"Now, let's take it nice and slow and
I'll tell you where to go
I'll whisper to you softly when I see the signs
I look over to see you
and you're checking out the rear view
I'll control the stick you drive between the lines (whoooaa)"  - Highway, from the album It's About Time

Hottest damn song ever.  When I heard Dip It Low...I was like...that's pretty hot.  Doesn't beat Baby Boy though.  Beyonce` moaning and groaning...nah, that couldn't be beat!  But this sumbitch, this Highway...it's got it all.  Yes, it beats Baby Boy by a pretty big margin.  The bar has been set pretty high by this one.  Just listen to it.  No man could contain himself. 

Now for something...interesting.


He's looking good.  No, really, he is. 

However...he is quite insane.  It's a unique insanity though.  Because...truthfully...in an amoral world...this man is King.  And he's still strutting his stuff, master of his own destiny, king of his domain, ruler of the world.  Shit.  Ain't nobody can top him, and he'll tell you that to your face.  And if you try to beat him, he'll put ya down.

Unfortunately...as human beings...we have created a seperate reality from the amoral Universe in which to function.  And that's a damn fine idea...because I don't want the man above to be King. 

I'm just sayin'...if we as humans didn't decide that killing and maiming and torturing and ruling with an iron fist was wrong...this guy right here would be tops in all our books.  Of course...even with our morals and ethics, we still get a guy like Donald Rumsfeld, who is about 1/30th the bastard Hussein is, as Secretary of Defense, apparently literally standing around 8-10 hours a day for some reason.

"These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
Man I'm throwed and I don't know what to do
I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do
But to give you part 2 of my confessions"- Usher, Confessions Part II

Song...may...be...better...than...Burn.  Jury's still out though.  Anyway...the point of that sapplin' is this...it illustrates what Hussein is gleefully thinking right now. 

"If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all"

I pondered last time whether Hussein would die like a coward and attempt to rip out America's heart by spewing some of his secrets.  Most of which are only secret because people are too stupid to learn about them.  Secrets like...the U.S. Ambassador assured him the U.S. wouldn't care if he invaded Kuwait...secrets like the U.S. supplied him with the dreaded WMDs and taught him how to use them and build his own...secrets like "The Giver" Ronald Homo Reagan pitting Iran against Iraq and exploiting the war, with the hopes it would last forever so that the U.S. could take in endless profits for its various illegal endeavors and of course...Mr. Reagan's 4+ million dollar funeral. 

I'm sure there are millions more "secrets" Hussein has, and I think his behavior this past week in court makes it pretty clear that, ahem...

"If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all"

Actually, here's what I predict:  he will be subdued from here on out.

Duh.  The U.S. has "physical" custody of him.  If he keeps mouthing off, he can expect some nice sedatives.  He'll go quietly into the night, and the farce of the great Republican White Houses of the past half century will die with him. 

Quick update:

Last Thought was pretty much dominated by 9/11 speculation.  I laid the motive out for three different and popular suspects, and discussed the ramifications of each different suspect being guilty...there will be no further column discussing that, because it obviously concluded last time when it was revealed it doesn't matter who did it, the implications and results would all be the same.  The only other factor to be considered would be if the U.S. was the culprit and the main driving force was to do away with democracy and install a military government with Bush as dictator...I seriously doubt this, although I did also touch on it with that EXTREMELY brief comparassion of Hitler and Bush. 

Anyway...as I stated several times, I have resigned myself to fence sitting on the actual event, and intend on just focusing on the aftermath and future in the post-9/11 world.  That's where all the fun's at anyway.

The reason for this is simple- if you took ANY of the 3 suspects and tried them in a court of law...all would be acquitted.  There is reasonable doubt in EVERY case.  Why do you think there has NEVER been a conviction concerning 9/11 in ANY court around the world?  Every suspect brought into court on charges concerning 9/11 has walked and will likely always walk. 

The reason for this is that a logical and open minded person can easily dispute the evidence for any of the only 3 plausible suspects.

U.S./CIA:

To go about this, you must first prove they faked the bin Laden "smoking gun" tape.  The CIA is TOO good for that to be possible if they faked it...and of course, they could simply have bin Laden on the payroll and just have had him film it.  You won't get anywhere on the technical aspect of the footage.  So prove bin Laden was paid...how you gonna do that?  Have him testify?  To kill this shred of evidence...just have a tech expert review the tape, testify it's legit, and move on. 

What about the idea of the planes used in 9/11 being modified or not even the real hijacked planes?  This is where all the photos and video comes in.  So let's break it down:

1.  Something hit the damn Pentagon- something knocked over the light poles, something flew past a pair of construction workers, and something hit the wall of the pentagon.  Hell...that something is on a video tape of the actual crash.  HOWEVER...in reviewing the tape...one cannot help but wonder how the fuck that could have been a 767...or why the terrorists would take such risky moves by swinging the plane around and then flying just above the ground, so that instead of flat out dive bombing the building for maximum damage, they slammed into one section.  And of course...it was a section under construction, limiting casualities.  Obviously...the debris found around may be suspect, but REAL none the less.  No one planted that stuff...that's insane.  So if you're arguing that it wasn't a 767 that hit...it was something painted up like one.  So what was it?

The video offers no clues...it appears way too small to be a 767...but it was some sort of plane.  Well...there's reasonable doubt there cause...a 767 is some sort of plane.

What about the way the plane flew and hit?  Very suspicious indeed.  But these were terrorists.  They weren't sure what was under construction or what wasn't, and somewhere in their version of the Qu'ran, right after the chapter on beheading and car bombs, it says that the best way to hit a building is from the side, no matter what.

Alright...so what about the damage done?  I guess that hinges on the people who were there, because the photos are no good.  So call some witnesses.  Hell, maybe you got something.  I've never read or heard anything from the clean up crew.  Either way...I wouldn't be confident in my case at this point.

2.  The only other video that is of any use is of the second plane hitting the WTC.  There is a frame, when slowed down very much, in which a bright flash goes off underneath the plane and something appears to be launched...this is where the "plane shot a missle!" theory was born.  This is by far the most interesting piece of evidence I have ever seen.  I scoffed at first...but it actually appears in the video that something was fired.

Problem is...it can probably be explained as a camera clitch or something.  Look at what skeptics do to UFO footage all the time.  And look at how many times...they're right!

The even bigger problem is this:  in order to prove the case, you need a plausible scenario.  Explain to me why a plane with a special missle launcher was built and used.  More importantly...

Explain to me all the calls made from the planes! 

No one has ever attempted this.  They have said...calls can't be made.  They were faked.  That's the explanation.  That will not win you any cases.  Because...calls...can be made.  Oh, sure, they fuck up the navigation system, or at least run the risk of that.  But who needs navigation when you're just looking for the big shiny thing and flying at it?

You know what this means...

REASONABLE DOUBT

So...basically the case is built of motive and doubtful photos, video, and speculation.

Hell, the motive is GOLD.  That's why so many people believe the government had something to do with it.  And they very well might have.  But you fucking can't prove it!

Moving on...

Al-Qaeda:

The Government has no case against al-Qaeda and this is why suspected terrorists get off all the time.  All they got is their tape of bin Laden...which could have been faked by the CIA, or Israel's Mossad.  So...sorry.

Well...what about Khalid Sheik Mohammad?  There are two things here.

1.  He was reportedly killed soon following 9/11.  Meaning the government better actually have him.  If they can't produce him on the stand...REASONABLE DOUBT.

2.  T.I. is a wonderful thing.  Not really.  It's barbaric and heinous...but probably very necessary at the end of the day.  It's the "softening" up at Abu Ghraib that is sadistic, stupid, wasteful, and considered insulting by pro interrogators.  As is our government's practice of hiring thugs to conduct T.I. from 3rd world countries.  Either way...I know if my client had been subjected to T.I., I'd just say that under the circumstances, he started telling his "torturers" what they wanted to hear.  The jury will weep, Mohammad will weep, and there will be...REASONABLE DOUBT.

Well what about the 9/11 commission's report?  Well...it doesn't actually investigate the "day of".  It makes it painfully obvious that our government sucks at its job, which is to protect us, and hell...ITSELF...but it doesn't delve too far into the events of the day. 

The good thing about Islamic Extremism is the average extremist is a retard.  So when the Government hastily threw its case against al-Qaeda together...they all were excited to be on the side of those who attacked the Great Satan.  So whether the "Toilet" is innocent or guilty...everyone in their wrong mind in the Mid East is doing their damndest to make sure the glove does fucking fit, and you can't acquit.

What about all the hijackers?

Well...we aren't even sure who most, if not all...of them really are.  Plus...Mossad agents do shit like pretend to be terrorists all the time.  Blame Israel!  It'll never be done, but if you did...REASONABLE DOUBT.

NEXT.

Israel:

I discussed the case against them when I discussed their motive.  It all revolves around no Israelis dying, Israelis getting advanced warning, Israelis cheering the event on, and Israelis posing in the past as terrorists.

You know what that means?

Circumstantial evidence.

Ask the prosecutors of Scott Peterson's case what that's worth in a few more weeks, aight?

REASONABLE DOUBT

There it is folks.  Unless Hussein knows something and blabbers before the syringe gets jabbed into his arm...the three best suspects for 9/11 would all be acquitted in a court of law.  That's why I, and in reality no common citizen, can say for sure who's behind it.  But I can offer one theory as to who was involved in the event:

ALL OF THEM

Makes perfect sense.  Al-Qaeda wants their big attack to get us off Israel's dick.  Israel finds out and is like...shit, those idiots think that'll HELP THEM?  Ha!  Of course...let's make sure none of our people die, okay?  Israel gives word to the CIA...who in turn give word to only a few most important people in the government.  And the decision is made to let it go.  Why?  Because the CIA throws down their huge 30 year long file on Peak Oil, and Mr. Cheney opens up the PNAC report, and they all stand there and stare at Bush and he screams "Peeance Freeance", then flees to the golf course.  Everyone wins! 

Except of course the most important people in the entire event, the ones who are always glossed over while everyone strokes their ego thinking they got it all figured out:



The Victims.

The good news is I don't think their deaths will be in vain.

Alright.  I'm done with this topic for a while and probably done with my Thoughts for a while.  Got screenplays to write, you know!

And I'll do it all for her...



Love and Peace





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