Hey baby.
I know my last Thoughts were a bit rushed, but that is because I wrote them while chatting with fellow Pimp Complicated, who recently opened his own OFFICIAL website, and my new e-promoter Freak Dawg. Dawg wants to push me to the moon, sending me on a huge winning streak and eventually putting me over the undefeated Diaz for the UWF World Championship. Hey, that's cool- but like I have said many times in the past, the days of me actually caring have past. HCW and its cut-throat politics saw to that.
If Dawg wants to promote me as the man in the UWF, go for it. I'll do my absolute best, which coincidentally IS the absolute best. But if he wants me to spend my days wrestling in the low-mid card and pursuing the lesser titles, which once again coincidentally his fellow staff members would like, then so be it. I've only produced three roleplays thus far and am slowly easing into my new direction with Creature as my angle begins to form. It looks like I'm definitely headed for a war with Complicated and Jack Duncan, but first Diaz must fall.
Speaking of my glorious roleplays, I am, very soon, going to add a Roleplay Archive to my website, similar to that of Complicated and much better than that of Jobber Jack Duncan. You'll be able to read any of my wonderful roleplays that I actually have saved, which start just after HCW Born Again, you know, the show where I, *gasp*, jobbed to Blitz.
Yeah, yeah, once again- the Farewell Address and Final Roleplay are on hold, but my career won't last forever (it's already ended twice) so eventually you will get to see them.
After tomorrow, most of the hard stuff I have in front of me will be eliminated aside from a BCIS project and a final exam in Psychology (yeah, right). So life is good. The booking battle between Jack and I is scheduled to begin May 31st, when I am out of school, however it now looks like Complicated will be entering, which means he'll get his own draft. So be it. It'll be my honor to play WWF to their WCW and ECW and smash them both into bits with my superior knowledge of how things should be done.
Speaking of which...the WWF missed a great opportunity last night on SmackDown! to give Jericho the belt back and align him with his should-be hoss manager Test. But oh well, because sooner than later I do believe they will make Judgement Day a four way between HHH, Jericho, Taker, and Hogan, and more importantly, either Chris or the Game will take the title home. Hogan can't keep the belt too long, and it would be suicide to put on the Undertaker.
The Roster Split, while in the long run I'm sure the WWF will screw up, does continue to benefit at least the wrestlers. People who we haven't even seen on TV in months are getting pushes, TV time, and storylines. On RAW, Stevie Richards won his second Hardcore Title since the Split and aligned himself with Jazz, and on SmackDown!, in an excellent Tag Team match, Val Venis finally got over again, and he did so off wrestling ability believe it or not! Even though I know for a fact the WWF could be doing a whole hell of a lot better, and I've known that for a while, but the bottom line is that the Split is helping things.
Tajiri's push and the Cruiserweight Division is coming along nicely and the Women's Division is remarkable. RVD needs something to do, and I still say that they should have put the European Title on a seperate show from the IC and built it up as another secondary title. Trish should DEFNITELY be the Women's Champion, if not for her ass then for her in-ring ability and heat, and while it is probably time to move the Tag Team Titles along and get Rico into the ring, who the hell can they really put the belts on?
That's another thing, however- guys like Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, and Rico Constantino are living proof that the WWF's farming system is a success. While I believe Brock has a great look and will be awesome in the ring once he figures out what the hell he is doing in there, I have to say- constantly pumping up his ego and basically recreating Goldberg is not good at all! Especially not with Goldberg on his way to the WWF. Randy Orton has a good look and much like Brock, will be something special eventually. And Rico just rules altogether. The nicest thing of all is that the WWF is actually pushing these guys. While I am against poor Bob Holly doing the job all the time, and while I think Brock's angle and whole gimmick sucks tremendous ass, and while Billy and Chuck are not my favorite Tag Team, it is great to know that the WWF is willing to push new people, especially considering Rock, Austin, Taker, Hogan, and for two years Kurt Angle, will all be gone sooner than later for various reasons.
The WWF would be even better if I was booking. Anyway...the game I told you about known as Infantry will soon no longer be free, which is okay for me because I got really bored with it pretty fast. There is NO team work whatsoever and you can only capture so many flags before it gets too damn repetitive. I also haven't played Ghost Recon or Rogue Spear in quite some time, but I hope to once my schedule dies down in a week. The only problem is that Jack and I have scared off the infamous MD by handing him his ass one too many times.
I suppose that is it. Not much else is new, I really just wanted to sort of "re-do" my last column because it was so sloppy and rushed.
I'm Out
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