Bryan Masterson punches Hurricane.
The crowd is really behind Bryan Masterson.
Bryan Masterson tags out to The Big Pimp.
The Big Pimp hits Hurricane with a punch.
The Big Pimp throws Hurricane out of the ring.
The Big Pimp goes through the ropes.
The Big Pimp throws Hurricane back into the ring.
The Big Pimp hits an elbowsmash on Hurricane.
The Big Pimp goes for a bodyslam, but Hurricane blocks it.
Hurricane hits The Big Pimp with a punch.
The Big Pimp is bleeding like a faucet.
Hurricane goes for a reverse DDT, but The Big Pimp blocks it.
The Big Pimp locks Hurricane in a side headlock.
Hurricane is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Hurricane reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
The Big Pimp whips Hurricane into the ropes.
Hurricane goes for a clothesline, but The Big Pimp ducks out of the way.
The Big Pimp hits Hurricane with a short lariat.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
The Big Pimp whips Hurricane into the ropes, but Hurricane reverses it.
The Big Pimp gives him a lariat, but Hurricane doesn't budge.
The Big Pimp executes a lariat on Hurricane.
There are lots of chants for The Big Pimp.
The Big Pimp takes Hurricane down with a power bomb.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
The Big Pimp throws Hurricane out of the ring.
The Big Pimp goes through the ropes.
The Big Pimp executes a series of punches on Hurricane.
The Big Pimp knocks Hurricane into the ringsteps.
The Big Pimp uses a punch on Hurricane.
The Big Pimp sets up Hurricane on the table.
The Big Pimp executes the Pimpin' Power Bomb through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is really behind The Big Pimp.
The Big Pimp gives him a kick to the midsection, but Hurricane only stares at
him.

Nick: The Pimp just hit Hurricane below the belt, but there was nothing down there!

The Big Pimp sets up a table.
The Big Pimp goes for a kick to the midsection, but Hurricane blocks it.
Hurricane sets up The Big Pimp on the table.
Hurricane executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table didn't break.
Hurricane executes a short clothesline on The Big Pimp.
Hurricane takes The Big Pimp down with a punch.
Hurricane knocks The Big Pimp into the ringpost.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Hurricane goes for a clothesline, but The Big Pimp ducks out of the way.
The Big Pimp sets up Hurricane on the table.
The Big Pimp tries to drive Hurricane through the table with an elbowdrop, but
he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
Hurricane whips The Big Pimp into the guardrail.
Hurricane takes The Big Pimp down with a forearm smash.
Hurricane takes The Big Pimp down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Hurricane executes a clothesline on The Big Pimp.
Hurricane sets up The Big Pimp on the table.
Hurricane tries to eye of the storm The Big Pimp through the table, but he
 moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
The Big Pimp executes a lariat on Hurricane.
The Big Pimp executes a sidewalk slam on Hurricane.
The Big Pimp throws Hurricane back into the ring.
The Big Pimp places Hurricane on the turnbuckle.
The Big Pimp executes the Pimpin' Power Bomb on Hurricane.
The crowd is really behind The Big Pimp.
The Big Pimp goes for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, three.

Hurricane has been eliminated.
The crowd is really behind The Big Pimp.

Bruce: Hey, I like the Pimp guy.

Nick: Yeah I know.  He is cool.
 

They lock up.
FaTe tags out to Bryan Masterson.
Bryan Masterson hits The Big Pimp with a swinging neckbreaker.
There are lots of chants for Bryan Masterson.
Bryan Masterson is going for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, kickout.
Bryan Masterson runs into the ropes.
The Big Pimp misses with a clothesline.
The Big Pimp hits Bryan Masterson with a punch.
The Big Pimp goes for a short lariat, but Bryan Masterson blocks it.
Bryan Masterson goes for a superkick, but The Big Pimp ducks out of the way.
The Big Pimp hits Bryan Masterson with a low blow.
The Big Pimp executes an elbowsmash on Bryan Masterson.
The Big Pimp whips Bryan Masterson into the ropes.
The Big Pimp hits Bryan Masterson with a kick.
The Big Pimp runs into the ropes.
The Big Pimp gives him a lariat, but Bryan Masterson only stares at him.
The Big Pimp whips Bryan Masterson into the ropes.
The Big Pimp goes for a lariat, but Bryan Masterson counters it with a crucifix.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Bryan Masterson runs into the ropes.
Bryan Masterson executes a swinging neckbreaker on The Big Pimp.
Bryan Masterson hits a swinging neckbreaker on The Big Pimp.
The crowd is really behind Bryan Masterson.
Bryan Masterson gets a camel clutch on The Big Pimp.
The Big Pimp reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Bryan Masterson runs into the ropes.
Bryan Masterson hits The Big Pimp with a clothesline.
Bryan Masterson whips The Big Pimp into the ropes.
The Big Pimp misses with an elbow.
Bryan Masterson hits The Big Pimp with an elbow.
Bryan Masterson hits The Big Pimp with an elbowdrop.
Bryan Masterson is going for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Bryan Masterson throws The Big Pimp out of the ring.
Bryan Masterson goes through the ropes.
Bryan Masterson whips The Big Pimp into the guardrail.
Bryan Masterson knocks The Big Pimp into the ringsteps.
Bryan Masterson is handed a trash can.
Bryan Masterson hits him with the trash can.
Bryan Masterson whips The Big Pimp into the guardrail.
Bryan Masterson takes a swing at The Big Pimp with the trash can, but he
 gets out of the way.
The Big Pimp snatches the trash can from him.
The Big Pimp hits him with the trash can.
There are lots of chants for The Big Pimp.
The Big Pimp sets up Bryan Masterson on the table.
The Big Pimp tries to drive Bryan Masterson through the table with an elbowdrop,
 but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Bryan Masterson whips The Big Pimp into the guardrail.

Nick: For the last time...stop using that tape on the floor as a weapon!

Bryan Masterson knocks The Big Pimp into the ringpost.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Big Pimp is handed a baseball bat.
The Big Pimp hits him with the baseball bat.
Bryan Masterson is busted wide open.
The Big Pimp nails Bryan Masterson with a stomp.
The Big Pimp hits Bryan Masterson with a forearm to the back.
The Big Pimp goes for a forearm to the back, but Bryan Masterson side-steps and
The Big Pimp only hits air.
Bryan Masterson goes for a powerslam, but The Big Pimp counters it with a lariat
.
The Big Pimp whips Bryan Masterson into the guardrail.
The Big Pimp gives him an inverted atomic drop, but Bryan Masterson
 only stares at him.
Bryan Masterson hits The Big Pimp with a spinebuster slam.
Bryan Masterson chokes him with a baseball bat.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bryan Masterson whips The Big Pimp into the guardrail.
Bryan Masterson uses an elbowdrop on The Big Pimp.
Bryan Masterson throws The Big Pimp back into the ring.
Bryan Masterson brings the the baseball bat into the ring.
The Big Pimp hits him with the baseball bat.
The Big Pimp gives the sign for the Pimpin' Power Bomb.
The Big Pimp attempts to place Bryan Masterson on the turnbuckle, but
Bryan Masterson blocks it.
Bryan Masterson lifts them in a suplex, then turns it into a neckbreaker.
He goes for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, three.

The Big Pimp has been eliminated.
The crowd is behind Bryan Masterson all the way.

Bruce: Bryan Masterson is a good boxer.

Nick: I thought we were watching tennis?
 

They lock up.
Bryan Masterson goes for a dragon suplex, but FaTe counters it with a go-behind.
In turn, Bryan Masterson counters it with a backward kick.
There are lots of chants for Bryan Masterson.
Bryan Masterson kicks FaTe.
The crowd is really behind Bryan Masterson.
FaTe hits Bryan Masterson.
The crowd is going crazy.
Bryan Masterson kicks FaTe.
Bryan Masterson has the crowd going wild.
Bryan Masterson hits FaTe.
FaTe chops Bryan Masterson.
Bryan Masterson kicks FaTe.
The crowd is going crazy.
Bryan Masterson kicks FaTe.
The crowd is behind Bryan Masterson all the way.
Bryan Masterson kicks FaTe.
The crowd is giving Bryan Masterson a standing ovation.
Bryan Masterson chokes him with a baseball bat.
FaTe is busted wide open.
Bryan Masterson whips FaTe into the ropes, but FaTe reverses it.
FaTe goes for a punch, but Bryan Masterson counters it with an armbreaker.
Bryan Masterson uses a spinebuster slam on FaTe.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Bryan Masterson runs into the ropes.
Bryan Masterson misses with an elbow.
Bryan Masterson uses a clothesline on FaTe.
Bryan Masterson is going for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Bryan Masterson runs into the ropes.
Bryan Masterson nails FaTe with an urunage.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
FaTe sits up.

Nick: Fate sits up like he thinks he is cool.

Bruce: Yeah...I mean, even I can do that.

Nick: You can?

Bruce: Maybe...

Bryan Masterson throws FaTe out of the ring.
Bryan Masterson goes through the ropes.
Bryan Masterson nails FaTe with a full nelson slam.
Bryan Masterson whips FaTe into the guardrail.
Bryan Masterson whips FaTe into the guardrail.
Bryan Masterson hits FaTe with an urunage.
Bryan Masterson whips FaTe into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
FaTe reenters the ring.
Bryan Masterson follows him back in.
FaTe executes a flapjack on Bryan Masterson.
FaTe executes the Twist of FaTe on Bryan Masterson.
FaTe whips Bryan Masterson into the ropes, but Bryan Masterson reverses it.
FaTe takes Bryan Masterson down with a clothesline.
FaTe goes for a brain buster, but Bryan Masterson slides down his back.
Bryan Masterson executes the torture rack drop on FaTe.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bryan Masterson.

Nick: YES!  WOOOOHOOOOOO!

Bruce: Sit down Nick, you are making a scene!

 
Bryan Masterson executes the Last Breath on FaTe.
FaTe is valiantly trying to break the hold.
FaTe is writhing in pain.
Chris Thomas checks FaTe's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
FaTe fights his way out of the hold after 25 seconds.
FaTe uses the Doctor Bomb on Bryan Masterson.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
FaTe gives him a vertical suplex, but Bryan Masterson doesn't even care.
FaTe nails Bryan Masterson with a clothesline.
FaTe hits Bryan Masterson with a DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
FaTe throws Bryan Masterson out of the ring.
FaTe goes through the ropes.
FaTe is handed a cookie sheet.
FaTe hits him with the cookie sheet.
The crowd is giving FaTe a standing ovation.
FaTe whips Bryan Masterson into the guardrail.
FaTe sets up a table.
FaTe takes Bryan Masterson down with an elbowdrop.
FaTe knocks Bryan Masterson into the ringsteps.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
FaTe hits him with the cookie sheet.
FaTe knocks Bryan Masterson into the ringsteps.
FaTe hits him with the cookie sheet.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for FaTe.
FaTe goes for a drop toe hold, but Bryan Masterson blocks it.
Bryan Masterson whips FaTe into the guardrail.
Bryan Masterson takes FaTe down with a piledriver.
Bryan Masterson whips FaTe into the guardrail.
Bryan Masterson whips FaTe into the guardrail.
Bryan Masterson goes for a superkick, but FaTe counters it with a legsweep.
FaTe throws Bryan Masterson back into the ring.
FaTe executes the FaTal Blow on Bryan Masterson.
The crowd erupts.
FaTe goes for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, three.

Bryan Masterson has been eliminated.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for FaTe.

Nick: YES!  I LOVE YOU FATE!

Bruce: YOU DA MAN!  YOU FATEDM!

The winner and NEW AWF National Champion...FaTe.
 

[Scene cuts backstage, where Creature is seen with the AWF Title around his waist.]

Creature: I might as well wear this piece of shit, since no one wants to work for me....

Voice: I want you Creature...

Creature: Who's there?  Paul, for the last time,  I AM NOT GAY!

Voice: No, I want you in the ring.

Creature: Oh...

Voice: For the title...go on out there.

Creature: Who are you?

Voice: You'll see.

Creature: Ok, but just for fun, let's make it two out of three falls.

Voice: Why?

Creature: I don't know.  Just because.

Voice: Fine.

Creature: Alright, see you out there.

[Scene cuts back to Nick and Bruce.]
 

Nick: Wow!  Creature vs. a Mystery dude for the AWF belt!

Bruce: This rocks!
 
 

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for two out of
 three falls.
It is for the AWF Title.

Introducing first...
Fighting out of Parts Unknown...
Weighing in at 230 pounds...

"The Owner and President of the AWF and the Master of the Abyss" Creature

His opponent...

[The sinister sound of Mercyful Fate's Egypt creeps into the arena!]

Led to the ring by Jason Foster...
From Cairo, Egypt...
Weighing in at 250 pounds...

King Hiss
 

They lock up.
King Hiss hits the Liger Bomb on Creature.
King Hiss places Creature on the turnbuckle.
King Hiss goes for the SNAKEBITE, but Creature counters it with a punch.
Creature kicks King Hiss.
The crowd is starting to get behind Creature.
Creature punches King Hiss.
A small "Creature" chant is being started.
Creature goes for a brain buster, but King Hiss blocks it.
King Hiss whips Creature into the ropes, but Creature reverses it.
King Hiss misses with a clothesline.
King Hiss misses with a clothesline.
King Hiss takes Creature down with a clothesline.
King Hiss runs into the ropes.
King Hiss hits Creature with a shoulderblock.
King Hiss puts Creature in a dragon sleeper.
Creature is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Nick: Look!  Hiss sucks so bad, he has to copy Creature's moves!
 
Creature reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
King Hiss runs into the ropes.
Creature takes King Hiss down with an armdrag takedown.
Creature hits a leg lariat on King Hiss.
Creature goes for a lariat, but King Hiss blocks it.
King Hiss leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
King Hiss runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
King Hiss goes for a reverse DDT, but Creature blocks it.
Creature hits a springboard rana on King Hiss.
Chris Thomas removes the chair from the ring.
Creature nails King Hiss with a full nelson slam.
Creature hits a leg lariat on King Hiss.
Creature takes King Hiss down with a vertical facebuster.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Creature places King Hiss on the turnbuckle.
Creature takes King Hiss down with a superplex.
Creature is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Bruce: We love you Creature!

Creature punches King Hiss.
The crowd is cheering on Creature.
King Hiss chops Creature.
King Hiss chops Creature.
King Hiss punches Creature.
King Hiss is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
King Hiss executes the Spicolli Driver on Creature.
A fan at ringside badmouths King Hiss.
King Hiss hits Creature with a reverse DDT.
King Hiss takes Creature down with a dragon suplex.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
King Hiss executes a clothesline on Creature.
King Hiss nails Creature with a dropkick.
King Hiss goes for a moonsault, but Creature rolls out of the way.
King Hiss whips Creature into the ropes.
Creature hits King Hiss with a kick.
Creature throws King Hiss out of the ring.

Bruce: Ah!

Nick: Keep that child-molesting, lamb fucking freak away!
 

Creature goes for a tope suicida, but King Hiss moves out of the way.
King Hiss uses a powerslam on Creature.
King Hiss goes for a flying elbowdrop, but Creature rolls out of the way.
Creature raises his right arm.
There are lots of chants for Creature.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Creature hits King Hiss with a brain buster.
Creature knocks King Hiss into the ringsteps.
Creature uses an armdrag takedown on King Hiss.
Creature reenters the ring.
King Hiss follows him back in.
Creature hits King Hiss.
The crowd is really behind Creature.
King Hiss punches Creature.
King Hiss chops Creature.
King Hiss locks Creature in a cobra clutch.
Creature breaks the hold with an armdrag takedown after 7 seconds.
Creature runs into the ropes.
King Hiss hits Creature with an elbow.
King Hiss hits a dragon suplex on Creature.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
King Hiss goes for a springboard splash, but Creature gets his knees up.
Creature whips King Hiss into the ropes.
Creature goes for a side backbreaker, but King Hiss counters it with
an elbowsmash.
King Hiss places Creature on the turnbuckle.
King Hiss nails Creature with a Tombstone from the second turnbuckle.
King Hiss further incites the crowd.
King Hiss executes a backside beheading on Creature.
King Hiss leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
King Hiss sets up the chair.
King Hiss hits Creature with a pumphandle suplex onto the chair.
King Hiss whips Creature into the ropes.
King Hiss hits Creature with a clothesline.
King Hiss nails Creature with a dropkick.
King Hiss throws Creature out of the ring.
King Hiss jumps onto him with a springboard dropkick.
King Hiss further incites the crowd.
King Hiss is handed the Cobra Sceptre.
King Hiss hits him with the Cobra Sceptre.
King Hiss further incites the crowd.
King Hiss whips Creature into the guardrail.
Jason Foster comes from behind and distracts Creature.
King Hiss hits a low blow on Creature.
King Hiss uses a powerslam on Creature.
Jason Foster comes from behind, but Creature nails Jason Foster.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
King Hiss goes for a clothesline, but Creature counters it with a crucifix.
Creature sets up a table.
Creature whips King Hiss into the guardrail.
Creature takes King Hiss down with spinning headscissors.
Jason Foster comes from behind, but Creature nails Jason Foster.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Creature sets up King Hiss on the table.
Creature executes a springboard moonsault through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Creature.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Creature knocks King Hiss into the ringpost.
Creature reenters the ring.
King Hiss follows him back in.
Creature whips King Hiss into the ropes.
King Hiss nails Creature with a backside beheading.
King Hiss takes Creature down with a pumphandle suplex.
King Hiss is going for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes...
King Hiss gives the sign for the SNAKEBITE.
King Hiss places Creature on the turnbuckle.
King Hiss executes the SNAKEBITE on Creature.
King Hiss goes for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
King Hiss chops Creature.
Numerous fans are using King Hiss for target practice.
King Hiss hits Creature.
King Hiss is being booed out of the building.
King Hiss kicks Creature.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Creature kicks King Hiss.
Creature kicks King Hiss.
The crowd is giving Creature a standing ovation.
Creature goes for a power bomb, but King Hiss counters it with a small package.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Chris Thomas removes the chair from the ring.
King Hiss whips Creature into the ropes.
King Hiss hits Creature with a backdrop.
Creature falls out of the ring.
King Hiss goes through the ropes.
King Hiss attempts to place Creature on the turnbuckle, but Creature blocks it.
King Hiss hits Creature with an elbowsmash.
King Hiss takes Creature down with a flying cross body press.
King Hiss whips Creature into the guardrail.
King Hiss hits Creature with a backbreaker.
King Hiss whips Creature into the guardrail.
King Hiss grabs a chair.
King Hiss sets up the chair.
King Hiss goes for a Gourd Buster, but Creature counters it with
a vertical suplex.
Creature whips King Hiss into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Creature goes for a powerslam, but King Hiss counters it with a sunset flip.
Jason Foster comes from behind and distracts Creature.
King Hiss sets up a table.
King Hiss hits Creature with the Liger Bomb.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
King Hiss is handed a fire extinguisher.
King Hiss hits him with the fire extinguisher.
King Hiss hits him with a fire extinguisher.
King Hiss whips Creature into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
King Hiss hits him with a fire extinguisher.
King Hiss whips Creature into the guardrail.
King Hiss whips Creature into the guardrail.
King Hiss sets up Creature on the table.
King Hiss executes a springboard splash through the table.
The table didn't break.
King Hiss knocks Creature into the ringsteps.
King Hiss hits Creature with a stomp.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
King Hiss goes for a punch, but Creature reverses it.
Jason Foster comes from behind, but Creature nails Jason Foster.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jason Foster comes from behind and distracts Creature.
King Hiss throws Creature back into the ring.
King Hiss goes for the Liger Bomb, but Creature blocks it.
Creature uses a Russian legsweep on King Hiss.
Creature runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Creature hits spinning headscissors on King Hiss.
Creature throws King Hiss out of the ring.
Creature goes through the ropes.
Creature sets up King Hiss on the table.
Creature executes the Abyss through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Creature whips King Hiss into the guardrail.
Creature uses a bodyslam on King Hiss.
Creature hits a brain buster on King Hiss.
Creature hits a flapjack on King Hiss.
Creature nails King Hiss with a bulldog.
Creature reenters the ring.
King Hiss follows him back in.
Creature is going for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Creature goes for a frog splash, but King Hiss gets his knees up.
King Hiss places Creature on the turnbuckle.
King Hiss executes the SNAKEBITE on Creature.
Numerous fans are using King Hiss for target practice.
King Hiss goes for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, in the ropes...
King Hiss executes a bodyslam on Creature.
King Hiss runs into the ropes.
Creature gives him a superkick, but King Hiss doesn't budge.
Creature nails King Hiss with a Tornado DDT.
Creature whips King Hiss into the turnbuckle.
Creature hits a Tombstone on King Hiss.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Creature hits King Hiss with a slingshot somersault splash.

Bruce: Damn he is good!

Nick: Did you see that?  He just flipped around and landed on Hiss...what skill!

Creature is going for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Creature uses a Russian legsweep on King Hiss.
Creature goes for a dragon sleeper, but King Hiss counters it with
a kick to the head.
King Hiss uses a reverse DDT on Creature.
King Hiss whips Creature into the turnbuckle.
King Hiss runs shoulder-first into the corner.
King Hiss chops Creature.
King Hiss hits Creature.
Creature kicks King Hiss.
Creature hits King Hiss.
The crowd is giving Creature a standing ovation.
Creature runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Creature goes for a lariat, but King Hiss blocks it.
King Hiss locks Creature in a side headlock.
Creature reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
King Hiss runs into the ropes.
Creature goes for a bulldog, but King Hiss counters it with a back suplex.
King Hiss nails Creature with the Liger Bomb.
King Hiss is being booed out of the building.
King Hiss places Creature on the turnbuckle.
King Hiss executes the SNAKEBITE on Creature.
King Hiss is being booed out of the building.
King Hiss goes for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
King Hiss nails Creature with a reverse DDT.
King Hiss uses an elbowsmash on Creature.
Creature burns him with the Flames of the Abyss.
The crowd is giving Creature a standing ovation.
He goes for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Creature takes King Hiss down with a Tornado DDT.
The crowd erupts.
 

Nick: YEAH!

Bruce: HELL YEAH!
 

Creature gives the sign for the Abyss.
Creature executes the Abyss on King Hiss.
Creature goes for the pin.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Creature.

Nick: Creature rocks the party that rocks the body!

Bruce: Kill em' Creach!
 

They lock up.
King Hiss nails Creature with a flying clothesline.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
King Hiss goes for a kneelift, but Creature side-steps and King Hiss
 only hits air.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Creature.
Creature raises his right arm.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Creature.
Creature takes King Hiss down with a slingshot somersault splash.
Creature puts King Hiss in a figure-four leglock.
King Hiss' shoulders are on the mat.
Chris Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
King Hiss is valiantly trying to break the hold.
King Hiss tries to escape the hold.
King Hiss is writhing in pain.
Chris Thomas asks King Hiss if he's had enough.
King Hiss nods.

Nick: Ah-ha!  Hiss taps like a pussy!

Bruce: Creature reigns supreme!
 

Chris Thomas stops the fight after 24 seconds.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

Nick: WE LOVE YOU CREATURE!

Bruce: You are the MAN!

The winner and NEW AWF Champion...Creature.
 

[As Creature celebrates, Jack runs out with two baseball bats wrapped in barbwire and set on
fire.  He hands one to Creature, and they proceed to beat King Hiss to death at center ring, and
then, with the help of Nick and Bruce, tie Foster down and beat him to death as well.]

END SHOW