Hmm...another day, another random series of thoughts.  What's on my mind today?  Well, let's start with the usual- Hardcore Championship Wrestling...e-wrestling.

    Today I won the All-Star Cup.  I honestly did not see this one coming.  What's even better, is that I pinned Inphino Blitz once again, and it wasn't even for the win.  I just put him out.  It was Maniac who I beat in the end, KICK WHAM ABYSS, one, two, three.  Overall, the show was very productive, as Jack and I continue to build towards the inevitable return of the greatest stable of all time...Pimp Industries.
 
    Who knew that the joke of an oganization Pimp Industries would become the absolute best e-wrestling stable ever put together?  It fucking RULED HCW at the end of the Old Era, and while domination will not be its goal this time around, it will indeed accomplish what it is returning to do- remind everyone why The Force are Pimps 4 Life, and why everyone else is our bitches.  I mean, we already schooled everyone in Pimps 101.  This time around, I figure it is just like a refresher course- punk out a few Soulz, throw around a few newbies, and refresh people's minds as to why we are feared.  The very mention of the stable's name strikes fear in the hearts of Soulz everywhere.
 
    On another positive note, I mended my relationship with Daz.  I don't know if I will ever be buddies with him again, but we are on good terms now, and that's all I need.  I want to leave e-wrestling with only one true enemy- King Hiss.  And it looks like that will be the way things will go down.  I swear- preparing for retirment with me is like going through the 12 steps in AA or whatever the hell it is.  I just have to get the Grand Slam, win the Cruiser belt, and count my blessings.

    Linkin Park kick all sorts of ass.  Do these guys have a BAD song?  Seriously...everything they do is the shit.  And that Mike guy is the man and an honorary Pimp.  Here.  Let's make a list of all honorary Pimps:

1. Alton Brown
2. Mike from Linkin Park
3. Martin Styles
4. "Harvard" Chris
5. P-Diddy
6. Mr. Ritchie- my Role Model
7. Mr. Teague- my Paragon of Virtue
8. Mr. Snapples- the God of History

    Speaking of P-Diddy..."Bad Boys 4 Life" will be Pimp Industries' new theme.  Of course Creach will enter with Linkin Park's "Papercut" and Jack will use Kid Rock's "Cocky," the Force will have "Thuggish, Ruggish, Bone", and the Pimp will have "Big Pimpin'" by Jay-Z, but as a group, we have to have "Bad Boys 4 Life", remixed as "Pimps 4 Life".

    I still find sex fun, for those keeping count.  I cannot wait until I get out into the real world and start banging girls all day.  Because John Spencer, a total Pimp for TCC, says that a goal is not a goal until you write it down, I'll outline some stuff I need to do before I begin my sexual escapades.

1. Get in shape- yep, Tough Enough 2's Robert is in better shape than me.  I won't worry about hitting the weights until I move out though, becuase my mother claims to know everything about fitness and would probably get on my nerves IMMENSELY if she knew I was trying to get into shape.
2. Fix up my teeth- I hate my teeth.  Of course, I hate dentists too, so go figure.  I reckon once I make my millions or at least my thousands, I'll take care of business.  Don't get me wrong- the braces I wore for two years were great, but I'm a perfectionist damn it.
3. Get a vasectemy- This is iffy.  I have actually thought about it though.  Procreation just doesn't seem like something I'm interested in, so it might be a good investment.  We'll see though.  The Great Thompso might someday want to knock a girl up.  Since I don't know, we'll just take this one off the list and I'll just have to seek alternative birth control methods until I make up my mind.

    Hey, what do you know, an Ivy League School sent me something today.  I know people get shit from colleges all the time, but damn.  I'm being bombarded over here.  HOW IN THE HELL did the entire WORLD get the idea that CRT was THE MAN?  Actually I do know the answer, but it is boring so I'll let you all believe that it is because I have won 7 World Titles in e-wrestling.

    New computer tomorrow, I think.  Whatever.  I really don't care what this Mikey character does either way, but if I can get my grubby mits on a Pentium III, then I will be much happier.  Ghost Recon is the game of my dreams, and I will have it through hell or high water or both.

    I could go off on the WWF's current state, but what's the point?  Vince has yet to listen to me, and I don't think he'll start any time soon.  Maybe when I have my own multi-billion dollar entertainment corporation and run him out of business with the Abyss Wrestling Federation, he'll realize that CRT down in Texas knew what was best ALL ALONG.

    Lemon Coke.  It rules.  But I'm not talking about anything that the Coca-Cola company makes.  Not like Lemon Pepsi or anything gay like that.  I mean taking lemon juice and mixing it with Coke.  It fucking rules.  I love lemons.

    As I write this, Jack is writing his own thoughts as well.  Hmph.  He's now taken up censorship, for all of you who care, and is avidly taking away my Constituational right to the freedom of speech.  That's okay though, because I have this forum to insult him on.  Let the Jack bashing begin.

Jack Duncan- you fucking suck.  Your RP guide makes some good points, but what was this shit about my 10,000 RP being a good story, but not RP?  It had it all baby, and you fucking know it.  So don't go talking shit about the RP no one will ever top just because you are jealous.

Jack Duncan- my website sucks?  My website happens to be OFFICIAL, as in SPONSORED BY CREATURE HIMSELF, so it is thus ten times better than yours.  Plus, it fully details EVERYTHING about his career, and tells the truth, something your site does not.  I mean, 100 titles?  No one this side of Paraguay buys that you fucking jobber.  And you know why?  Because you are stupid enough to put up samples of the flamming piles of human excrement you call roleplays on your goofy Official Creature Website spin off of a website.  Oh and by the way- WHERE'S YOUR WORLD TITLE?

Jack Duncan- NEWS FLASH, not all your jobs are unfair.  You do deserve to lose sometimes man, so quit your bitching or get out of the kitchen.  Even I, the God of E-wrestling, deserve to lose sometim- NO, take that back.  I never deserve to lose.  But you, yes, you do deserve to lose.  Albeit not to Inphino Blitz of all people, but you do deserve to lose.  Jobber.

Jack Duncan- YOU ARE RIDING ON MY COAT TAILS.  Go do something in HCW.  Win the Hardcore title, if you can.  I mean, I know Lil' Creach is going after it, so you probably won't be able to compete, but still try.  And don't give me this BS about the Internet Title being below you.  The only thing below you at this point is Pain, and you know damn well that the day will come when his losing streak ends after he pins you.

Jack Duncan- you will never get laid as long as you live.  And on Modus, you were only HALF the man I was.  Sure Bruce banged more women, but c'mon, look at the quality of your girls and mine.  Kat was amazing.  A perfect ten, though a total bitch.  All your girls were skanks who anyone could snag.  And how about Victoria or whatever her name was when I was Nick Van Dam?  Was she even legal?  I don't think so.  And Nick was still having anal sex with her whenever he pleased, while you played with a whore THREE TIMES your age.  Do Nick got the ladies?  Yeah, yeah.  Do Nick drive Mercedes?  Yeah, yeah.  Do it sound so crazy?  No, no.

    Alright, alright.  The Jack Bashing is done with.  I know I was a little harsh, but Jack can take it.  Besides, he can consider these 5 paragraphs vengeance for Creature- The Anti-Trib.  That was just fucking cold.

    I guess I'm almost done.  I don't have much more on my mind.  I think I would enjoy a blowjob right about now, perhaps from Jennifer Aniston.  They are showing the first season of Friends week days on the WB right now, and I must say, she used to be one of the absolute hottest women of all time.  She is aging quite well, as I would still pay both arms, both legs, an ear, an eye, nine teeth, and my left testicle for a chance just to eat her out, but she isn't quite as wonderful as she used to be.  If only I didn't think Brad Pitt was the MAN, I would probably hate him right about now.

    And while we are on the topic- Brad Pitt...can the man lose these days?  His past few movies have been AWESOME.  I am marking out big time for this guy.  Keep it up.  On a sadder note however, it looks like Mel Gibson is pushing the envelope with his newest self-put over movie "We Were Soldiers".  Enough is enough Aussie, we know you rule all.  It is getting ridiculous, and he is going to start tainting his manliness if he puts out another bad movie.  So help mey Gawd.

    Hey, four straight wins in HCW.  I'm cooking with gas now.  I just have to keep my friendships strong, my RPs good, and my head in the game, and by the summer time I should have all my goals attainted in time to retire.  Oh yeah!

    Fater is back.  That's a good thing.  He couldn't believe I lost to Diaz.  Neither could I, even though I quit the UWF one RP in.  Oh well.  I guess.......

I'm Out
 
 
 
 
 
 

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